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A 21-year-old Iranian man has a permanent semi-erection after having borow be salaamat (good luck with your journeys) and the letter M (his girlfriends initial) tattooed on his penis.
The man, whose name is unknown, was diagnosed with nonischemic priapism a condition resulting from the inability of blood to exit the penis. His case was detailed in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
In our case, most probably, the handheld needle penetrated the penis too deep, creating an arteriovenous fistula, wrote the study authors from Kermanshah University of Medical Sciences in Kermanshah, Iran. A fistula is a connection between two organs or vessels in this case an artery and a vein that normally dont connect.
For eight days after tattooing, the penis was painful, and thus there were no erections, the authors wrote. After that, the patient noticed longer-than-usual sleep-related erections. This progressed, within a week, to a constantly half-rigid penis, day and night.
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/09/penis-tattoo-leads-to-permanent-erection
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)But most of the time, mine just says "boat".
Unless it's a cold day. Then, it just says "bt"
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)...you probably would have a lot of luck on your journeys.
BootinUp
(47,208 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)moriah
(8,311 posts)Or "Welcome to California, have a nice day"....
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)...but is getting pretty well known around town now...
Historic NY
(37,457 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Dead_Parrot
(14,478 posts)cherokeeprogressive
(24,853 posts)SixthSense
(829 posts)so is he satisfied with the procedure?
I'm thinking of having mine tattooed with "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)SixthSense
(829 posts)when ya least expect it, buddy!
Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)and cash in on the royalties.
Problem solved.
Edweird
(8,570 posts)Gemini Cat
(2,820 posts)Just ouch.
dimbear
(6,271 posts)Oh I can't keep it in,
I can't keep it in, I've gotta let it out.
I've got to show the world, world's got to see,
see all the love love that's in me.
I said, why walk alone,
why worry when it's warm over here.
.....................
Oh, lover, I want to spend this time with you,
there's nothing I wouldn't do, If you let me know.
And I can't keep it in,
I can't hide it and I can't lock it away.
I'm up for your love, love heats my blood,
blood spins my head, and my head falls in love, oh.
No, I can't keep it in,
I can't keep it in, I've gotta let it out.
I've gotta show the world, world's got to know,
know of the love, love that lies low, so
Why can't you say,
If you know, then why can't you say.
.............
A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)Tent of Slacks.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)A-Schwarzenegger
(15,596 posts)MagickMuffin
(15,974 posts)customerserviceguy
(25,183 posts)but I guess if you have to service 72 virgins...
Alameda
(1,895 posts)gloves anyone? Gee, who would want to be tattooed after he was there?
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)Truly.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I heard he went to the pharmacy and whispered to the pharmacist "What can you give me for my priapism?".
She answered "how about $50,000 and half ownership in a pharmacy?"
That's another hoary old joke for you this evening.
backscatter712
(26,355 posts)JCMach1
(27,585 posts)-..__...
(7,776 posts)What the font size and style was?
I mean like in terms of tattooable area here and have the phrase still be legible.
pennylane100
(3,425 posts)I am one of those people that think the font style tells you a lot about a person. Hope he did not ask for bold and underlined.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)moriah
(8,311 posts)Ellipses? The Artist Formerly Known as Dash?
Fill In The Blank? (Yowch, that could get awkward.)
And on topic... legible with or without magnification?
MilesColtrane
(18,678 posts)Last edited Tue Jan 10, 2012, 02:30 AM - Edit history (1)
An Iranian started to think
he'd cover his member with ink
The tattooist slipped
and something was ripped
Now poor Farzad's winky won't sink
Renew Deal
(81,892 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)The Midway Rebel
(2,191 posts)left the man half-cocked.
LiberalFighter
(51,257 posts)BlueJazz
(25,348 posts)ROFF
(219 posts)liked to compare himself to a horse, until I told him that was true. He could sleep standing up.
AtomicKitten
(46,585 posts)edgineered
(2,101 posts)Same tattoo artist, perhaps?
Bohunk68
(1,364 posts)Less painful than a tat and will do the same thing. Other side effect: Party for hours, but no one comes.