Let's think of pleasant nice chit-chat for those encounters with his supporters

[struggle4progress]

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	I'll admit that, at first, I had been a little worried he'd surround himself with incompetents. But then I saw his legal team!
	1 (17%)
	He runs the country the way he runs his businesses, but what thanks does he get?
	0 (0%)
	And all that criticism he got for calling military folk losers and suckers! *shake-head-sadly*
	0 (0%)
	He doesn't even get credit for starting his own university and charity
	1 (17%)
	After he leaves, I really wonder if America can handle the covfefe shortage
	2 (33%)
	Wouldn't it be great if more Americans took their jobs as seriously as he takes golf?
	0 (0%)
	I think may actually cry when that family leaves the White House
	0 (0%)
	Are you planning to show your support by booking rooms at the Trump Plaza in Atlantic City?
	2 (33%)
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[grantcart]

1. "It's not Trump's fault, it's yours"

What did I do?

"You have a pick up truck with Trump signs, right?"

Yep

"How many Trump flags did you have?"

Three

"There you go, skimping on the Trump flags. I saw pickups with 12 plus 2 on the window jams and 2 on the bumpers, 16 flags in all. But you half hearted guys skimped and went with 1, 2 or 3 flags. If all you flag skimpers had gone whole hog you would have won the election".

[Vivid Lizard]

2. These are great!

I love the first one. Here is a fun revision of it...

"I'll admit that, at first, I had been a little worried he'd surround himself with incompetents. But then I saw Rudy Giuliani in front of the Four Seasons and knew we were A-OK!"

Nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever been more hilarious in U.S. History than the "Four Seasons Incident". Where were you that fateful day? May it never be forgotten!