Rudy: "If you take out Wayne County," Trump wins Michigan

[sabra]

Link to tweet

[frazzled]

1. Take out Florida and N. Carolina instead

That’s the ticket

[lunatica]

47. If you don't test for the virus you get less people getting COVID 19

[unblock]

2. Oddly enough, Biden doesn't need to "take out" any votes to win.

[Moostache]

3. They really do believe the candidate picks the voters

Unfortunately for them, the VOTERS still pick the candidates to determine a winner...not the other way around!

[exboyfil]

4. If you take out 600 rednecks who had their optical scanner ballots fixed

in the Florida Pan Handle in 2000, then Gore would have been President.

[liberal N proud]

5. They are dumb enough to say that?

[exboyfil]

7. Seems that could make a good commercial in the Georgia Senate races

[liberal N proud]

17. Yep

[Mike 03]

6. Hell, if you take out Phoenix, Trump wins Arizona...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

21. If you take out Dallas, Hillary wins Texas. . . . nt

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. If you take away Rudy's chianti he's still an idiot

[leftieNanner]

30. Is that what was dripping down his face?

[SnowCritter]

42. I suspect his overflow valve opened.

He couldn't spew it fast enough.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. If You Take Out All But 1 Vote...

...Biden won unanimously, because i voted for him.
Hey, this is easy!
Stupid, but easy.
Talking at you, Rudy.

[Aristus]

10. And if they took out Michigan in 2016, Hillary Clinton would have won.

Can we do that?

Then STFU!

[droidamus2]

11. To put it another way...

What he is really saying is if you don't let the black people vote Fat Donnie will win! What a moron how the hell did he ever get a license to practice law. Seems like he needs a lot more practice before you actually let him into the game.

[CaptYossarian]

20. He's old enough that his law books are all pre-1920.

Only white males could vote.

[LuvNewcastle]

22. Ding Ding Ding!

If we stop letting minorities and women vote, we'll have Republicans everywhere! Everyone knows that's what's best, right?

[Best_man23]

12. By that logic

If you take out the rural votes in Texas, Biden wins Texas. If you take out all the rural votes in all the red states, Biden wins a 50-state landslide.

This shit makes me think of this Abe Lincoln quote. You would only have to change a few words and it would apply today (emphasis is mine):

"I am not a Know-Nothing. That is certain. How could I be? How can any one who abhors the oppression of negroes, be in favor of degrading classes of white people? Our progress in degeneracy appears to me to be pretty rapid. As a nation, we begin by declaring that "all men are created equal." We now practically read it "all men are created equal, except negroes." When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read "all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics." When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty-to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy."

[dalton99a]

14. +1

[samsingh]

13. if you take out the stupids and traitors awe win every state

[JCMach1]

15. Take out all counties under 50K votes and see what happens to Trump's

Totals

[Blue Owl]

16. Well Rudy, that's not quite how it works

[Initech]

18. Fucking elections, how do they work? Miracles!

Seriously - large cities have large numbers of people. More votes than say Bumfuck, Arkansas does. Logic, Something that fails to escape these morons.

[Quixote1818]

19. Lets trade Michigan for Texas. nt

[Lasher]

23. If you take out a nipple piercing it will close

This is fun

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

24. What if we took the Biden votes in Wayne County and reduced it to 3/5ths of a vote per person?

Because, you know, the Constitution.

[struggle4progress]

25. If you take out Chinese, you get a box of rice with it!

If you take out Rudy, the backlog in the courts would decrease
If you take out the garbage, you won't share the fate of Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout

[mwooldri]

26. Ok, statehood for Wayne County then.

And for Atlanta, Philly, and other large urban areas. If we did that then the Democrats would have a perpetual majority in the enlarged US Senate and still win the US presidency.

[safeinOhio]

37. Wayne County has more people

than the 13 counties that make up the Michigan UP.

[joshcryer]

48. Wayne County has more people than 11 states...

[Warpy]

27. Right, if you disenfranchise Democrats, Republicans will win every time!

If you ban the National League, the American League will take the pennant every year! If you banned the NFL, the USFL would have had a chance!

Rudy isn't the first Republican crook to talk this way and he won't be the last. They're crooks. They have to cheat. They will all be unskilled labor if they stop cheating, and they won't even be any good at that.

[jayschool2013]

44. Disagree on the USFL

Trump ran that into the ground, and he would have found a way to do that even if there had been no NFL.

[Warpy]

53. Who knows what kind of heights they'd have reached

if only they were unopposed!

[MarianJack]

28. Wow,...

...and if the dog doesn't stop to shit, than he catches the rabbit!

PEACE

[rurallib]

29. One man, one vote except

in the central city where it is one man, 1/2 vote and the rural area where it is one man, 3 votes and small towns and suburbs where it is one man, 2 votes.

That should do it.

[rateyes]

31. If you take out the trash from the White House, Trump

would be sitting in a landfill.

[ET Awful]

32. And if you take out Russia, Germany wins WW2 n/t

[rustysgurl]

33. And if you take your head out of Trump's ass

Oh who am I kidding? It wouldn't change anything.

[ecstatic]

34. No taxation without representation. Period.

I know you really want to, but you can't toss our votes. Not in Michigan and not (anymore) in Georgia. Thankfully.

And if you keep trying to go down this road, at the very least, you better be prepared to reimburse every m***********g dime collected from me and the other individuals you're trying to disenfranchise. But even then, our votes for this election must still be counted.

[yonder]

35. I'd like to order some takeout too.

I'd start the meal with many of the states in the southeast and the heartland, add a Texas and for dessert, throw in Wyoming, Idaho and Utah.

And add a nice thing about takeout: no dishes to wash either.

[matt819]

36. Too bad Biden wouldn't do this

For shits and grins, file a lawsuit to throw out all red district votes in Florida and North Carolina.

[IronLionZion]

38. Take out American voters who don't like Trump and he wins every state

It's easier to win elections if only your supporters are counted. That model has worked in North Korea, Iran, China, Russia...

[lagomorph777]

39. If we get rid of the ballots, Trump wins Miss Universe.

And, his point is...?

[mgardener]

40. If you take out Rudi.....

You take out the garbage.

Traitor: a person who betrays another, a cause, or any trust
a person who commits treason by betraying his or her country
Donald Trump is a traitor Because he lost, he is trying to overthrow an election & the will of the American people
People who support Trump are traitors too

[bucolic_frolic]

41. No doubt, Rudy is Trump's own personal Sharpie

just 'X' it out, Rudester

[Lokee11]

43. If you stop testing for COVID -

The number of new COVID cases would disappear - Oh wait they already called this one on the DipShit Bingo Card!

FDT!

[dv421]

45. if you take out the "taker" states

Trump has 0 electoral votes.

[sarcasmo]

46. Dog Whistle, take out the black vote, Trump wins.

[Initech]

49. Hey if you take Miami out of Florida, then Biden wins Florida.

Two can play at that game!

[lostnfound]

54. If you take out DeJoy, maybe Biden wins Florida too

[Leith]

50. If you take out Kent County

we wouldn't have Devos as Secretary of "Education."

I'm beginning to see the merit in that.

[Withywindle]

51. If you take your shirt out of your pants and put your hand down there

in a hotel room where you're getting punked by a pretty actress for a satirical movie....

[djacq]

52. They sound like the old Saturday morning cartoon villan.