Found this brilliant idea on Facebook

[spinbaby]

[magicarpet]

1. Then dump him in a wildlife refuge in northern Alaska,...

... as close to the North Pole as possible.

[AmericanCanuck]

2. Plus give him a rabies shot and

put a GPS tracker on him so he can be found again!

[babylonsister]

4. Who would want him found?

[GopherGal]

24. Federal Bureau of Prisons?

for a possible return to government housing?

[babylonsister]

26. I assumed he was a goner if he were dumped in the

forest, but who knows?

[AmericanCanuck]

25. Cy Vance and Letitia James?

[Nictuku]

3. Just cut his cable.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

5. Then we can rake.

[yonder]

6. I like the darting and weighing part.

We could finally put that 239 pounds bullshit to rest by weighing him and the darting.....well, just because.

[crickets]

7. I just laughed way too hard at that. Brilliant!

[Solly Mack]

8. But set him loose among those animals he elected not to protect.

The gray wolf comes to mind. Just another thought.

[SheltieLover]

10. Yes!!!

And another bald eagle!

[Solly Mack]

12. They could set up live cams. Have Jordan Peele narrate. A good time to be had by all!

Except Trump, but so?

[2naSalit]

13. Wolves aren't fond of human meat...

even if it's carrion. The bears, now that's another story. The bears and cats will eat them. But wolves will sing while it all goes down.

[Solly Mack]

14. But they would scare the shit out of him.

Clean him out for the bears, cats, and carrion.

Trump deserves to be scared shitless. He truly does.

[2naSalit]

15. True that.

And yes, he deserves to be scared shitless every day for the rest of his miserable life.

[Solly Mack]

17. At night, Rangers could put Trump in a cage until the morning.

Once the sun comes up, Trump can be set loose again to run from the wildlife.

The Rangers can pretend they are going to help Trump then throw him in a cage like Trump does to children at the border. Then others can come up to him each day pretending they are going to help him, only to fuck him over in some new way. Offer him food covered in maggots. Water that is nasty. A wool blanket covered in moth holes. Shoes two sizes too small. Sugar water as sunscreen.

Vegas could set odds for how many days Trump will last.


Yes, I'm a tad bit warped. And vindictive and petty.

[2naSalit]

18. That's

Pretty close to what I had in mind.

What I envisioned for Nixon was that he be tied to a raft, nearly naked, and floated up and down the Mekong, no shade. Maybe we're on the same page there.

[Solly Mack]

20. Beautiful minds! :)

lol

[keithbvadu2]

9. Too late to spay him.

[Major Nikon]

11. Send in the hounds

[LisaL]

19. Too funny.

[birdographer]

21. This is what you do

to animals that are dangerous to humans. Sounds good to me!

[Traildogbob]

22. Wrong agency

That would be the skills of the United States Fish and Wildlife Service. Or National Park Biologist. Anyway all are Science educated. Very appropriate.

[Grokenstein]

23. Nah. Smokey says to pack trash up and dispose of it properly.