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Toilet tissue is again tough to find in the pandemic, and thats fueling an odd conversation about alternatives on the National Park Services Facebook page.
It began with an official, but tongue-in-cheek park service post of a bear studying a pine cone.
With the toilet paper supply running low, deciding on the best pine cone became a bear necessity, NPS officials wrote. Dont worry. Itll be pine.
The joke comes as toilet paper and disinfectant shortages have been reported across the country in recent weeks, as news has spread of an uptick in COVID-19 cases, McClatchy News reported. As a result, retailers are once again limiting purchases to prevent shortages on popular items.
Read more: https://www.macon.com/news/nation-world/national/article247346774.html
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,510 posts)Hotler
(11,464 posts)Don't want no clogs.
LSFL
(1,110 posts)A bit of an understatement.
PCIntern
(25,612 posts)Shes a tiny bit pregnant...
lillypaddle
(9,581 posts)beachbumbob
(9,263 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,552 posts)OnDoutside
(19,982 posts)bidet attachments for toilets
Buns_of_Fire
(17,202 posts)The idea of cold water under pressure splashing up on my naughty bits, not so much.
I assume I could hook it up to the hot water, but scalded naughty bits don't sound all that much fun, either. Besides, hot water is never hot when you first turn it on.
OnDoutside
(19,982 posts)There plenty of other easy options out there too.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,202 posts)OnDoutside
(19,982 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,552 posts)given your username. Wouldn't you want to the flames out by any means possible pronto?