I guess I will start a new religion.

[Atticus]

I haven't got all of the details worked out yet, but its doctrine will be based on abhorring all things Trumpian.

We will not hire Trumpies. We will not rent to them, bake for them, or patronize any business owned by them or which employs them.

We will not only---of course---not vote for them, we will not recognize their legitimacy if they are "somehow" elected.

We will withhold taxes from any unit of government headed by one of them.

Should one of our faithful, in a fit of righteous indignation, do bodily harm to a Trumpie, we will say "of course we don't condone violence" as we wink.

And, should a Trumpian heathen criticize our treatment of them, we'll just refer them to the decision of Barrett et al yesterday in which they ruled that their view of Constitutional "freedom of religion" permits virtually any form of discrimination, so long as it is done with faux piety. Some might say that faux piety is my "long suit".

I'm open to suggestions as to my new religion's name. I was gonna go with "Our Lady of Hypocritical Motherfuckers", but some might find that "over the top".

[Dave in VA]

1. Maybe even sacrificing a virgin

on 5th Ave is protected exercise of religion?

[Shermann]

2. Don't forget the massive indoor rallies without social distancing

Very important aspect right now

[uponit7771]

7. +1, then MAGA's on the USSC will claim there's no evidence religious events spread COVID as been

... explained on MSNBC.

I'm still holding out that's not what the majority said but if its anything close then we should all be even more afraid cause the majority MAGA are stupid

[RainCaster]

3. The "Righteous Freedom Movement"

Don't forget that we can tow any vehicle in our parking lots with an offensive sticker or flag. Church keying is an acceptable substitute.

[Ponietz]

4. We definitely need our own police force

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/12/523603112/alabama-senate-says-church-can-start-its-own-police-force

[Shermann]

8. Religious police...absolutely! nt

[ironflange]

13. They tried that in Spain

Didn't work out all that well.

[RKP5637]

5. And the upside down cross with tRump on it ... with flames at the base! n/t

[panader0]

6. As a life-long bricklayer, I'm founding the Masonites.

[Wicked Blue]

10. LOL

[Chainfire]

9. I feel like I am about to be Saaaaaaaaaaaved!

[Sneederbunk]

11. Remember Flip Wilson's.The Church of What's Happening Now.

[ret5hd]

12. The "Anamagats"...that's my naming suggestion.

[Retrograde]

14. I'm torn between Uniformitarianism and Satinism (n/t)