New York Post reports today that Mrs. Trump is "preparing to pen memoir on her time in the White...

[demmiblue]

New York Post reports today that Mrs. Trump is "preparing to pen memoir on her time in the White House."

Link to tweet

Puh-lease!

[marmar]

1. "Becoming" by Melania Trump.

[Rorey]

16. ....

[struggle4progress]

17. Many people will compare the two

to see if Melania has now hired a better plagiarist

[LiberalFighter]

92. We all know she will plagiarize.

[Rice4VP]

53. Becoming My Husband's Keeper in the Promised Land

It should sell like 10 copies

[tblue37]

93. "The Audacity of Becoming My Husband's Keeper in the Promised Land"

[Rice4VP]

95. Yes!

[demmiblue]

54. The cover:

(image created by: https://twitter.com/skolanach)

[marmar]

56. LOL

[lunatica]

100. LOL!

[Native]

58. +100

[struggle4progress]

62. Be As Bestest!

[JohnQFunk]

60. Cover with alternate title just leaked - MUST credit DU's John Funk

[Cha]

90. Be So Glad to have that Bullshitting Birther

Gaslighting Liar Gone from our WH.

Your "book cover" is macabre funny.

[Cha]

88. lol.. my first thought. The Plagiarism

part.. "Becoming" is all you!

[lunatica]

98. LOL!

[Ohiogal]

2. Two pages long?

[Iliyah]

3. Get ready for bulks, boxes of books being bought by . .

republican party namely Rona Rmoney . ,

[NurseJackie]

30. It will be in the Dollar Store remainder tables as quickly as Sara Palin's book was.

[Hutchewon]

4. Tentative title

"I write book."

[CTyankee]

7. Nice!

[demmiblue]

9. Lol!

[skylucy]

26. LOL!

[Guilded Lilly]

38. Omg HHHaaaaa!

[forgotmylogin]

39. "They were the best of the times. They were the worst of the times." n/t

[Brother Mythos]

75. Suggested Extended Tentative Title:

"I Write Book - Please You Buy Book"

[muriel_volestrangler]

85. "Buy Best" (nt)

[niyad]

5. Who is going to write it for her? Another "best seller" with an asterisk after the title, no doubt.

[NYC Liberal]

10. Michelle Obama already wrote it.

She just needs time to take her own photo for the cover.

[Deuxcents]

6. I don't care

Do you?

[Mister Ed]

8. I Really Don't Care, Do U? n/t

[Hortensis]

50. :) My exact first thought. Her prenup means it won't be

a sordid tell-all about her husband ordering her to plagiarize Michell's speech and then being hung out to dry, but she should manage to slip in some hits against Ivanka.

I'll pass too fast to even make out the title.

[Cha]

91. #BeBest Title.. yours

[Docreed2003]

11. The paper used to print that ghost written drivel

Would be better used as toilet paper

[Marthe48]

34. I'm sure it will be

n/t

[procon]

12. Which former First Lady will she plagiarize it from? nt

[liberalla]

13. She's gonna set the record straight! She's got scores to settle.

I predict this will be an ugly and vindictive re-telling of how she's been misunderstood, betrayed and treated so badly. Everything has been so unfair!

is there a baby crying emoji? waaah waaaahhh...

[Rorey]

20. Yep

She's every bit as petty and vindictive as her loser husband.

[MaryMagdaline]

59. Exactly. How the MSM hate me and give me a f'g break about Christmas and kids in cages

How children in cages stole my thunder are a bunch of liars who were coached by lawyers to say they were poor and in danger. How I worked harder than I ever have in my entire life (true)(public appearance every few months and hiring others to decorate for Christmas) and people still hate me (true again)

[RKP5637]

14. LOL!!!

[mucifer]

15. grifters gotta grift

[Ferrets are Cool]

18. Two paragraphs?

[exboyfil]

19. Meredith McIver will write it

[Polly Hennessey]

21. It won't be a long book.

Perhaps three chapters. I arrived, I did fooking Christmas stuff, I left. Who would read this.

[CatMor]

22. What is to write ..

the only thing she did were those f$#king Christmas decorations and destroyed the Rose Garden.

[MrsMatt]

23. Titled

"Be Best (seller, please)"

[NotAPuppet]

24. "I become"

by Melania Trump, architect, fashion designer, polyglot, and world renowned author!

[Siwsan]

25. I hope she chooses a graphic novel type format

I wouldn't believe a word she wrote, anyway, so at least that would make it an interesting perusal.

[hunter]

78. Her husband might flip through the pages if it was a graphic romance novel

Especially if his portrayal is heroic, him having a full head of hair and her nearly naked.

Something like this:



https://bookriot.com/best-romance-novel-covers/

Trump doesn't read any books that are all words.

[snowybirdie]

27. Now a tell all

about her marriage to the Donnie, I would buy.

[Major Nikon]

28. I can see this going one of two ways

The assumption here is that Melania is going to divorce #DiaperDon at some point, which I'm pretty sure is a given.

1) She writes a pro-Trump fantasy book in order to generate some fast cash and then gets a divorce after the money rolls in from the rubes.

2) She flushes the #DiaperDon turd immediately and writes a tell-all book giving us more insight into just how fucked up #DiaperDon really is.

Personally I think it's going to be option #2 (no pun intended). If she goes with #1 and then gets a divorce, any credibility with anyone is going to be shot to hell and she will be delegated to the ash heap of history. I suppose there's an option #3 where she stays with #DiaperDon indefinitely, but seeing as how he's broke and the legal cases are going to bury him even deeper. I don't realistically see her staying with him when shitting on a gold toilet is no longer an option.

[treestar]

37. Her divorce settlement

might well not be good, because he is in debt and has negative worth. So the book would be the only way to get any money. The upside of that might be she does not have to comply with the no-tell clauses he usually has people sign. Then she could really tell all.

[Major Nikon]

42. At this point I think getting any money out of #DiaperDon is the least of her worries

The fun part will be when he stops sending checks to his other wives and they come out with their own tell-all books.

[calguy]

29. FLOTITS " I thrite boook"

[catbyte]

31. I can see it now..."F*cking Christmas: A Vite House Memoir." Maybe it'll be available for

sale by next Christmas.

[Botany]

32. " My Journey, From Porn Star to Prositutue to the Penthouse to the White House"

She can dedicate it to her "special friend" Hank.

[vlyons]

33. Translation -- Mrs Trump will hire a ghost writer to write a memoir

nt

[marmar]

35. She's already got book cover art.

[dalton99a]

36. Kick

[MuseRider]

40. A comedy of fiction.

I think, in enough time, it might be entertaining even funny. First I need some time to rinse all the gooey, sickening residue of the Trump time out of my system.

Really, how much she loves her husband? What could she talk about, Ivanka? By the time it comes out we will find that they have been separated for years and her modeling contract for first lady is done and over, kaaaaaaaPUT!

[NRaleighLiberal]

41. one haiku.

[Wounded Bear]

43. "Be Beauty and Be Beast"

[rzemanfl]

44. It will be the perfect magat gift for fucking creezmus in 2021. n/t

[Johnny2X2X]

45. I really don't care about fucking Christmas, do you?

She’ll try to cash in. She’ll be getting divorced soon enough.

[redwitch]

46. "Fucking Chreesmas every Day"

I really don’t care what she does once she is out of the White House.

[jcgoldie]

47. Did Michelle Obama write one?

Melania could just xerox it.

[helpisontheway]

48. She did not do shit..Oh wait..doesn't she have 4 more years according to Donnie?nt

[mnmoderatedem]

49. who's going to read it to her husband?

and will they have a lickspittle shield available?

[Digger]

97. Rudy could read it to him.

That is, if he can get his parasitic lips off little donald's anus long enough.

[sarcasmo]

51. Title: I F***ING Hate Christmas!

[marble falls]

63. "I'll be Gone for Chistmas"

[lark]

52. If it were truthful, it would be titled I Hate Everyone of You.

That is all she is, a skinny bundle of greed and hate. Wonder how long drumpf will pay her to stick with him and wonder how long she will stay? I think she leaves as soon as he is indicted.

[3catwoman3]

55. There are certainly photos aplenty of her...

...from her "modeling" (aka soft porn) days.

This one would get everyone attention as a cover photo -

https://www.google.com/search?q=melania+airplane+wing&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=FSdVn9MRsSYjjM%252CyXtd4tHixOWAnM%252C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kSkT7gYTs2YsIJ5CpzQAU8683g6wA&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiu8u3S0aXtAhWhVTABHc02C8QQ9QF6BAgEEBg&biw=1536&bih=754&dpr=1.25#imgrc=FSdVn9MRsSYjjM

[marble falls]

64. She put the 'X' in X-mass.

[3catwoman3]

82. Ooooh - that's a good one!

I hope I will have occasion to use it myself, if that is OK with you.

[bedazzled]

57. Unfortunately her fan base can't read

Maybe she intends to write a board book. Ghostwritten since she can barely speak English

[MineralMan]

61. Somewhere, a ghost writer is celebrating having paid work.

Melania won't write a word of it. She is incapable of doing so.

[marble falls]

66. Potentially paid work. Donnie signs off on the vouchers, remember.

[MineralMan]

67. Smart Ghost Writers Get Their Fee Out of the Publisher's Advance

That's part of the publication contract. Sometimes, they are also included in the royalty payments, but that's a negotiable thing. Nobody who ghost writes depends on the author to pay them.

[marble falls]

68. Even dumb asses who usually freelance in vanity publications? I'll bet no one ever heard of this ...

author to be named.

[MineralMan]

71. I know a few ghost writers. A couple of them make tons of money.

When it comes to famous people and celebrities, you may not know the ghost writer's name, but the publishers do.

Will there be interest in a book by Melania Trump? Absolutely. Will it make money for a publisher? Maybe.

Big names use very skilled writers to create their books, and the publishers will be glad to suggest one they have worked with in the past.

As I said, you may never have heard their names. They don't care. Ghost writing is all about landing a book that has a big up-front advance. That means celebrity memoirs, etc.

Ghost writing can be very lucrative, but your name isn't necessarily the issue. You have to not care about becoming famous yourself. It's not an area of writing that interests me very much, but I know a few writers who make a very good living with that specialty. I've done a couple of books that way, but it's a hassle getting the person to tell you enough to get through it. Not my thing.

[area51]

65. Will the title be, "Damn those ungrateful American peasants"? n/t

[onecaliberal]

69. How a two bit escort working for Putin became dumps handler?

[malaise]

70. That should resolve the

toilet paper shortage.

[Nevilledog]

72. I like Adam Parkhomenko's suggestion

Link to tweet

Tweet text:
Adam Parkhomenko
@AdamParkhomenko
Melania’s book should be called “Fucking Evil.” It works on several different levels.

[fishwax]

73. Will she write her own or just copy Michelle Obama's?

Either way, I'll pass

Because I really don't care. Do you?

[UTUSN]

74. Translation: "preparing to sign contract for millions of pennies to supplement pre-nup"

Both she and her derelict other half are about to have the rude awakening that their memoirs are worthless in every conceivable way - content and profit.

[TexasBushwhacker]

80. I can't imagine any decent publisher giving her much of an advance n/t

[dhill926]

76. looking forward...

to not reading it....

[TeamPooka]

77. How to Trophy Wife.

[Yeehah]

79. What about her time before the White House?

That would be a lot more interesting, with all the nudie mag stuff and everything.

[IcyPeas]

81. Melania: An Adult coloring book

[Klaralven]

83. Melania Subsequent Book

[DesertRat]

84. BeBesting

[ooky]

86. A one page document would cover her time in the White House.

She came and went, and did nothing in between.

[Cha]

87. Everyone has heard & seen her Bullshitting

Birther Gaslighting LIES.

but the Cult will ear it up with a fucking shovel.

[JPbelgium]

89. Memoirs are so dull... try something on gardening sweetie! (n/t)

[Meowmee]

94. Another book

Not to buy... unfortunately she will prolly profit off it.

[Maeve]

96. In what language?

She claims fluency in several, but "Broken English" would be my bet.

She will have it ghost-written, if it ever appears.

[brooklynite]

99. She has a way with words.....

Link to tweet

[lunatica]

101. Title: Gif me a break! I don't give a Fucken!