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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"...With that I'll rest a while, and go to find a street corner to dance on."
Ouch!!
Its not just Trump who's leaving... novelist Hari Kunzru has a special way with words..
Betsy DeVos you blandly foolish soulless entitled child-stealing witch, rotting like a corpse inside your Chanel suit.
All the generals, you spineless buzz-cut phallus-brained plastic Spartans fawning and wriggling to distract yourself from your moral cowardice.
Kayleigh McEnenay, you evacuated husk of a mean-girl cheerleader, the cavity where your heart once was pumped full of spite and moronic lies.
Bill Barr you vast pompous pus-filled bladder of casuistry, you are an enemy of justice, bloated with resentment and cruelty, wobbling like a jelly at the feet of the oligarchs.
Jared Kushner you vacuous dainty preening overpromoted nub of mediocrity, squeezed like an entitled smear of toothpaste into a silk suit bought with tear-stained dollars wrung out of the suffering tenants of your slum apartments.
Ivanka Trump you monstrous slug of vanity, you infantile ninny so marinaded in self-regard that in your pea brain you believe we ought to love you for your crimes.
Mike Pompeo, you bubble, you booby, you flatulent zero, that roiling in your ample guts that you mistake for world shaking significance is just the acid reflux of irrelevancy.
Don Junior, you scabrous single-nostriled unloved elephant-murdering human wreckage, vibrating with bitterness and impotent rage at all the opportunities youve squandered.
Sarah Sanders, you crude hulking beetle-browed bully, working your multiple chins as you masticated another stinking quid of falsity, spitting again and again on the people you were supposed to inform.
Interlude: all you staffers and interns, so eager to crunch your way in your shiny new work shoes over the bodies of the poor and powerless, I smite you and cast you out one by one.
Eric Trump, you pallid clammy suppurating nocturnal semi-human grub, your absence of charisma is your only notable trait and the act of flushing you from memory will so be smooth and painless that in a month people will find it hard to picture your moon face.
Rudy Giuliani, you capering cartoonish skull-faced bag of graft and corruption, too stupid even to ask whos pulling your strings just so long as you can cake your crusty face in tv make-up and clack your jaw at a camera.
And of course Stephen Miller, you weeping pustule upon the social body, you dreg, you homunculus, you noxious slime felched from the gaping cavity of Jim Crow, one day may you find yourself walking barefoot across hot sand, desperate for water, crying for your missing child.
With that I'll rest a while, and go to find a street corner to dance on."
redwitch
(14,944 posts)Thanks for sharing this one!
hlthe2b
(102,293 posts)dweller
(23,641 posts)Would love to pass it on
tia
✌🏻
babylonsister
(171,070 posts)but this lady posted it.
https://www.facebook.com/carolyn.dunn.90
SnowCritter
(810 posts)So I did!
Biophilic
(3,666 posts)GoCubsGo
(32,086 posts)gab13by13
(21,360 posts)panader0
(25,816 posts)niyad
(113,348 posts)Maeve
(42,282 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)But 😂 that was epic!
Side note, I hope to never get on Haris bad side.
Delmette2.0
(4,166 posts)The descriptions were a physical and moral reflection of each person.
I couldn't help but notice Eric was listed after the many many unnamed staffers and assistants.
world wide wally
(21,744 posts)Ingersollman
(204 posts)positively Shakespearean.
ChazInAz
(2,569 posts)It read like the works of Big Willy at his finest, or Ambrose Bierce just before he'd lose his temper.
I relish wordsmith!
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,734 posts)The word pictures of the people he describes is spot on.
sheilahi
(277 posts)Wow! Now that puts my ultimate snarky putdown to shame. My "You poopyhead" pales in comparison. Gotta go work on my snark now. Bye
SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)Ty for sharing.
BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)trof
(54,256 posts)Not even close.
housecat
(3,121 posts)yellowdogintexas
(22,264 posts)Ferret could also do an edit (with attribution of course) and substitute some of his extraordinary euphemisms for these atrocious excuses for humans
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Link to tweet
Btw, he wrote this on November 7, the day the election was called for Biden and Harris.
babylonsister
(171,070 posts)I did not know that.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)central scrutinizer
(11,652 posts)Kayleigh McEnenay, you evacuated husk of a mean-girl cheerleader,