"Pete Buttigieg's first order of business as Secretary of Transportation should be..."

[Nevilledog]

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Tweet text:
Jesse Lifson
@DoYouEvenLif
Pete Buttigieg’s first order of business as Secretary of Transportation should be to add Mike Pence to the no fly list.
12:32 PM · Dec 15, 2020

[targetpractice]

1. My first thought was...

Make flying solar powered cars, Pete!

But, I'm kinda dumb sometimes.

[Nevilledog]

4. Maybe the joke was too subtle.....this was referring to Pence having a fly on his head

[kirkuchiyo]

5. You, Sir, are an honest goodness American hero! nt

[Blue Owl]

13. I got the fly-on-head reference...

but on further thought, banning Pence from flying would prevent any future "skipping to mother while clapping" embarrassing tarmac moments...

[Nevilledog]

14. ...

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

15. Gimme an "M"

Gimme an "M"
Gimme an "O"
Gimme an "T"
Gimme an "H"
Gimme an "E"
Gimme an "R"

What does that spell?

[Nevilledog]

16. Wait. Is that a trick question?

[New Breed Leader]

2. My thought was

"FIX DC'S METRO PLEASE FOR GOD PLEASE FIX IT!!!" These people are MORONS AND DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING PLEASE STEP IN

[Pantagruel]

3. Technically,

the Trump gang all meet the criteria of "terrorists"....

[Wounded Bear]

6. I see what you did there...

Seriously, he needs to grease the skids for any projects out there that TrumpCo has been sitting on, especially mass transit and bridge repairs.

[Ohiogal]

7. I was thinking along the lines of

“transport” Trump to prison...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. ROFL!

Anyhow, the airlines have started limiting emotional support animals to dogs.

[Nevilledog]

9. You don't think he could get an exemption for the "fly"?

[central scrutinizer]

10. But, seriously

Mass transit nationwide is in serious trouble. Nobody who has an option wants to get on a closed bus or train with strangers. It’s a class issue. Many people rely on mass transit.

[Cha]

11. lol

[Blue Owl]

12. Bwah!