I'm almost sorry I retired, because now I know what to do when interviewed but don't get a job.

[raccoon]

I’m almost sorry I retired, because now I know what to do when interviewed but don’t get a job.

1-Bitch, moan and groan that the process was fixed.
2-Hire a barracuda lawyer to sue the employer for not hiring you instead of whoever they did hire. Lawyers are expensive, but don’t worry because you’re not gonna pay this one, following the lead of the dotard.
3-Get as much publicity as you can. Contact your local news station and see if they will do a segment about you.

4-Forget about getting on with your life, you’re not gonna let this one go.

[rogue emissary]

1. If you don't mind I'd like to submit a 5.

5. Even though they didn't offer you the job just show up and do absolutely none of the work.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. Especially.......

if it's a job you didn't want!

[ret5hd]

2. You forgot step 1A...

Do everything you possibly can to make the organization/company fail, collapse, go bankrupt, lose public goodwill, etc.