Jake Angeli's mom says he hasn't eaten since Friday. They won't give him all organic food.

[Nevilledog]

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Jacob Chansley, AKA Jake Angeli, Arizona man makes first court appearance in for charges related to storming the U.S. Capitol. His mom says he hasn’t eaten since Friday because the detention facility won’t feed him all organic food. @abc15
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[Delarage]

1. That's too bad

[muntrv]

2. So sad too bad.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

3. Oh the poor, poor, snowflake

Sedition is hell.

[Chin music]

4. Eat shit jake. It's organic.

[soothsayer]

12. lol!

[Wellstone ruled]

18. Human Fecal Matter is considered

organic by the Standards Board on Organics.

[MLAA]

19. Perfect

[gldstwmn]

21. +1000

[uponit7771]

24. lol

[dalton99a]

57. +1

[trueblue2007]

5. starve them you evil sob

[Srkdqltr]

6. tell her to call Trump. Maybe he will care?

[gohuskies]

7. Insurrection doesn't taste so good eh Angeli

A major Magat snowflake; should have thought about what you did before you entered the Capitol building illegally.

[lisa58]

8. Threaten him with a Covid vaccine

[soothsayer]

9. Hey put him in a cage at the border so he can get the drumpf experience

He’s just an attention whore. Bit of comic relief.

[UpInArms]

41. 👆🏼

[634-5789]

10. Damn shame.

[Aristus]

11. He thinks a lack of organic foods is the worst thing about prison.

That's so cute...

[Caliman73]

38. He's not in prison. He is in custody in a jail pending arraignment and trial.

Huge difference. Jail, I am sure, is tough (never been myself, but have been inside for business reasons many a time). Prison from what I have been told, is a lot worse.

Unless he has done serious time, I don't think that he has the slightest clue about what he has gotten himself into.

[yardwork]

51. Apparently not.

[gldstwmn]

13. There's no teeth whitening or

tanning either. I suspect he'll figure it out soon.

[EarthFirst]

14. I've got some organic STFU right here...

Piping hot!

[KG]

15. bet he's not screaming 'freedom' now.

piss on 'em

[catbyte]

16. Awwwww...

[dweller]

17. Toss him some buffalo grass

He can spread it over floor too


✌🏻

[Hugin]

20. Wait a minute... Mom knows he only eats all organic food, but, didn't know he was going to storm...

the US Capitol building?

What ever happened to aiding and abetting.

[madinmaryland]

22. Tots and pears.

[Nevilledog]

27. Organic tots and pears?

[mitch96]

50. Just give him a salad, tell him it's organic and STFU...

[rsdsharp]

31. But only if organic!

[sheshe2]

23. Not sure if he is a bison or a fox. Perhaps he thinks he is a foxy bison?

I suggest they just line his cage with hay and he can chew on that for awhile.

[George II]

75. Whatever they line his cage with, it's more than what those poor children at the border have.

[sheshe2]

77. Sadly true.

[msongs]

25. perhaps he could stand for his principles and starve himself to death in protest nt

[johnp3907]

26. Starve. Die.

I don’t care.

[regnaD kciN]

28. Poor baby...

[BusyBeingBest]

29. Snowflakey.

[Hav]

30. Tears...of laughter

These "patriots" acted so tough and menacing, threatening a civil war against those weak libs and then they go down and cry because of their diet? This is SNL material.

[we can do it]

32. Call the waaaaambulance.

[samnsara]

33. his mom needs to stfu...shes making hum sound nuttier and nuttier

[DFW]

34. I'll bet they don't provide him with his favorite toothpaste or a My Pillow to sleep on either

I don't know how he'll survive the next 24 hours in there.

[greenjar_01]

35. Do they have any animal pellets?

[stillcool]

36. Don't they know who he is?

He has to sue them. That's discrimination!! We need to have a rally outside the jail with organic food. Who do they think they are? Let's do it! Leave your mask at home.

[Thekaspervote]

37. Guess ya should've figured they wouldn't have organic fare on the jail menu??

[UpInArms]

39. Awwwww .... bring the waaaambulance

He should have thought of his special diet before he committed federal crimes and sedition

[RealityCheque]

40. The feces his cohorts smeared on the capitol walls...

Is organic.

[badhair77]

42. I'm trying to scrounge up some concern over this

but I’m failing. It’s a shame.

[njhoneybadger]

43. Actions have consequences

I'm sure she thinks the state should hire a personal chef for her poor little horn boy.

[mshasta]

44. oh the Pain.....the pain

waahhh

[Solly Mack]

45. Stories from the snowflake front: No Whole Foods at the commissary. Am miserable. Nothing but

high-fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated fats served at mealtimes. They took my fox tails and horns. Covered my ink and now forced to wear orange. Stopped eating. Need my organic almonds and kale. Miss my basement. Told my mother and she felt my pain. Please send Goji berries.

[Nevilledog]

46. *Goji berries* 🤣

[Solly Mack]

67. You laugh but his constipation is real.

AKA Being full of shit.

[Nevilledog]

69. Bet he turns out to be a stool pigeon.

[Solly Mack]

70. Ha! lololol

Will narc for cashews.

[Poiuyt]

47. Give him a few hard boiled eggs like in Cool Hand Luke

[localroger]

52. But only brown organic free-range eggs nt

[MyOwnPeace]

48. Well guess what!

The late Officer Brian Sicknick hasn't had a thing to eat since last Wednesday - and I'm quite sure that he would not put up a fuss about whatever he was served - if he hadn't been killed in your little insurrection.

[Roisin Ni Fiachra]

49. Well, Jake, you wouldn't be in that situation if you didn't try to overthrow that

nice government. Mom's not gonna be there to feed you while you do your time.

Trump has abandoned you. Learn to like the turkey. You'll be eating a lot of it. I hear they put in everything in the Phoenix jail. God and truth are not on your side.

[JonLP24]

61. The food is pretty bad in Maricopa County jail

Green slop for dinner & only a milk and Orange for breakfast. No lunch.

It was like this under Arpaio so not sure if it is still the same under new leadership. Another odd thing is they didn't have pillows.

[onethatcares]

53. I suppose he would

want it stamped by the USDA as "organic".

fuck him, he can starve as far as I'm concerned.

[Blue_true]

54. Sonnybopper, in jail you eat what they give you. nt

[roamer65]

55. McDonalds and Taco Bell.

[Cha]

56. Boohoo! I only eat Organic Food & have

eaten Plenty since Friday.. but I'm not a fucking domestic terrorist attacking the US Capitol, looking to Overthrow the Will of the PEOPLE!

[sheshe2]

78. Poor widdle baby haz a sad, Cha.

Organic.



Dinner is served.

[Vivienne235729]

58. He's in for a very rude awakening.

[Fullduplexxx]

59. Then fkg starve

[Midnightwalk]

60. They also won't have mom's chicken tendies

Too bad

[Mr. Ected]

62. I just got back from El Torero

Give me awhile and I'll gladly serve up a steaming hot, totally organic meal for him.

[malaise]

63. Why didn't money teach him that actions have consequences

She should have told him there is no organic food in lock ups

[Stallion]

64. War is Hell Buttercup

[MagickMuffin]

65. Over Throwing The Government Has Consequences

don't ya know.

Wolf/Raccoon/Buffalo/MergartronBeast now has to live with those consequences. Poor baby!

Oh and fook your special food needs!

[George II]

66. Awwww...

[demtenjeep]

68. play stupid games

win stupid prizes

[Willto]

71. Awwww, Poor Baby

Well tell him to hang in there. Once he gets to prison a lot of the inmates will give him a steady supply of something that is completely organic. LOL!

[mcar]

72. Snowflake

[jcgoldie]

73. MAGA fuckers don't eat all organic food!

For fucks sake you been hanging with the wrong crowd buddy!

[maveric]

74. Shit is organic.

Last time I checked.

[Kablooie]

76. Damn straight! He's not going to poison HIS body!

He's a man oF PRINCIPAL!

Dying of starvation is better by far than putting unhealthy food in your body!

Kudos to the soon to be dead shaman.

[Gothmog]

80. This idiot is a failed actor who lives with him mom

I really do not care if he is unhappy

[Gothmog]

81. I have special dietary restrictions

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