And, on the sixth day of the first month, the Most High Maga waddled forth from his columned temple
and, after mounting a high place, spake thusly to the rude multitude: "Thou hast been screwn! Thou hast not mansions nor servants nor fine raiment as do those Under the Dome and those who bow down to them! Therefore, go thither to the place called 'The Hill' and pull down their Dome, rend their fine robes asunder and sully the very idea that they cherish which is called DEMOCRACY! And be mindful: Pence is a defiler of all that is MAGA!"
And the multitude screamed a great scream---"HANG PENCE! HANG PENCE!" and marched off to do as the Most High MAGA had bidden them.
And then, on the morrow, when all in the land said they had sinned a great sin, the multitude cried that they had acted on behalf of the "MHM" and sought his blessing and protection. But, when asked to vouch for those whose wrongs he had implored them to commit, the Most High MAGA gazed down upon them and inquired "Who art these rabble, these desecrators of our sacred Dome? I know them not!"
And, as they were led away to await trial and punishment, they recalled with great sorrow what the "MHM" first spake unto them: "Thou hast been screwn!"
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THE End.
-Laelth
Could you do that here?
