The "Shaman" is feeling a little butthurt

[luv2fly]

Lawyer for 'QAnon Shaman' says he feels 'duped' by Trump after not getting a pardon
Brad Reed
January 22, 2021

Former President Donald Trump left office by issuing a slew of pardons -- but none of them were for the supporters who rioted on his behalf at the United States Capitol building on January 6th.

Now an attorney for 33-year-old Capitol rioter Jacob Chansley, better known as the "QAnon Shaman," says that his client feels like the president misled him into believing that he would get a pardon for his actions.

In an interview with local news station KSDK, attorney Al Watkins said that Chansley regrets his actions and feels "duped" by the president's claims that the 2020 election was stolen.

Story at:

https://www.rawstory.com/shaman/

[catbyte]

1. Awww...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. NOW he's sorry - after he got arrested.

Moron.

[cos dem]

3. It's because he has nothing to offer in exchange.

If he had, for example, millions in loans, that Trump could take, and then not repay, maybe a pardon would have been on the table. But, Trump already got what he needed from these patsies, and has no more use for them.
Dumbasses.

[Happy Hoosier]

4. The bit that tickles me.....

is that these MORONS believed that Trump ever really gave even the tiniest shit about them.

[luv2fly]

6. But, but...

He loves them... he tells them all the time!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

29. So long as they hit.....

[Crunchy Frog]

5. Yeah. Like he would ever support the interests of some "low class" dipshit,

especially when it would likely damage his own interests.

These idiots need to be removed from society for a long time.

[Midnightwalk]

7. Isn't that a confession?

Does saying “I did these things because I expected a pardon” prove intention of wrongdoing?

Not a lawyer so I don’t know.

[Cirque du So-What]

13. Well, this lawyer dutifully parroted his client's insipid remarks

but what do I know about the law? What does this lawyer know, for that matter?

[ProfessorGAC]

19. What I Hear, From Some Of These Lawyers...

...is either:
1. "Yes, my client is an idiot.", or;
2. "I really didn't want this case, but my boss assigned it to me."

[WhiteTara]

8. not good enough, Jason

time to pay for your crime.

[CaptainTruth]

9. Trump told more than 35,000 lies while in office and this guy...

...is just NOW feeling duped?

[lisa58]

27. But-but - but: Trump was the ONLY one telling the truth,

Everyone else was lying

[tulipsandroses]

10. What good is a Shaman that can't conjure up a pardon? or some other way to get out this mess?

Too bad. Not sad. trump is trying to do the best moonwalk since Michael Jackson from this

[Blue Owl]

11. Well well well, another one who got conned by tRump

When will these idiots learn that tRump is nothing but a con man?

[BComplex]

12. This is the same guy that sued the jail for not having vegan food while locked up.

Cry me a river, dude.

[lunatica]

26. He's gonna really hate prison!

No perks there! Nope!

No body paint. No feathers, no buckskin. No special food. So sad.

[BComplex]

30. My Godson is in prison. The whole place came down with COVID. He was freezing to death. Said

I sent him $$ just in time to buy some sweats so he wasn't so cold, plus he can buy food at the vending machines since they don't give them hardly any food.

He's in there for drugs across state lines. We really need some serious prison reform.

[lunatica]

32. Boy! Do we ever need reform!

Looking at that picture really twists my gut with rage. I want to slap the eyeglasses off her face and I want to hug and protect him. Sometimes pictures are incredibly powerful and say what no amount of words can.

[BComplex]

33. ...

[Budi]

14. Twitter responds: 🙂

Link to tweet

[luv2fly]

15. The Real Shaman Union ought to sue him

There must be a law somewhere making it illegal to use the title "Shaman" without appropriate educational training, mentorship, professional exam, etc.

[dubyadiprecession]

16. Poor manchild....

[Skraxx]

17. LOL! SUCKERS!! LOL!

Oh man, that. Is. Awesome.

[LakeArenal]

20. Don't forget LOSERS, too.

[ProfessorPlum]

18. You knew he was a snake when you took him in

[BarackTheVote]

21. How delicious would it be

if he rolled on Trump and testified against him in the impeachment trial?

[Vinca]

22. Wonder if the Shaman is still enjoying the breakfast bologna sandwiches on white bread.

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Depends. Is it organic bologna? nt

[Buns_of_Fire]

23. Not only is QBacca a dupe -- he's a SUPERdupe!

(And before Gaetz says anything: Shut up, Matt. You're drunk.)

[Hermit-The-Prog]

28. QBacca! That's just excellent!

[Buns_of_Fire]

31. I wish I could take credit for it, but I first saw it either here or on Twitter.

It's frustrating that people keep stealing my ideas before I have them.

[StarfishSaver]

24. Poor baby.

33 is a little late to be learning that actions have consequences ... But better late than never, eh, dude?

[getagrip_already]

34. how long has q been around?

4 years? 6?

And yet, this guy was able to struggle through the broad and rigorous training to achieve the noble status of shamon!!!

And here we are, berating him! His insight is far superior to ours, being mere libs. We should bow to his graces!

Lets make up some phony titles for our clan, then we can be awesome also!

I claim medicine doctor of bad influence!

[miyazaki]

35. His shaman powers are weak.

Thought he could try to conjure up a pardon.

He'll have to conjure up a giant toad now for a prison break.

[AntiFascist]

36. Poor Buffalo Boi n/t

[RussBLib]

37. he should feel like an idiot

for bellowing like an idiot all over the Capitol

[mokawanis]

38. Anyone stupid enough to be duped by trump

probably deserves whatever happens as a result. Feeling regret doesn't excuse what you did, Chansley.