This ;)

[sheshe2]

[DonaldsRump]

1. Well, Michelle's "Be Better" is SLIGHTLY different than Melania's "Be Best"

Oh, and Melania forgot that she needed a "the" in her failed attempt to one-up Michelle:

The slogan "Be Best" has also been criticized for having an apparent grammatical error, as it is missing a definite article, and should read as, "Be the Best." The Guardian noted Mrs. Trump's native language, Slovenian, does not use definite articles, and speculated whether the name constituted one-upmanship after Michelle Obama's call to "Be Better". Mrs. Trump's senior adviser, Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, called the slogan "illiterate" and pushed for an alternative slogan, "Children First", which the First Lady rejected due to the similarities with her husband's "America First" branding.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Be_Best

And Melania got an "Einstein visa"?

[Midnightwalk]

3. From Einstein's bagels.

[sheshe2]

5. Nah, Einstein's bagels have to much class.

Here at Einstein Bros.® Bagels, we believe in the bagel. We believe it has the power to do amazing things—giving you a reason to look forward to morning office meetings or an afternoon escape or even the simple joy of a shmear mustache on your kid’s face. It’s why we get to the store at 2am every day and bake fresh bagels every four hours, so our bagels are as fresh and delicious as possible. It’s why we only use the finest ingredients to create the most inspiring flavors. It’s why we do everything possible to make your day that much better. To spread a little more joy and happiness in the world. To laugh, smile and enjoy each other’s company that much more. And to us, there’s no better way to do that than with the bagel.

https://www.einsteinbros.com/about/#:~:text=To%20spread%20a%20little%20more,other's%20company%20that%20much%20more.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. Natural Melania got Einstein visa. Is best and she be best. Not know what best be at, but be best.

[mercuryblues]

2. LOL

[brer cat]

6. ...

[FM123]

7. Omg, I almost forgot about how that idiot plagiarized our Michelle!

"Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values: that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say you're going to do; that you treat people with dignity and respect"
First Lady, Michelle Obama

"My parents impressed on me the values that you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say and keep your promise; that you treat people with respect"
Not a Lady, Melanoma Trump

[Blue Owl]

8. Bwah!