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[MagickMuffin]

1. Captain Silly Bones was just needing to address his silly bone

Somehow the jokes will write themselves.

[Caliman73]

2. Dude!!

I mean, we should perhaps take him at his word. Obviously if there aren't any past incidents or patterns of behavior that indicate otherwise, BUT DUDE!! Make sure your camera is turned off!! Unplug the damned thing! Perhaps, don't jerk off while sitting in front of the camera (Like, point it away). Also, you couldn't wait a little longer to wank it out after a teaching session for middle schoolers?

I mean, I think that a lot of men (and women) can attest to having the urge, but DUDE! Restraint!

[robbob]

39. If he was teaching a bunch of kids...

And then within minutes of the class ending he felt an overwhelming urge to masturbate, that pretty much is evidence of a deviant personality. As in, it would seem he is sexually aroused by underage children.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

3. Sure he did.

[3catwoman3]

4. He may have been in his own home, but unless...

...he lives in a studio apartment, he wasn’t in his own room.

[left-of-center2012]

5. So, immediately after teaching Middle School students ...

Immediately after teaching middle school students he feels the need to masturbate?

Do teenage boys and girls get him sexually aroused?

[bullwinkle428]

7. My very first thought!!

[pandr32]

12. Now there's the rub!

[lindysalsagal]

25. Oh, you just HAD to, didn't you???

[pandr32]

26. It was just waiting to be said!

[Klaralven]

34. Was one of their pictures still up on his display while he jerked off?

[dsc]

37. the article isn't clear on the timing

It is possible from what I read that he taught the class, thought he logged off, and some time later did the deed. If he didn't log off and the class when on without him (he was an aide and not the teacher).

[joshcryer]

42. I'm trying to dig and see the timing.

Because I do think it would exonerate him, but I can't find anything. You'd think they'd say if it was "hours later" or something to that effect. All I can discern is that someone filmed the clip on their phone which indicates to me at least that there was something that led up to that. Perhaps him playing porn and the sound being picked up. Wish I could find the original post online.

[Skittles]

41. that's what I was thinking

the timing is a bit.....suspect......add to that the fact that he likes to, er, "perform" at kiddie parties and.....um, no

[Ms. Toad]

6. So teaching gives you an irresistable urge to masterbate?

Been teaching for 19 years. Never had the urge to stick my hand in my pants the moment class let out.

My guess is he was fantasizing about one (or more) of the students he had just been teaching.

[OldBaldy1701E]

11. See, that's where I am over this

I want to believe him, but after almost ten years working at a school, I just did not find anything 'hot' about it. His timing is a bit too suspect is all I am saying.

[11 Bravo]

32. I taught full time for 32 years, and have been subbing almost every day for the last 15.

All of my full time career was in elementary school, along with most of my substituting.
No experience I ever had in any classroom over those 47 years led me to think, "Damn! That was hot, I need to jerk off."

[belpejic]

8. Toobin' It

I think Captain Silly Boner has a problem.

[Solly Mack]

13. Yeah, right.

thought he 'was logged out when class was over'

[FreepFryer]

14. Yikes. (Nt)

[ismnotwasm]

15. Can't people simply masturbate AWAY from a camera? Especially after a zoom class with 11 years olds

Unless consenting adults are presents and the area cleared of kids who cannot consent and may be traumatized.

This dude might not have done it on purpose but his timing is weird

[Bonn1997]

27. He may have been looking at porn on his computer and the built-in camera was on

[Taylor Picker]

16. This is actually him performing.

...takes on a new context.

[underpants]

19. I wonder if he'd seen Fappy's presentation

[electric_blue68]

40. Whaaa...This is a real thing?!!!! Where?! In the Bible Belt?

[underpants]

47. No it's a parody.

Parody news story that became something on Facebook but I think the creator passed away.

[electric_blue68]

48. Ok got it Thanks

[Paladin]

17. Funniest attempt at an excuse I've seen in a long time.

Thanks for the laughs, Schack. Stay away from my grandchildren.

[underpants]

18. Fappy says - DOUBLE HELL

[Pongo]

20. Uh oh, Toobin should have been a cautionary tale.

This behavior is very strange.

[Lettuce Be]

21. These weirdos that can't go five minutes without ...

How is this even a thing, yet it seems to happen quite often

[left-of-center2012]

22. He thought he logged off

Is that what it's called now? Logging off?

[Hekate]

23. Bullshit. I wonder what he does behind/beneath his desk when he's in a real classroom....

Just find another job, jerk.

[NewHendoLib]

24. silly bones. perfect.

[gldstwmn]

28. I think some of these people

want to get caught.

[left-of-center2012]

33. "I think some of these people want to get caught."

Maybe the risk is part of the 'thrill'.

[11 Bravo]

29. Here's a thought: If you're hurtin' for squirtin', move away from the camera first.

[Yeehah]

30. "Captain Silly Bones" children's entertainer

Wow, that gives me the heebie jeebies.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

31. I remember as a kid when it was shocking just to see your teacher

out at the supermarket.

[Politicub]

35. Gross. He was turned on after teaching a middle-school class?

It’s not hard to know when you’re disconnected on Zoom. I don’t buy the story about it being an accident.

[Corgigal]

36. FBI has a new computer

to review. In my area, FBI just arrested a Vice Principal who use to work at a private middle school. He had a beautiful home, wife and young daughter. He’s gone now, and will stay in prison forever.

[occupant]

38. 13 seconds

Jebus only 13 seconds? He must have been ready to POP!

[BlueLucy]

43. The first thing most people do after a zoom call is make sure you're logged off.

I don't believe him or Toobin. Most women have been flashed by a guy masturbating. It happens all the time, ask any woman. You know that guy masturbating in the car who flashed you when you were walking by in your youth? That's what this is. They want to be seen.

[Liberal In Texas]

44. Stay tuned after class....

For Sex Ed!

[Generic Brad]

45. Shake Shack

[Shanti Shanti Shanti]

46. He won't be charged? So, "Accidently Masterbating" is a thing now!

[blackdove78]

49. This is why schools around here don't allow

teachers to use personal devices for Zoom.