CPAC Explained

[NanceGreggs]

Self-proclaimed Christians worshipping a golden statue, maskless idiots who still believe COVID is a hoax, applause for insurrectionists and their enablers, a coke-addled Don Junior still publicly grovelling for daddy’s attention, Ted Cruz doing a stand-up comedy routine about his Cancun trip while his constituents struggled to survive, and outrage over Mr. Potato Head.

In short, it’s a gathering of easily-led dumb-asses willing to swallow whatever bullshit they’re told to consume by a bunch of Republican ‘leaders’ who don’t give a shit about them, but are simply there in order to size-up the obviously gullible marks.

Of course, the underlying theme of the event is The Big Lie that the election was somehow stolen from Trump – because these idiots simply can’t believe that the majority of Americans wanted a lying, thieving, corrupt, pussy-grabber out of the White House.

This is what the GOP is down to – a bunch of low-IQ, no-info voters who think science is an elitist plot, and education is detrimental to civilization. This is the precious ‘base’ whose votes the GOP are willing to abandon all morals and ethics in order to win.

The current heroes of today’s Republican party are the people who broke into the Capitol and literally shit on the floors and wiped their feces on the walls. That is the reality of where the GOP is right now. And that is really all that needs to be said.

[True Dough]

1. That's the truth!

And there must be some form of fundraising taking place too, right? Perpetually wringing the dollars out of the easily-manipulated disciples is always on the agenda.

[rampartc]

2. graven image of the bankrupt god emperor of the prosperity gospel is their perfect symbol .......

"Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!" shelly

[sop]

6. That red tie isn't nearly long enough.

[birdographer]

43. And the hands aren't nearly baby-like enough. (nt)

[lastlib]

8. As someone else said, "worshiping the golden jackass."

[CottonBear]

11. Woman on left is cosplaying Bang Bang Barbie. Woman on right looks like Traitor Greene.

It’s creepy the way the bald guy has his arm draped over the woman’s shoulder. Jeffrey Epstein posed that way with Ghislaine Maxwell.

[pandr32]

39. What does the sign say?

It looks like a slogan.

[whopis01]

66. Look ahead America. n/t

[pandr32]

68. Is that kind of like "squirrel!"?

Don't look at us now--look over there at a bright shiny grift...er...future!

Thank you!

[DENVERPOPS]

47. Don't you think

Don’t you think…….
A miniature sized, white trash, trailer park, gawdy version of one of these would make a perfect Christmas tree ornament?
Maybe a big hole up it’s ass so his cretins could put it on the top of their tree???????
The next year they could come out with one of Ivanka, all dressed up as a Trailer Trash Barbie.
The next year Jared, etc
And offer an equally tacky, optional, grossly overpriced, small shrine panorama, so his voters could display them the rest of the year on their living room coffee table in their trashed out double wide?????
Oh, and have every House and Senate Republican be required to display one on their Capitol desk to show their loyalty and subservient allegiance to Trump as THE leader of their party?????????
And, how about a tiny lapel pin or broach pin version and have it be mandated to be worn on all Republican Politicians across the nation????? Replacing the American Flag pin they used to all wear…..

I think I’m really on to something here…………….

And I think the scariest thing Nanc, is that their supporters/voters are not all the low IQ deliverance types. Most Trump Humpers I know are members of the middle to upper class, with college degrees.....
That makes it all the more terrifying, at least to me.......

[rampartc]

51. "as seen on tv"

talk about a war on xmas.

[mdbl]

61. LOL

[jmowreader]

64. Statue not accurate at all

Tie too short.

Needs about another 40 inches on the waistline.

Trump doesn’t wear shorts.

Or sandals.

He’s never been known for eating at Carl’s Jr.

And that Constitution doesn’t have nearly enough shit on it.

[GoCubsGo]

3. Well, they never had any morals or ethics to abandon.

But, other than that...yeah. That describes things to a tee.

[NanceGreggs]

4. Once upon a time, they did.

I remember it. That's how old I am.

[mgardener]

7. Me too

It is very sad.
For so called religious people, they sure forget the 10 Commandments when Trump is around.
Thou shalt not lie, shalt not worship false gods, shalt not steal, commit adultery.
Makes you wonder what they see in Trump.

[mezame]

19. "Rebels" Without A Cause

[Mr. Steve]

29. "rebels" without a clue

It seems that they are going along with the herd like lemmings and not bothering themselves with the hard job of thinking.

[mezame]

33. Clueless & Starving

it's like they were trained to avoid the library, and stare mindlessly at their phones in order to eat the red meat; kinda like Coca Cola's sugar=obesity tactics everywhere. Ahhhh, conspiracies feeding the mindless souls. Morlocks and Eloi.

[wnylib]

53. That would be a blessing, if true.

But they DO have a cause. Their cause is to overthrow democracy and install a fascist dictator.

They are not just laughable fools. They are dangerous.

[mezame]

54. Fomenting Rebellion

I suppose it's too much to ask the FBI to arrest these cpuke participants (including the mic'd-up morons), for planning their next insurrection. They're more than obliging when it comes to arresting black men while walking, surely they can ignore the blinding whiteness of these perps. Just for once?

[wnylib]

59. Black men are lucky if the only

thing that happens is that they get arrested. More likely that they'll be shot. And that's while breaking no laws.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

30. Correction: only a very specific form of lie is prohibited ...

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. This is a very serious lie. The Radical Republican Reich, formerly the Republican party, regularly bears false witness when it suits their propaganda.

[Maeve]

9. Yep... this is not your father's Rep party

Not my father's, anyway...he'd be appalled and he backed Nixon!

And just saw my DIL officially changed her party affiliation away from R (now I, which has been a long journey for her)

[HUAJIAO]

14. Eisenhower was the last time....

[TreasonousBastard]

5. And all along I was trying to figure out if it was new bra style or medical device...

Maybe something for ED?

On edit...Oops, this should have replied to the OP

[Jon King]

10. Basically gullible and mentally ill people.....

being used and fleeced by their leaders. At this point these folks are simply pathetic. They had their 15 minutes of fame on Jan 6th, they will gradually recede back into their sewers.

[HUAJIAO]

15. I have to respectfully disagree.

I think this group will grow and grow.

We are in deep trouble......

[MiHale]

12. Since the Democrats have the almighty power...

to “cancel” the Muppets, why waste time on those characters?

Dems have the power...”cancel” republicans...problem solved.



Everything they believe is a lie marinated in untruth rinsed in deception cooked over a fabricated fire on a evasive grill.
BUT it’s dinner so they dine and drink deceitful kool-aid.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

13. trump supporters are all idiots

[Geechie]

16. Spray painted the Frisch's Big Boy ...

At least that’s what it looks like to me.

[link:https://images.app.goo.gl/mMb1RtaigSwHoUZu8|]

[Nexus2]

36. I didn't see it before, but I don't think I can unsee it now. LOL [nt]

[Geechie]

40. You're welcome!

Actually just after I saw it, someone else mentioned the Shoneys big boy on another thread! lol

[niyad]

17. Sadly, appallingly true.

[ananda]

18. Great words!

Thanks

[papa3times]

20. Took the words

right out of my brain. Nailed it!

[paleotn]

21. They are who they are. The absolute worst of society. The dregs.

The only good thing is, they're all self identified under the banner of the GQP.

[2naSalit]

22. That is the faction who...

Resort to violence because they cannot use reason when they have a disagreement. That's all they've got, violence. For them, it's the answer to everything.

[Ferrets are Cool]

23. K and R

[nebby70]

24. help me out here ....

... is this CPAC especially odious ...
... or have we relaxed over the last 20 some days with the return to grown ups in the WH that it seems so more awful? ...

... would we be quite as shocked if this stuff was happening, say Nov 1st, as we'd become so used to WTF moments? ...

... I keep shaking my head in disbelief, looking for the tag line of 'the onion' somewhere..............

[leighbythesea2]

41. It is

The weird stage craft. Im in design and the visuals are just ominous. And the message is beyond. Remember Hillary called them deplorables and had to apologize in 2016....I think they love putting deplorable behavior on display.
We've passed a parameter for sure.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

25. I wouldn't call Trump a lying, thieving, corrupt, pussy grabber

I'd call him a stupid, ignorant, narcissistic, incompetent, bigoted, lying, thieving, corrupt, pussy grabber.

[rickyhall]

26. Irony. We are the Levites and they are the Sinners worshipping the Golden Trump.

They did it to themselves and if there is a god, she will judge them so.

[DENVERPOPS]

48. Do you remember the joke

going around about 40 years ago:

An astronaut comes back from his trip in space. He is standing there and says:

"I saw God, and first of all she is black"

We would tell that joke to all our racist, sexist friends........

[BarbD]

27. As always, you're right on the money.

These losers who have chosen Trump as their hero and leader are pathetic.

They have no honor -- don't even know what that quality means.

To think they brag about pissing on Nancy Pelosi's rug is beyond juvenile and stupid, but this is the Republican party now.

[Kid Berwyn]

28. If only Congress had an opportunity to call witnesses on live TV to show that!

By the end, Trump and Trumpism would be in the ash heap of history instead of front-and-center.

[Cyrano]

31. Nonetheless, Nance, Trump and his cult are

a deadly danger to our freedoms. And they're not going away in the near future. Especially since the GOP is willing to steal elections by suppressing the Democratic vote everyplace they possibly can.

[gademocrat7]

32. What a pathetic group of fools.

Cold blooded racists who do not want to lose their grip on power. They are despicable.

[hibbing]

34. Don't forget the racism n/t

[Nexus2]

35. That does sum it up pretty much. Rebels without a clue.

It might have once been about something, like the GOP over all but its distilled down to nearly pure crazy, a platform for the types that make sane, collected conservatives (there are some left) shake their heads in shame.

[dlk]

37. Bill Kristol has said CPAC was always known as "a Star Wars bar"

He’s also said it’s now more like a 1939 German bierhall. It’s definitely a magnet for fascist extremists not firmly ground in reality. A sad day for America.

[housecat]

38. Talk is cheap. We need to neutralize whatever they have that spreads like covid or any other disease

[BobTheSubgenius]

42. What a f'ing tragic state of affairs...but well summed up!

Short 'n sweet, Nance - nailed it!

[louis-t]

44. I just explain it as 'Hate Camp'.

Hate makes you believe weird shit.

[11 Bravo]

45. Conservative Putzes Acting Crazy says it for me.

[LittleGirl]

46. But, Aren't you entertained?

That GOP is a disgrace and hopefully this SHOW will prove it to them.
We already know this should be the bottom.
Sigh.

[andym]

49. There are 75M who voted for Trump! In some states they have huge majorities.

The US is in a WHOLE lot of potential trouble. True they are a minority of voters overall, but they are a serious menace to the continuation of the US as a republic based on democratic elections. A weakness of democracy is that large numbers of voters can be convinced to believe lies or at least be manipulated, sometimes by very ugly propaganda to vote for people who mean the country great harm.

In a way, trump did the nation a favor by exposing how easily a would-be authoritarian could use propaganda to do almost anything while in office and ultimately do away with democracy in the US.

[Beartracks]

50. A literal golden statue.

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[PatrickforB]

52. I absolutely agree with you!

These are nothing but traitors.

[Nexus2]

55. CPAC: Crazy People Are Coming [nt]

[Aussie105]

62. Come Play American Cretins.

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The human race welcomes it's newest subspecies!

MagnaCretin Incredibilis.

Soon to be extinct.

Evolution doesn't always get it right.

[Blue Owl]

56. MAGAnstein... It's alive... IT'S ALIVE!!!

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[es466]

57. Bravo! Your description of today's GOP is perfect!

[Star-Thrower]

58. So true but

so depressing. A group orgy supposably comprised of educated adults going gaga over any semblence of truth. Wow, the filth, the hatred, the anger all for a damned failed president of the other guy, who lost his election for 4 more years. We won you lost.

[Evolve Dammit]

60. Well stated as usual Nance! It has devolved over 40 years and has accelerated the last 5 years.

[orangecrush]

63. DAYUM

KICK AND REC!!!!!!

[DFW]

65. CPAC appears to be a weathervane for Republican money these days

Since current thinking among them seems to be that crazy is good, and stark raving loony is better, the speakers outdid themselves in trying to put on an "I'm-even-crazier-than-he-is" show, hoping the next Sheldon Adelson (or even his widow) will shower them with dark PAC money in reward for their performance. This wasn't a political rally. It was an audition for financing for the 2024 presidential campaign.

If their rank-and-file voter base ever should come to the conclusion that this kind of lunacy is getting them nowhere, we will all marvel at how the Javits-Dirksen-Ford version of the Republican politician will be cloned from past dead DNA, like a Republican version of Jurassic Park. For THAT to happen, though, Fox Noise and National Hate Radio would have to come to the same conclusion. That could take a while. The "National" in National Hate Radio is probably best pronounced in German and abbreviated by using only the first two syllables.

If you don't know German, "National" in German is spelled the same as in French (the original) and English, but pronounced "NAH-tsee-oh-NAHL." If you take only the first two syllables, you see where a familiar name from the past comes from.

And by the way, they aren't REALLY upset about their stage being compared to the exact shape of a runic figure used by Hitler's SS on their uniform lapels. After all, THEY designed it. They are merely upset that WE noticed, and said so.

[kentuck]

67. Burn!

Truth.

[spanone]

69. ⭐️⭐️⭐️K&R ⭐️⭐️⭐️