BREAKING: Clumsy container ship blocking Suez Canal to be re-named "SS Mitch McConnell"

[Dennis Donovan]

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Thomas E. Ricks @tomricks1

BREAKING: Clumsy container ship blocking Suez Canal to be re-named "SS Mitch McConnell"

12:48 PM · Mar 24, 2021

[Kali]

1. LOL

[Turbineguy]

2. Like the ship

McConnell flies a foreign flag.

[Ka-Dinh Oy]

3. So, does the SS stand for Super Shister?

[DarthDem]

4. Is the ship affiliated with Ms. Chao's father's company?

If so, the joke is even better.

[Leith]

5. Good name for it

Perfect, even.

[Bayard]

6. Outstanding!

[AllaN01Bear]

7. if true , thats funny. made my day and made me laugh.:)

[FailureToCommunicate]

10. 100 point turn!

[IronLionZion]

9. The ship's hands and lips have turned purple

from relentless blockage. Mitch please

[lastlib]

11. Maybe it's trying to get onto the beach to lay its eggs.....?

U s'pose?

[markpkessinger]

12. At this point, it could just as aptly be called the SS Joe Manchin n/t

[Wounded Bear]

13. OK, that got a chuckle...