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Hugh_Lebowski

(33,643 posts) Wed Mar 31, 2021, 01:18 AM Mar 2021

Since nearly succumbing to the wiles of the young temptress, Gaetz has turned to his deep faith

reportedly attending church up to 10 times a week, receiving regular counsel from his Lifelong, Super-Close (Really More Like a 2nd Father) Pastor, and praying to Our Lord Jesus for guidance nearly every hour!

That story, up next, on the Reich-Wing Media Complex!

Also tune in Wednesday night at 8, when we look at whether the mystery woman is actually a (fourth) COUSIN (four times removed) OF GEORGE SOROS!!!

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Since *nearly* succumbing to the wiles of the young temptress, Gaetz has turned to his deep faith (Original Post) Hugh_Lebowski Mar 2021 OP

So deep that he needs boots keithbvadu2 Mar 2021 #1

She was looking to sap and impurify his precious bodily fluids. nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 2021 #2

How true!! AZ8theist Mar 2021 #5

Hah!1 UTUSN Mar 2021 #3

Mass shooting alert! Mass shooting alert! Buckeye_Democrat Mar 2021 #4

That's the first thing you think, seeing Matt Gaetz: "There goes a man of faith." Judi Lynn Mar 2021 #6

Dunno, kind of radiates televangelist. Two peas in a pod. Hortensis Mar 2021 #7

Yep... the hair (especially) but also the fake, rehearsed, pasted-on grin. NurseJackie Mar 2021 #10

Would YOU buy a car from this man? Oh, hell no. Hortensis Mar 2021 #14

. empedocles Mar 2021 #8

I figured as much. NurseJackie Mar 2021 #9

The reich wing is so fucked up I can't even tell if you're kidding or if this is real Takket Mar 2021 #11

Also, according to his followers, Jesus has forgiven him and his "Godly Man" card has been Scrivener7 Mar 2021 #12

Seventeen and a half is STILL jail bait! Vogon_Glory Mar 2021 #13

I'm glad it's Gaetz. He's earned his spot in the barrel. Baked Potato Mar 2021 #15

next to Roger Stone... lagomorph777 Mar 2021 #18

Definitely! Baked Potato Mar 2021 #19

Typical hypocritical religious idiot. 634-5789 Mar 2021 #16

They always do, don't they? Politicub Mar 2021 #17

keithbvadu2

(37,004 posts)

1. So deep that he needs boots

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 01:21 AM

Mar 2021

Buns_of_Fire

(17,208 posts)

2. She was looking to sap and impurify his precious bodily fluids. nt

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 01:22 AM

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AZ8theist

(5,524 posts)

5. How true!!

Reply to Buns_of_Fire (Reply #2)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 03:44 AM

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UTUSN

(70,777 posts)

3. Hah!1

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 01:30 AM

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Buckeye_Democrat

(14,858 posts)

4. Mass shooting alert! Mass shooting alert!

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 01:42 AM

Mar 2021

White man surrounded by demons of temptation!

Judi Lynn

(160,656 posts)

6. That's the first thing you think, seeing Matt Gaetz: "There goes a man of faith."

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 04:17 AM

Mar 2021

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)

7. Dunno, kind of radiates televangelist. Two peas in a pod.

Reply to Judi Lynn (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 04:46 AM

Mar 2021

Waking up to find just WHY he's thinking of leaving congress (for a penitentiary though, please!) was a nice way to start the day.

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

10. Yep... the hair (especially) but also the fake, rehearsed, pasted-on grin.

Reply to Hortensis (Reply #7)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 07:30 AM

Mar 2021

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)

14. Would YOU buy a car from this man? Oh, hell no.

Reply to NurseJackie (Reply #10)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 09:13 AM

Mar 2021

empedocles

(15,751 posts)

8. .

Reply to Judi Lynn (Reply #6)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 07:26 AM

Mar 2021

NurseJackie

(42,862 posts)

9. I figured as much.

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 07:29 AM

Mar 2021

Takket

(21,668 posts)

11. The reich wing is so fucked up I can't even tell if you're kidding or if this is real

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 07:36 AM

Mar 2021

Scrivener7

(51,074 posts)

12. Also, according to his followers, Jesus has forgiven him and his "Godly Man" card has been

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 08:10 AM

Mar 2021

re-stamped. But Joe Biden is the devil.

Halleluja.

Vogon_Glory

(9,133 posts)

13. Seventeen and a half is STILL jail bait!

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 09:00 AM

Mar 2021

The lyrics of that Andre Williams song is playing in my mind.

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)

15. I'm glad it's Gaetz. He's earned his spot in the barrel.

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 11:19 AM

Mar 2021

lagomorph777

(30,613 posts)

18. next to Roger Stone...

Reply to Baked Potato (Reply #15)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 11:26 AM

Mar 2021

...who he seems to hang out with...

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)

19. Definitely!

Reply to lagomorph777 (Reply #18)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 11:38 AM

Mar 2021

634-5789

(4,175 posts)

16. Typical hypocritical religious idiot.

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Wed Mar 31, 2021, 11:21 AM

Mar 2021

Politicub

(12,165 posts)

17. They always do, don't they?

Reply to Hugh_Lebowski (Original post)

Wed Mar 31, 2021, 11:23 AM

Mar 2021

If he is convicted, he deserves punishment. Just because someone finds religion does not negate justice.

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