Double entendre tweet of the moment

[soothsayer]

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Acyn
@Acyn
Apparently Mitch McConnell told President Biden that his package is “too big”

[Blue Owl]

1. McConnell's package is like a frightened turtle

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Yeah, they said that about Obama. Dem men have bigger packages 📦.

[lame54]

3. Mitch was in the pool

[Initech]

4. Here's another one that could take on an entirely different meaning:

Link to tweet

They do realize "boom" is slang for poop, right?

[magicarpet]

5. After hearing that,..

Lindsey said...

"I better be very careful not to drop the soap."

[rsdsharp]

6. The joke writes itself, but I'm not gonna use it.

Nope, not me. Wouldn’t be prudent.

[Iggo]

7. Hey-oh!

[keithbvadu2]

8. Isn't that Little Marco Rubio's job?