"Have a little compassion, will ya?" . . . Please come CAPTION Matt Gaetz!!!

[skip fox]

Matt ("I love the small of p**** in the morning!" ) Gaetz is just finished saying: "So which of you is getting lucky tonight? . . . Or maybe both of you are!"

[underpants]

1. Is he groping himself thinking about them or himself?

[Blue Dawn]

2. Interesting hand placement there.

[malaise]

13. Arm too

Pervert

[MiHale]

3. "Remember this from last night?"

[Sneederbunk]

4. Down boy.

[underpants]

5. This person can appear as both an archetype movie villain and a cartoon

Simultaneously

[Kid Berwyn]

11. Anyone ever see Syndrome and Gaetz together?

Link to tweet

[Botany]

6. Good in Butter the man has a lot of forehead.

BTW is that Liberty University logo in the background?

[underpants]

14. Good eye. Yes it is.

Definitely Liberty U.

[Botany]

15. Nice young "Christian Girls."

That Gaetz wants to have sex and do ecstasy with and then use the hotel ATM to pay 'em after he
takes pictures of them naked and or in sex acts so he can blackmail them into keeping quite about
what happened.

[Cyrano]

7. Who would wear a checkered suit?

Too bad it's not in color. I'll bet anything it's yellow.

[skip fox]

8. M.G. continues:

"Remember, girls, tomorrow's Easter. . . . You can be able to see me rise from the dead once again, if you know what I mean."

[Kid Berwyn]

9. Selfie Dick

Always thinking of his pants.

[Shermann]

10. "We'll do one nice shot, then I'll pull this out for a naughty one!"

[malaise]

12. Mommy Mommy I want your daughter

No jestering!

Lock him up!