Master of The Fog Machine! . . . Please come CAPTION Tucker Carlson!!!

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Tucker ("I've earned every penny of my trust fund!" ) Carlson is saying: "The unmistakable conclusion is that none of these vaccines work, . . . not one of them! . . . The government is trying to pull the wool over your eyes, but I'm closely looking into this story. . . . That's why I got the two shots Moderna vaccine, just to cover every angle, but I'm 100% positive that the vaccine is absolutely ineffectual."




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Above CAPTION based on the following story (and clip) at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/tucker-carlson-speculates-covid-vaccine-doesnt-work-and-theyre-simply-not-telling-you

[Ferrets are Cool]

1. "Don't worry, I'm just constipated"

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2. T.C. continues:

"One reason I know it's a fake is that they didn't give me a lollipop afterward like they did with all my other vaccines. . . . Let them try to explain that! . . .But they won't, . . . for the simple reason they can't!"

[underpants]

3. It's like, I have all these questions. No one will give YOU the answer

What’s this? What does that mean? Why this? Who knows? But here, this show, I’ll give YOU the answers to those questions no one will answer.

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4. T.C. is saying:

"And the only reason I won't swear to this in court because that would be showing off which would undercut my message."