Sean Hannity Spends $5 Million On Townhouse Near Donald Trump's Mierda-A-Lago

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Fox News personality Sean Hannity reportedly forked out $5.3 million for a townhouse in Palm Beach, Florida, less than three miles from ex-President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home.

Palm Beach County Clerk’s office recorded the purchase of the 3-bedroom, 3,813-square-foot oceanfront property on Sloans Curve Drive in Hannity’s name on its website Tuesday, the Palm Beach Daily News reported.

It’s unclear whether Hannity will live at the house, a seven-minute drive from Trump’s private resort.

Hannity bought the home from husband-wife Camillo Raful and Patricia Robalino, who also have a property on the same road, according to the deed.

https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/sean-hannity-townhouse-donald-trump-075349424.html

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1. a townhouse?

that is insane. 5 million for something that shares walls with neighbors and thus likely has a postage stamp sized lot.

[LonePirate]

2. At what point do real estate values start sinking in FL due to sea level rise?

He can spend his money however he wants as he won’t live long enough to see his property swallowed up by the ocean. I certainly don’t blame the sellers for taking his money. I bet they could have gotten more from him.

[lame54]

10. Or the people who live there

[FakeNoose]

3. There's one more reason why I'll never set foot in Florida again

Not that I needed any

[kimbutgar]

4. I got cruise pamphlet today and quite a few of their cruises leave from Miami

Like you I will never set foot in Florida ever again. The funny thing is the cruise talks about all this safety while the Governor Desatan says no vaccine passports or masks. When they call me why I haven’t booked yet I will tell them no friggin way will I take a cruise to or from Florida because I’m concerned about my safety.

[FakeNoose]

5. +1 I hear you

It's hard to believe they can even start cruising again. How could it ever be safe?

[nolabear]

12. Go on cruises that leave from New Orleans.

Trust me on this.

[question everything]

6. So he can get close for the regular ass kissing.

[11 Bravo]

9. With the size of Trump's ass, it's not necessary to get particularly close.

Marjorie Traitor Greene can do it from D.C.

[fescuerescue]

7. Everyone in Palm beach is near Trump

The town of Palm beach Florida is only 7 square miles and that includes the water.

Land area is only 3.8 square miles.

If Hanity is 3 miles away from Trump, they must be on the opposite ends of Palm beach.

[Initech]

8. Hannity needs to have his lips surgically removed from Trump's ass.

And I'm sure that's a very long and complicated procedure!

[Norbert]

11. His lips would need to be amputated

A master TIG welder could not adhere two things stronger than his lips and IQ45s ass.