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AZLD4Candidate

(6,734 posts)
Sat May 1, 2021, 01:35 PM May 2021

During Biden's speech, I started riffing (MST3K style) the Republican responses

Biden: "Let's work to end cancer"
GOP silence
Me: YEA DEATH!!!

Biden: "Let's work to end hunger"
GOP silence
Me: YEA STARVATION!!!

Biden: "Let's work to end the pandemic"
GOP silence
Me: YEA DISEASE!!!

Biden: "Let's work to get everyone education"
GOP silence
Me: YEA STUPID PEOPLE!!!

Biden: "Let's work to improve the environment"
GOP silence
Me: YEA DIRTY AIR AND WATER!!!

Biden: "Let's work to end gun violence"
GOP silence
Me: YEA MURDER!!!

Biden: "Let's work to improve infrastructre"
GOP silence
Me: YEA POTHOLES!!!

Biden: "Let's work to get everyone internet"
GOP silence
Me: BOOO WE LIKE CARRIER PIGEONS!!!

Biden: "Let's work to prepare for 21st jobs"
GOP silence
Me: BOOO LET CHINA WIN!!!

Biden: "Let's work to fix immigration"
GOP silence
Me: BOO IMMIGRANTS!!!

Biden: "Let's work to fix the tax code"
GOP silence
Me: BOOO WE WANT A BAD ECONOMY!!!

Biden: "Let's work to end systemic racist"
GOP silence
Me: YEA KLANHOODS AND NAZIS!!!

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