Soldier with swastika tattooed on testicle is jailed 19 months for breaching Austria's Nazi laws

[Nevilledog]

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An Austrian soldier has been jailed for 19 months after getting a swastika tattooed on his testicle.

The 29-year-old drank two bottles of whiskey before his brother tattooed the banned symbol on his scrotum, the court in the city of Klagenfurt heard.

He posted a picture of the tattoo online and showed it off to army colleagues on another occasion while drunk on the final evening of a military exercise.

The soldier, who has not been identified because of Austrian privacy laws, was further accused of posting Nazi photos at a Cold War bunker museum, drinking Hitler-branded wine and posting Nazi propaganda online.

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That's just "nuts"

[Ocelot II]

1. The fact that this loon allowed *anything* to be tattooed on his testicle,

not to mention that he has a brother who would do it, precludes him from walking around loose, swastika notwithstanding.

[Nevilledog]

4. He's a Nutzi

Stole that one....

[kirkuchiyo]

2. Ahahahahaha, you sir (madam?) are my hero.

Its the subtle, stupid jokes that I like the best.

[Nevilledog]

5. Madam

[kirkuchiyo]

25. Glad I added then!

[dweller]

3. Hahahahaaaa

idiot …. all that pain and prison to boot


✌🏻

[soothsayer]

6. Took balls to get it

[Maeve]

7. Drunk and stupid is just not a good life plan

[11 Bravo]

8. Upon hearing his sentence, the soldier went ball-istic.

[Ilsa]

9. It's too bad the testicles can't be

forcibly removed to prevent reproduction.

[walkingman]

10. I wouldn't fuck with that MFer...that is some cray shit.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

11. Scrotum, not testicle ... just saying (nt)

[Nevilledog]

15. 'Semen'tics.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

20. Oh, that was good!

[yonder]

21. Hat's off for that.

[JohnnyLib2]

24. LOL

[Budi]

12. After viewing the evidence....the court broke out in gagging & laughter

[raccoon]

13. If there's such a thing as reincarnation, maybe this guy was Adolf or one of

his minions.

[sop]

14. Pics or it didn't happen.

[SYFROYH]

16. Brothers...what are you going to do?

[Behind the Aegis]

17. Sometimes you feel like a nut...

...then you draw on it!

[Nevilledog]

18. With needles

[Hugh_Lebowski]

19. This is so disturbing on so many levels ...

Lemme just say that the brother who was willing to do this is clearly an equally odd duck.

[FreepFryer]

22. What's profound is how nothing in this story -doesn't- make sense, even the insane part. (Nt)

[lagomorph777]

23. Tattoo "Asshole" on his asshole.

No booze allowed this time.

[UTUSN]

26. I have only sisters, no brothers, so do brothers have this much access to each other?!1

[ProfessorGAC]

27. I'm Thinking No

Can't speak for every set of brothers, but I think this is super duper abnormal.

[WarGamer]

28. I did NOT SEE that coming...

[rownesheck]

29. I wish

we had nazi laws here. Hate groups and speech should not be protected. Some people say, "who determines what is considered hate speech or hate groups?" We fucking know. Don't be stupid.

[smirkymonkey]

30. Man, this is so effed up on so many levels, I don't even know where to begin.