Mike Lindell Says Donald Trump Will Be Back in Office 'By This Fall, For Sure'

[brooklynite]

Newsweek

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has said that Republican former President Donald Trump will be reinstated to the presidency "by fall, for sure."

Lindell made his comments during a Friday speech at the Health and Freedom Conference in Tampa, Florida. During his speech, Lindell said that his upcoming "cyber symposium" in July will reveal new evidence that voting machine fraud—orchestrated by China, he claims—stole the 2020 election from Trump.

This evidence, Lindell said, will convince the Supreme Court to vote unanimously to reinstate Trump into office by autumn.

"We're bringing in all the cyber guys. They're going to be there, then we're bringing all the media. Maybe even Fox will show up, what a concept," Lindell said of his symposium. "And then we're going to bring in all senators, governors—even the corrupt ones, [like Republican Georgia Governor] Brian Kemp—and legislatures, secretary of states and every single government official that wants to be there."

[Wounded Bear]

1. As usual...

[Bleacher Creature]

10. OK, that's the best graphic ever!

[Wounded Bear]

28. Usually it's a football goalpost for the US audience, but that works, too...

when citing the moving goals of the gaslighters.

[malaise]

13. Perfect

[Archae]

2. Mike Lindell is back on crack.

I've seen guys ripped on crack saying stupid stuff like Mike Lindell does.

[Initech]

3. Then when fall comes: "He'll be back in office next year, we promise!"

[StarfishSaver]

4. I thought it was going to be this summer ...

[zuul]

26. August, to be exact.

[Turbineguy]

5. So it's no longer

the bummer of the summer.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. As what? A valet?

[Marcuse]

7. But his health care plan will be revealed in two weeks along with Obama's birthplace.

[Wounded Bear]

29. Right after Infrastructure Week...

[WHITT]

8. Oh

he'll be comin' round that mountain when he comes...

[House of Roberts]

9. Lindell has been eating too many aspirin tablets.

[Ocelot II]

24. Tide pods, more likely; or he's back on crack.

[Beetwasher.]

11. This Fucker Needs to be Locked Up

[Polybius]

30. Maybe, but not for this

Being nuts isn't a reason.

[musclecar6]

12. The guy

Obviously has more than a few screws loose.

[Polly Hennessey]

15. I think Lindell has been sleeping on his own pillows and

his brain has softened. I thought The Other Guy was reappearing in August. Glad to hear it has been moved again.

[world wide wally]

16. Don't forget to bring the men in the white coats

[luv2fly]

17. But this time, really!

It's a bit like the (not) prophetic rantings of "the end is near" people. This next time, really, it's going to happen...

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

18. Don't do drugs, kids!

[dawg day]

19. "The Rapture is coming May 28, 1848!"

"Okay, I miscalculated the angle of the moon. Rapture is actually coming May 29, 1852!"

"God's will-- Now the deadline in May 30, 1871! Plenty of time for you to sell all your possessions and purchase a ticket on my Rapture Express!"


Fast forward 150years.

"Rapture will definitely be here this fall! God will definitely reinstall Trump, and the world will end THEN! In the meantime, buy my Rapture Pillow to help you catch up on your sleep before hand!"

[getagrip_already]

20. I'm a CISSP, but I haven't gotten my invitation or plane tickets yet?

They must be in the mail.

Not that I would go, but if all of us cyber guys are going, I'd like tickets and hotel booked and paid for please. I'm sure I can do something in that city on your rubles...

Idiot. Packet capture? Double idiot.

[marble falls]

21. Chinese space lasers?

[Tommy Carcetti]

22. He's going to be like one of those doomsday preachers who announces a date for the Apocalypse

And when the world doesn't end on that date, he'll just claim he received a new prophecy from God and the world will now end on X date.

And rinse, lather and repeat.

[wyn borkins]

23. I'm Leaving On A Jet Plane

All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go...
...I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I want to go (today)...

[budkin]

25. Wait... now it's fall?

Those goalposts .... |_| =============> |_|

[Walleye]

27. Do they really think the Supreme Court can install a president?

[HAB911]

31. Crack is a terrible thang

[andym]

32. He's a living example of a potentially fatal disease affecting the US body politic: conspiracism

To reach Orwell's 1984 level of a controlled society: propaganda, conspiracy theories and a constantly changing body of "facts" are needed. Looks like Trump, Fox News and the internet through Qanon and other such groups have provided the germs that have already spread into a pandemic of US citizens whose beliefs are easily manipulatable and plastic.

[-misanthroptimist]

33. So, now we know

This is the effect of that thing where you dream you're eating a giant marshmallow and wake up to find your pillow gone. If your pillow was a My Pillow, such ingestion apparently induces psychosis.

One less mystery in life!

[Brother Buzz]

34. Why am I riffing on Bullwinkle?