I'm not making this up...

[Trueblue Texan]

I asked a gentleman if he had been vaccinated for Covid-19. He told me no, he didn't want to grow another eyeball and furthermore, he and his whole family were protected by Covid-19 because they take Ivomex. In case you don't know, that's cattle wormer. I didn't ask him if he uses the 12 inch applicator or an oral formulation--I was simply done with that conversation.

[Diamond_Dog]

1. OMG Seriously

I think the account of your encounter takes the prize for utter stupidity!

[secondwind]

2. Oh, how lovely.....

In humans, overdoses of the drug can cause nausea, vomiting, low blood pressure, allergic reactions, seizures, coma and even death, the FDA says. And even smaller doses of the veterinary drug can pose risks. That's because many inactive ingredients in animal medications haven't been studied for use in people, and these inactive ingredients could pose risks and affect how the drug is metabolized in humans, the FDA says.

[KS Toronado]

3. So people will spend $$$ on Ivomex rather than get a free vaccine shot?

Was FQX promoting this cure? Does Qrump have stock in Ivomex?

[tanyev]

4. Bright side, they'll be well and truly dewormed.

[usaf-vet]

15. That has already failed them...clearly their brains are infested with worms......

...... The thinking parts are gone leaving only the truly stupid parts.

[GoCubsGo]

5. A third eyeball? Who knew?

I have yet to see anyone with an extra eyeball.

The stupid. It burns.

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. I wish I'd gotten the third eye vaccine.

Then I could sew and watch tennis at the same time.

[SharonClark]

7. LOL!

[Dial H For Hero]

9. Shows how much you know. People with extra eyes are laughing at you!

[stillspkg]

8. No worries

I got the Johnson & Johnson version; the only side-effect was a slight diaper rash.

[GoneOffShore]

22. The Pfizer vaccine was supposed to make my WiFi recepition better.

All it's done for me, apart from the obvious, is that I've bought ten copies of Microsoft Office.

[stillspkg]

25. Excellent

Humor that points to the absurdity of non-critical thinking appeals to all people and helps them find common ground—helps free them from thinking dualistically. i.e. everything isn’t all bad or all good; just maybe, some of it is nuts.

[BSdetect]

10. Does that applicator come with lube?

[Danascot]

17. Kinky

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Is that the farm version of Ivermectin? They might do that to skirt a prescription & get lower cost.

.

Still, if used with zinc or certain other combinations can cause a near complete eradication of intestinal flora.

This can or will lead to digestion issues, malabsorption of food nutrients and leaky gut.

They'd better not fuck up those dosing requirements, as they are based on weight and strength.

.

[Ligyron]

12. Ivomex is a ruse by the fake news radical Democrats.

It will kill the brain worms which will lead to godless, un american, rational thinking.

[radalpha]

13. The New Hydroxychloroquine

Questionable Studies are being pushed by interested parties looking to gain drug approval. This is a real drug but is highly unlikely to have any significant effect on COVID, but at least they won’t get worms.

[SarcasticSatyr]

14. My county is full of those types ...

it's impossible to reason with them, they're really no point in trying ..

[PatrickforB]

16. LOL. The twelve inch applicator!

Are we really intelligent enough to keep the republic? One can only hope...

[Scruffy1]

21. I've used them on cattle.

It's a device for inserting a large capsule in the throat.

[ChubbyStar]

18. He needs another eyeball

apparently the two he currently has aren't working.

[Greybnk48]

19. Ivermectin is "Frontline," and other flea and tick meds. It is used for humans

in South America for a hideous disease called "River Blindness" from a parasite in river water.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

20. Our Texan Vet took it. Before his heart attack.

[paleotn]

23. Why? Isn't a hoax?

No big deal? No worse than the flu? Then why the need to ingest a veterinary paraticide?

[liberalla]

24. And you're certain he was serious? Maybe he was pulling your leg and expecting you to

join in on the silly rumors and/or dire consequences of getting vaxxed!

[Trueblue Texan]

26. Sorry, no. He was dead serious.nt