"What nut would blindly follow a liar?" . . . Please come CAPTION ex-PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

ex-PresiDented Trump is saying: "And then there's Senator Liz Cheney. . . . Boy, what a piece of work she is! . . . Her father is a serial liar who got America involved in a needless war. . . . And there were never any WMD's, alright. None. Zip. . . . And yet she doesn't talk about that, does she? . . . Hell no! . . . She's the worst of the worst! . . . Just ask yourself this: How stupid or dishonest do you have to be in order to blindly support an individual who has done such damage to this great nation? . . . She's terrible, just terrible!"

[malaise]

1. And No in fact HELL NO

Don't hand me a mirror!

Happy 4th July skip fox.

[skip fox]

3. Happy 4th!

"Eternal vigilance is the cost of liberty" (JFK), meaning you've got to keep an eye on these sons-a-bitches. My lens is the CAPTION primarily.

[kentuck]

2. Translated:

She is going to be on that Committee that will be going after me, so don't believe anything she says....

[NCjack]

4. "The Bible says you can't love me and love Lizard."

[Chainfire]

5. Is he about to blow the mike?

[LSparkle]

6. Senator Cheney thanks you for the elevation ...

Maybe she should run for the other body if rumpT plans to support a challenger for her House seat.

[eppur_se_muova]

7. Irony died long ago, but Uglicans keep murdering it over and over again. nt

[skip fox]

12. Warning: CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' cupidity, stupidity, hypocrisy, etc. All in the service of satire.

So . . . he didn't actually say this but would have if he thought he could get away with it.

[Alice Kramden]

8. Psychological projection

As usual

[Beastly Boy]

9. Take THAT, Pavarotti!

For reference:

The translation from Italian makes it even more fun:

To act! When, taken by delirium,
I no longer know what I'm saying or what I'm doing!
But yet... it's required... force yourself!
Bah! perhaps you are a man?
You're a Clown!

Put on the costume and powder your face,
the people pay and now they want to be amused1.
And if Harlequin steals Columbina from you,
laugh, Clown, and they'll all applaud!

[kentuck]

10. He's just trying to stay out of jail...

He's doing everything in his power to be persuasive.

He believes Liz Cheney is a threat to his freedom.

[underpants]

11. He's pissed that Cheney has a higher body count

[Shermann]

13. There were never any WMD's, alright

...and the Democrats didn't lift a finger to stop us!