Maybe next time you'll think twice about annoying your neighbor with fireworks....wait for it.

[Nevilledog]

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[irisblue]

1. Name and Shame you badass Woman

[panader0]

2. "Have a good day" hehehe

[MyOwnPeace]

3. After he's cleaned up his own 'home' mess.......

he owes me a new keyboard - COKE-SPEW!!!!!!!

[MagickMuffin]

4. Not necessarily violence, but BADASS

Love it.

[Faux pas]

5. Kickin' with gusto!

[ProfessorGAC]

6. KaBlam!

Geez, until 2am? I was pissed that it went on until 11:20pm near me.
What we now know for sure, is; don't make this lady mad!

[ornotna]

7. She tore him up

Guess he'll be moving soon.

[Totally Tunsie]

12. ...alone.

[magicarpet]

8. Tony just hired a private detective to put an around the clock tail on his likely unfaithful wife.

[moonscape]

10. Or she's faithful :) n/t

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

9. Best laugh of the week!

[Demobrat]

11. Not bad, but ...

I was waiting for the sentence that began

“ I know this because”.

[SunSeeker]

13. LOL

[crickets]

14. Bam! Well worth waiting for the payoff at the end. 😄

[Ferrets are Cool]

15. This may be my favorite post of all time

I feel the same ma'am.

[tblue37]

16. Could you explain it for us deafies? Thanks. nt

[crickets]

18. Sure!

Spoken in a very calm, measured tone:

"This message is for my neighbor, Tony, that lives down the street and around the corner. Tony, yesterday you were an asshole. You were there from 8 pm to 2 am this morning popping off fireworks, which triggered some type of PTSD in my dog, and so, I woke up this morning choosing revenge and anger. Fuck you. And your homeboy Mark that was at your house yesterday eating your food and drinking your liquor and kee-keeing [laughing] with you... is fucking your wife, Patty. Have a good day!"

Ouch.

[tblue37]

23. Ha! Thanks!

[JudyM]

19. She's pissed as hell because her neighbor (she's directing the message to him) was setting off

fireworks till 2 am, messing with her dog’s mind and also her own. She woke up wanting revenge, so she tells him point blank that the friend he was hanging with is having an affair with his wife. “Have a good day,” is how she ends the vid.

[tblue37]

22. Thanks. nt

[Inkey]

17. Here is the story

She was mad that her neighbor blowing up fireworks
for four hours scared her dog. She let the neighbor
know that one of his buddies is sexing his wife when
he is not home. Now there is some fireworks !

[3Hotdogs]

20. She's pissed off at Tony. So she fucks up his friend and Tony's wife.

It doesn't quite make sense to me.

[Blue_true]

25. If her allegation is true, then Tony's wife and his friend Mark fucked themselves up.

If a marriage is not working sexually, either get a divorce or have a discussion with the SO about having a sexually open marriage.

Too many people get married for the wrong reasons, or they just didn’t take the time to figure out whether the person they married was a good match. Maybe the mythical Patty married Tony thinking that he was perfect for her, maybe Tony proved to be an inconsiderate asshole and Patty needed someone who treated her better. But the things is this, if Patty had taken the time and used her head, she would have seen that Tony was an asshole and would not have even dated him for long.

[smirkymonkey]

21. That was hilarious!

Her delivery was just perfect!

[sarcasmo]

24. Love it, all I could do is lay on my car horn at 6:30 AM in front of the fireworks house.

Hate the 4th of July.

[calimary]

26. Oh man...

Ouch-a-rookie-pie!!!