Please tell me someone told Bezos how stupid he looks in that hat.

[TNNurse]

[renate]

1. Even stupider than the hat was the way his brother wasted time throwing food into the kid's mouth

It’s none of my business how these people choose to spend their time in space, but you can buy time on a plane to experience weightlessness for a lot less than $28 million or whatever.

LOOK OUT THE DAMN WINDOW.

[dalton99a]

2. But he's got a big rocket

[boston bean]

5. He creeps me out as does sucker berg. Branson doesn't.

[tinrobot]

9. Branson is comfortable in his own skin.

He's just having fun and not trying to prove anything. That's pretty much the epitome of cool.

Seems like Bezos and Zuck are trying way too hard. They have no sense of subtlety and it just falls flat.

[hlthe2b]

3. I guess it was either that or enough white titanium dioxide sunblock on his pate to

scare all the little children around him.

[sop]

6. They're all looking for an escape after Earth is totally trashed.

[El Supremo]

7. He's doing his best Jack Elam impression.

[Blue_true]

10. One of the greatest movie villains of all time, IMO.

But I am not a big movie buff, and I only saw his late career works.

[frogmarch]

17. When I was 10, I wrote to him and

asked him to wait for me to be a grownup and then please marry me.

I still love Jack Elam.

[El Supremo]

21. I think y'all are missing my point.

Maybe not that humorous.

[EndlessWire]

27. Ohhh! Do you think it's designed as a self portrait?? n/t

[Clash City Rocker]

8. Nonsense. Next you'll say he shouldn't have been riding a giant phallic object.

[Blue_true]

12. Or do a Slim Pickens and ride the damned rocket without a saddle. nt

[lame54]

11. He was hoping you'd forget what his rocket looked like

[Saboburns]

13. Ten gallon hat on a 5 gallon head.

He reminded me of this sweet bastard



Hankering for a hunk of cheese.

[XanaDUer2]

16. I just had a delicious chunk of cheddar nt

[Hoyt]

14. While I agree, always wanted one of those Bonanza hats. Bezos' needs cleaning.

[sop]

15. He's rockin' the steely-eyed missile man look.

[TNNurse]

19. There are some actors who have pulled it off pretty well.

[BannonsLiver]

20. They're playing cowboys and are actors.

CPAs, stock brokers, lawyers, dipshit owners of baseball teams etc are neither.

[displacedtexan]

23. I was going to post something like that, but you did a better job than I would have done.

To me, who comes from a hunting, fishing, rodeo barrel racing, and bull riding family: anyone from the Biz sector who didn't grow up wearing western wear looks pretty silly. That being said, I applaud Bezos for landing both a used booster rocket and a used capsule flawlessly. Every little step gets us closer to understanding each other and the universes.

[BannonsLiver]

26. Yeah at the end of the day he can do what he wants with his money

And frankly, I’d rather him spend his money on something like blue origin, that’s not inherently evil, rather than do what the Koch Bros and Rupert Murdoch, for example, have done with their money, which has been to advance the cause of pure evil.

[icymist]

22. I doubt anyone will tell him that his rocket looks like a big dick.

Let alone how stupid he looks in that hat.

[appalachiablue]

24. Hopalong Amazon, ridiculous looking, dirty hat

[Hekate]

28. Is that really Hopalong Cassidy? I had totally forgotten what he looks like!

[appalachiablue]

29. That's the one, from the early 1900s

novels, then radio, TV, movies. Bezos & his funky old hat shoulda looked so good, not.

[Tactical Progressive]

25. It looked like a really nice hat

[Earth-shine]

30. Anyone critical of his hat would be considered a fake review.

As for real reviews on Amazon, some products that have an overall five-star rating also have many negative reviews. Go figure!

[HAB911]

31. you have to know, he thinks he looks cool. lol