Jim Jordan is writing a book

[lame54]

Last edited Mon Aug 2, 2021, 06:50 PM - Edit history (2)

It'll be all caps and you'll have to speed read it

[lagomorph777]

1. Typo: "Gym Jerkin" is the correct spelling.

[zuul]

8. . . .

[UTUSN]

2. Will it wear a dust cover?!1

[lagomorph777]

15. No, and it will get thrown down...

...while everybody looks away.

[Control-Z]

3. Are you sure Jim Jordan isn't coloring in a book? eom

[BannonsLiver]

4. I'm loving these names for Jordan

[Initech]

5. Is it a coloring book?

[Rustyeye77]

6. Title: Most people think I'm an asshole...And they're RIGHT

Nt

[magicarpet]

7. Book title - "Pedo Jockstrap Adventures for Coaches".......

...our lips are sealed,...our eyes are ecstatic,...our man tools are excited beyond all comprehension.....and our responsibilities to the youth are cheerfully disregarded.

[KewlKat]

9. Here are some suggestions for the index

What I knew about the sexual abuse at Ohio State but have since forgotten

Why I’m qualified to run the House Judiciary Committee even tho I never took the bar exam

Why I’m uncomfortable wearing a straight jacket

How I supported an insurrection on 6 Jan 2021, before it turned into a tourist visit



feel free to add your own.....

[wyn borkins]

10. Gym (I.B. GherkinIt) Jordan

That book will be quite lengthy, as crayon(ing) takes up a lot of space.

[IcyPeas]

11. anyone remember MAD TV UPS guy that was so hyper

He always reminds me of Gym

[Onthefly]

12. Gym Shorts

My life as a model patriut upstanding for the little guy.

[Bristlecone]

13. It will be stapled together and without a jacket.

[Onthefly]

14. Perfect!

Plain pale blue wrapper.

[dalton99a]

16. For the book jacket

[UTUSN]

17. K& big R#5