Latest updates from whackworld. Grab some strong drink: the fires in CA were set by

[niyad]

Chinese satellites using directed energy warfare, even though they are drowning in their own weather modification foulups. Thee military will be taking down the satellites this week. The crew from the stranded Evergreen (remember that one?) have died, and their autopsies show chemical burns from the cargo of chemicals that create radiation. Congress members will not be returning from their recess since they will have all been arrested, and tried by military tribunals at gitmo. The delta variant is caused by all the people getting the vaccine (which is not really a vaccine). The male scientist who created the not-vaccine regrets doing so. (The fact that the messenger-RNA technology was created by a woman scientist is apparently beside the point.)

And that is just the parts that I caught when I wasn't petting my cat.

And it wasn't even noon.

You are welcome. Now where did I put the tequila??

[sheshe2]

1. Oh, Boy!

[niyad]

3. Your emojis expressed my reactions perfectly.

[sheshe2]

12. Yep, no words.

I do however have Vodka in the freezer.

[Evolve Dammit]

47. best way to keep it!

[sheshe2]

72. No other way!

[calimary]

32. No kidding. Same here.

In that order and otherwise mixed.

[Ford_Prefect]

60. Your emojis say it all !!!

They'll say anything at all to get more clicks and I'm sure they all attended More Science High too.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

2. This on OAN? (nt)

[niyad]

6. No, this was a personal conversation with someone who has found ALL the

conspiracy theory websites.

[essaynnc]

4. I hear that crap all the time on rw talk radio

When, that is, I can stomach it for more than a few minutes.... !!!!

Seeing as how the country seems to be in "I'll sue you for defamation/ lying about me " mode, why isn't anyone suing talk radio for endangerment/ lying/ sedition/ you name it???

For the good of the country, SHUT THEM DOWN.

[niyad]

8. There must be some way to do that.

[calimary]

35. Can we still challenge broadcast licenses?

And how far does that kind of action apply to cable and other outlets?

They do this because there are NO CONSEQUENCES.

Let me say that again.

THEY DO IT BECAUSE THERE ARE NO CONSEQUENCES.


We NEED consequences for this kind of shit. And we need to do something to adjust the First Amendment so that it does NOT apply to spreading provable LIES.

[Evolve Dammit]

49. free speech means you can spew whatever you want, regardless of consequences??

[IronLionZion]

59. HIPPO laws forbid you from asking such a question

[Evolve Dammit]

77. Waaaay better than Gallagher! That is the pause that refreshes! Happy Hippo

[GoCubsGo]

5. That would mean that PG&E is covering for them.

Because, as of last night's evening news, they were saying that PG&E believes some of their own equipment started the Dixie fire.

This isn't The Idiocracy. It's worse.

[niyad]

7. PGE was responsible for several of the worst fires. But, yes, they are covering.

[Sympthsical]

19. PG&E equipment started a fire by me a few weeks ago

About a half mile down the street. Apparently a transformer blew. Fortunately, our local fire services do not play. Lost power. Three minutes later, sirens were flying past our house.

PG&E - burning down our state one county at a time.

[niyad]

62. That is scary. Used to be, they were just poisoning us.

[Stuart G]

9. Yes, Yes, Yes,....There Is Always More!!!!

[niyad]

63. Always. I only heard about atenth of this latest installment. Petting my kitteh and rolling my

eyes.

[agingdem]

10. so now it's Chinese satellites... does that let Jewish space lasers

off the hook??

[Jilly_in_VA]

11. Not really

It just means the Chinese got there first. Or something.

[niyad]

16. Not sure, maybe the Chinese ones work on the sabbath?

[Tommymac]

17. Maybe the Chinese are really one of The Lost Tribes of Judaism?

Old Joe Smith had it all wrong.

[Marcuse]

20. No, because George Soros is secretly part Chinese.

[IronLionZion]

33. Jews love Chinese

and not just on Christmas

[agingdem]

40. yes we do...

[Evolve Dammit]

51. both cannot be true. Or can they??

[whistler162]

76. Nope they are Hasidic Chinese

satellites.

[KS Toronado]

13. Think I saw your cat hide it in the hall closet.

[niyad]

14. Thank you. He does not like tequila. Red wine, on the other hand. . .

[3Hotdogs]

15. Da Republican Congress representatives been arrested and tried by

military tribunal at Gitmo.....

now that's one I can get behind.... all 205 pounds. ( I lost 22 pounds during covid winter by hiking 4 x per week and staying out of diners.)

[KS Toronado]

18. That's great losing 22 pounds!

So you eating more or less than three hot dogs a day to accomplish this feat?
Inquiring minds want to know.

[3Hotdogs]

58. I joined a hiking club. 9 to 12 miles a week, including up the N.J. hills.

Then again, N.J. diners serve more food than you ever need to eat.

Who needs a 1/2 pound hamburger? I am cooking my own stuff now and it tastes better than anything the restaurants have to offer.

Tonight: Meat loaf, mashed potatoes, garden fresh tomatoes and peppers and Lion's Mane mushrooms, sautéed in cartelized onions and ginger root.

[niyad]

44. Congratulations. I agree with you about the pukes.

[LisaL]

21. Jewish space lasers are so yesterday, I suppose.

[niyad]

43. It does seem that way.

[Warpy]

22. Watch the tequila, enough of it and you might understand that horse shit

although I can't imagine your ever believing a word of it.

Petting the cat makes more sense.

I gave up listening to the lunatic factory years ago, otherwise I'd have stocked up on bootleg antipsychotics and assauted them with needles to the backside, which would have gotten me arrested and wouldn't have provided lasting lucidity in the crazies.

[niyad]

42. I have a fairly low tolerance for alcohol, rarely more than two drinks. But, as a friend

and I used to say, "it is a pity that I cannot drink as much as this situation requires. On the other hand, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to make me that stupid."

Thank goodness for our beloved companions in these fraught times.

Don't you wish we could just add sanity to their drinking water?

[FrankTC]

23. Tabloid Sludge

Reminds me of the nightmarish, psychotic headlines and stories you'd see at liquor store and supermarket checkout counters. Same play for attention and money, though the delivery system has been updated. Trump voters are from the same demographic as people who believe your Aunt Sarah is actually, in reality, a squid. Or rather, I suspect they believe and disbelieve at the same time -- they are able to suspend disbelief indefinitely in order to enjoy marinating themselves in the delicious and to them entertaining horror of their fantasies. They get off on it.

[niyad]

37. rwnj aphrodisiacs,

[First Speaker]

24. This is nonsense. Of course China didn't set the fires...

...Grand Fenwick did. They've beaten us again...

[niyad]

27. They really are sneaky, are they not?

[Maru Kitteh]

25. Niyad I was luckily sipping a huckleberry colada when I read this before I

head back to my infection-control job tomorrow morning.


Still have a few hours to enjoy this:

[niyad]

30. I am so glad that you had liquid fortification for that drivel. I certainly needed it!

Have never had one of those, although it looks delicious. Have never eaten huckleberry,

Thank you for the work you do, and stay as safe as possible.

[Maru Kitteh]

50. Huckleberry. You must. I will try to compile here a

partial list of huckleberry items I have used and/or consumed. Oh boy. Here we go.

The aforementioned Huckleberry Colada
Huckleberry Mule
Huckleberry Daiquiri
Huckleberry beer
Huckleberry wine
Huckleberry vodka
Huckleberry liqueur

Huckleberries (in the wild)
Huckleberry BBQ sauce
Huckleberry soy sauce
Huckleberry-orange sauce
Huckleberry pie
Huckleberry-peach pie
Huckleberry ice cream
Huckleberry taffy
Huckleberry honey
Huckleberry jelly/jam
Huckleberry coffee
Huckleberry tea
Huckleberry empanadas
Huckleberry enchilada sauce
Huckleberry churros
Huckleberry bear claws
Huckleberry donuts
Huckleberry caramels
Huckleberry scones
Huckleberry salad dressing YUMMMM!

Huckleberry lip balm
Huckleberry body butter

I'm certain this is an incomplete list. It includes only the things that came to mind right away.

[niyad]

57. I can see that an expansion of my culinary horizons is in order!

[Brother Buzz]

26. Sounds like you just reviewed a rough draft of TheFerrret's next installment

[niyad]

28. Well, GMTA, and all that.

[IronLionZion]

29. Since a woman created it, then it changes men's DNA to become women

to pursue the trans woke agenda of SJWs.

Vaccinated people in the liberal north are the main reason for spreading the delta variant around the conservative south, but the real problem are unvaccinated immigrants traveling from Mexico across 5-6 large states to infect people in conservative counties of north Florida.

Trump will be back in the white house this Friday the 13th.



Put the tequila in a glass with topo chico, lime, and ice.

[niyad]

34. Shhhhh. You are not supposed to reveal the ultra-omega code violet plans.

Was just going to add a splash of soda, but like your way better.

[Fla Dem]

31. Where the heck was this being broadcast? Fox News, OANN, Newsmax?

It's hard to believe as bad as those organizations are, they would be that far over the edge.

[niyad]

36. Don't know about them. This is all from the truly loony part of th web, including lots of

youtube videos.

[Fla Dem]

38. Oh, OK. Yes many loonies spouting ridiculous fairy tales on the web.

I never go there for my mental well being.

[niyad]

64. I avoid those places as well. But a person I know gives me a rundown, actually believes this

Twaddle.

[MyMission]

39. I have no words

At least none that can form a coherent response to such madness.

[niyad]

65. I am with you there.

[Richard D]

41. This pisses me off!

The Chinese got the Jewish Space Laser. I want it back!!

[niyad]

66. Nah, they are apparently using their own top secret satellites.

[Liberty Belle]

45. PG&E started the worst fire burning - did they start the wacko rumor too?

Likely not but it certainly diverts attention from their likely criminal conduct once again.

That company needs to be run out of California on a rail and some execs put behind bars.

[niyad]

67. Sadly, this has been true at least since Hinkley.

[peppertree]

46. What about Bigfoot?

I know them forest fires had to be in consultation with someone on the ground.

[niyad]

68. Bigfoot has so far escaped implication in these fires. But you raise an excellent point.

[peppertree]

75. At least we can be sure Kevin McClumsy is chomping at the bit to investigate, if he becomes Speaker

The Republic is saved.

[CaptainTruth]

48. Thank you for doing this so we don't have to!!!

[HuskyOffset]

52. Bullshit. Everyone knows

that the fires were caused by transgender gay socialist antifa BLMs enacting their democrat (sic) fascist communist agenda.

[niyad]

69. And aren't they clever for blaming the Chinese??

[bucolic_frolic]

53. I knows, I knows

who gave you permission to tell the public?

[Bird Lady]

54. I have no idea how disconnected from reality one must be to believe this.

It must be comedy because all I can do is laugh.

[niyad]

70. That is the most appropriate reaction.

[MLAA]

55. Oops I borrowed your tequila!

[niyad]

61. I am happy to share!

[Merlot]

56. Actually, it's even worse...the fires in California were started by PG&E

Because the penalties from the last fires they started were't enough apparently.

[niyad]

71. None of the penalties for any of their actions has ever been enough. I thought they had

gone bankrupt some time back.

[smirkymonkey]

73. Man, I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

[niyad]

74. Snicker

[Initech]

78. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking!