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I love good satire
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The esteemed virologist disclosed that he had taken part in a clinical study that required him to converse with the senator from Kentucky several times in a one-year period.
In addition to nausea and headaches, those who come in contact with Pauls voice may experience a sensation of wanting to be anywhere but there, Fauci said.
After thirty seconds of him talking, bam, it hits you, he said. You have to lie down in a dark room someplace.
To avoid these symptoms, Fauci recommended social distancing from Paul as much as possible.
The virologist said that he deserved no special credit for subjecting himself to the Rand Paul experiment. I was just doing my job as a scientist, he said. I talked to Rand Paul so that the American people wouldnt have to.
marble falls
(57,080 posts)... empty too long. I knew it was Borowitz at the title. His titles are played so straight. Great stuff.
spooky3
(34,444 posts)How he keeps coming up with ideas over so many yearsits amazing!
LetMyPeopleVote
(145,176 posts)I love Andy Borowitz
marble falls
(57,080 posts)... who had a very interesting life, when he separated from the Army/Marines after WWII, he lived in Paris and used his GI Bill to go to school in Paris. And became a correspondent for the NY Herald.
Gross asked him why he became a satirist, he'd had a rough life a child and enlisted at 18, and he said it was either that or become an axe murderer.
Two extremely funny and smart people.
UTUSN
(70,686 posts)SergeStorms
(19,200 posts)but now I can remain silent. Well, almost silent.
Diamond_Dog
(31,989 posts)In all seriousness I think Dr. Fauci should get a Presidential Medal of Freedom from President Biden.
rampartc
(5,407 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,644 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,956 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)calimary
(81,238 posts)Fritz Walter
(4,291 posts)Repeatedly.
While wearing brass knuckles.
His neighbor should be commended for his public service in 2018. Link
monkeyman1
(5,109 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,912 posts)Drop Paul into a beer vat.
niyad
(113,284 posts)cesspool or mine shaft available??? Or a hog farm?
MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)some scenes from "Justified" (burials in the woods - dropped in mine shafts) or "Deadwood" (Mr. Woo's pigpen)............
Nice thoughts!
niyad
(113,284 posts)scientific knowledge.
George II
(67,782 posts)SheltieLover
(57,073 posts)And, I'm sure this is not just satire.
3catwoman3
(23,975 posts)...to cause that reaction in me.
soldierant
(6,857 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)malaise
(268,968 posts)Rec