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Thu Aug 12, 2021, 05:01 PM Aug 2021

Top 10 Conservative Idiots #11-5: Wheel Of Corruption: The Fast Saga Edition

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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #11-5: Wheel Of Corruption: The Fast Saga Edition

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! What’s up, Portland? How you guys doing? You doing fucking good? I hope the Proud Boys and Antifa didn’t kill each other over the weekend, because that would be a shame. Or would it? Whatever. Today is the big day! We have the Wheel Of Corruption dusted off, all the electronics hooked up, and we are good to go! Whew, man does it feel good to be back! And I’ve got another announcement – starting on 9/2, live music returns! Yes! And who do we have kicking off this glorious return? A little band called… Umphrey’s McGee! Yay! And we’ve got a lineup of exciting guests coming back for the rest of the year! Anyway do we have time for the thing? OK I love this story that broke about the Colorado Rockies. OK so you know how you hear something and you think “wow, that’s racist!”. Well the Colorado Rockies were playing the Miami Marlins. Battle of the last place, I know! Well here’s the thing – the Rockies fan was yelling something at Marlins outfielder Lewis Brinson, who is black. But it turns out that wasn’t the case. Instead the fan was yelling “HEY! DINGER!” at the Rockies’ mascot – Dinger The Dinosaur. OK Rockies, maybe don’t name your mascot “Dinger the Dinosaur”, get it? And what makes this even funnier is that everybody – Rockies themselves – are doing their best Homer Simpson impression and backing into the bushes. OK enough of the intro – we have a lot of idiocy to get to. But first John Oliver is back and he sacks the Sackler family over opiods again!



Oh how I have waited for this day! The Wheel Of Corruption is back everybody!!! Whew!!! In the number one slot this week is the GOP (1). And the reason why is because our old buddy, former vice president Dick Cheney thinks that the GOP has gone too far, and when you’ve lost Dick Cheney, boy are you lost! In the second slot is Missouri governor Mike Parson (2). So we have to talk about two different pardons. The McCloskeys (remember those gun toting maniacs from last year?) inexplicably got a pardon, while innocent black man Kevin Strickland got nothing. Gee, I wonder why that is? Taking the third slot this week Is the Former Guy (3). And yes he’s back in the news but wait until you see what he’s offering this time! In the number 4 slot this week is the Capitol Rioters (4) and this week we’re going to tell you about the latest roundup of these dolts, and we presume it’s all because they started bragging about it on social media. In the number 5 slot is our old buddy Mike Lindell (5). Yes, the crazy pillow man keeps getting crazier and weirder, we think it’s time he get locked in the nuthouse. In the number 6 slot this week is our weekly visit to the Holy Church Of The Top 10 in “Holy Shit” and we’re going to talk about Australian megachurch Hillsong United, which we previously explored in Top 10 #3-8 but this week they could be in some very serious trouble! Find out why! Taking the number 7 slot this week is a new “Beating A Dead Horse” (7) and this week conservatives just can’t stop talking about how “woke” the 2021 Olympics are, and Former Guy bashing the US Women’s National Team certainly isn’t helping things at all. In the number 8 slot this week is a new edition of Conspiracy Corner (8) and this week we’re going to don our tin foil hats and explore the 7 Mountains Theory – what’s the latest dominionist clap trap? It’s very insane and very real! In the number 9 (NEIN!) slot this week is a new “I Need A Drink” and this week we’re going to find out what’s up with the Washington Football Team (9) and they have some truly bizarre new rules for their new season as football teams start to welcome fans back. Finally this week, it’s time for Red State Diaries Ep. 5 (10) and this week we’re exploring right wing social media, of which platforms are plentiful and the crazy is turned way up! Pick your poison! Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!

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[font size="8"]Dick Cheney Returns
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Hey everyone say it with me: It’s time for the WHEEL OF CORRUPTION! YAY!!!!!



Oh how I have waited for this day! Of course you know the rules by now – I spin the wheel and we have to talk about whatever it lands on. Of course if it lands on the guacamole option, you know that it costs $1.50 extra. And the wheel is all new with lots of items on it! Here’s what is on the wheel this week:

- Guns
- Abortion
- Crime
- Poverty
- Capitol Riots
- Treason
- Buy A Vowel
- Whammy
- Food
- Elections
- The Border
- Donald Trump
- The GOP
- Clip Without Context
- Death
- Fox News
- COVID-19
- Something Random In The News
- ‘Merica!
- Chance
- 5,000
- Homosexuality
- The US Constitution
- COVID-19
- George Soros
- Top 10 Investigates
- Conspiracy Corner
- Morally Bankrupt
- Guacamole
- Holy Shit
- Beating A Dead Horse
- This Fucking Guy
- How Is This Still A Thing?
- Red State Diaries
- Intermission
- Double Whammy
- 10,000
- People Are Dumb
- I Need A Drink
- Infowars
- Go Directly To Jail
- T-Shirt Cannon
- Lightning Round
- Bonus Spin

Let’s get this going! Spin that shit! Come on no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy… STOP!!! And it’s one of our patented clips without context!




Holy shit, there is some next level crazy in that clip. And none of it is true! Spin it again! And it lands on… The GOP! You know we live in some really scary times right now. There’s a killer virus that’s rapidly mutating and gaining steam, and conservatives are creeping closer and closer to going full blown fascist dictator on us. And a guy who’s more than familiar with that subject is none other than former Vice President and winner of the close range face shooting contest… what? Too soon? Dick Cheney. Sir, give it a chance, please. I just got up here! With calls for violence increasing in the wake of the conspiracy theories surrounding the 2020 election, and Fox News sucking up to far right dictators like Viktor Orban, things are going to get real dark really quickly if we don’t put a stop to it. In fact Dick Cheney had some choice words about the future of the GOP. And they aren’t pretty!

Rep. Liz Cheney on Wednesday said her father, former Republican Vice President Dick Cheney, is “deeply troubled” about the state of the Republican Party.

“My dad is deeply troubled about where our party is, deeply troubled about where the country is,” Cheney, R-Wyo., said at an event held by the Aspen Institute, adding that her father, who served with former President George W. Bush, is a “tremendous source of advice and guidance and wisdom.”

Liz Cheney has been a vocal critic of former President Donald Trump and her Republican colleagues who have bought into what she calls Trump's "Big Lie," referring to his claims of election fraud. She was ousted from her role as House Republican Conference chair in May after repeatedly criticizing her party, and months later, joined the House special committee to investigate the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol against Republican House leadership’s wishes.

The three-term Republican congresswoman said Wednesday it would have been “preferable” to have a bipartisan commission as opposed to the select committee, appointed by Speaker Nancy Pelosi, which is investigating the Jan. 6 Capitol siege. Such a measure was passed in the House but ultimately blocked by Senate
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/08/05/liz-cheney-says-father-dick-cheney-deeply-troubled-gops-state/5499764001/




Yes – holy shit! When you’ve lost Dick Cheney, you’re lost for good! I mean come on, Dick Cheney is the guy who shot the other guy in the face, and made that guy apologize to him for getting in the way of his shot. If that’s not the definition of “that guy has fucking balls”, then I don’t know what is! But that said, Liz Cheney really is the player who’s spending half time in the opponents’ locker room because the move to oust her is getting fierce.

Embattled Rep. Liz Cheney’s position on charges President Donald Trump played a role in the Jan. 6 Capitol riot has not turned around her negative ratings back home in Wyoming, and now she’s on the verge of losing her reelection.

In polling data provided to Secrets, just 23% of regular primary Republicans plan to vote for her, 77% said they won’t.

And as bad, her image as a conservative like her father, former Vice President Dick Cheney, has also been hurt. In the McLaughlin & Associates survey, 53% described her as liberal, and only 26% labeled her conservative.

The race has drawn national attention due to her feud with Trump, and Trump has promised to weigh in against her. Just today, he reiterated his call for the state Republican Party to trim the list of five challengers to one candidate, so the opposition isn’t watered down so much that it allows her to slip by.
https://news.yahoo.com/cheney-trouble-77-gop-not-191200652.html




Yeah Liz Cheney had an independent thought! And when you go against a deranged cult that’s taking over everything in its’ path, having an independent thought can be dangerous to both your health and career. Well health is definitely questionable. But as a conservative it can be a career killer. But even the MAGA king himself is looking to unseat Liz Cheney. But once again when the party you represent turns into a cult, here’s what you can expect!

Some local Republican Party officials in Wyoming have announced they will no longer recognize Liz Cheney as a party member because of her vote to impeach Donald Trump.

“In the immortal words of the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump …’You’re Fired!’” read recent letters to Cheney from GOP officials in Park and Carbon counties.

Wyoming has 23 mainly rural counties and the officials in Park and Carbon counties voted unanimously over the last week in favor of the latest form of censure against Cheney.

In February, the state GOP voted overwhelmingly to censure Cheney for her vote to impeach Trump for his role in the Jan. 6 U.S. Capitol riot.
https://wgnradio.com/news/political-news/liz-cheneys-trump-vote-prompts-new-wyoming-censure-effort/




Yeah and you don’t want that! So just like in California where we’re facing this batshit insane recall of Gov. Gavin Newsom, the battle for Liz Cheney’s seat is going to get fierce and insane. I mean come on who’s going to represent Wyoming? Kanye? Elon? One of the other right wing billionaires who live in Wyoming now? Although one thing is for certain – if Former Guy is involved in the election, you can be certain that he’s going to lose! Like the loser he is!

Former President Donald Trump’s top political advisers have been holding quiet talks over the last several months with the primary challengers looking to take down his most prominent Republican nemesis: Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney.

During phone calls and Zoom chats, the Trump advisers have pressed the candidates on their fundraising capabilities, their policy positions and the overall strength of their campaign organizations. The goal: to determine whether they have what it takes to unseat Cheney, the influential daughter of a former vice president, who served as the No. 3 House Republican until colleagues ousted her in the spring.

The talks will escalate next week, when Trump meets with two challengers at his Bedminster, N.J., golf club: state Rep. Chuck Gray and attorney Darin Smith. Trump’s son, Don, Jr., who earlier this year visited Wyoming to speak out against Cheney for supporting his father’s impeachment, is expected to be present at the meetings.

Trump is expected to sit down with other candidates before deciding whom to endorse, though advisers say that Gray and Smith have emerged as the two clear frontrunners. To prevent Cheney from winning renomination with just a plurality of the vote, they also say, Trump needs to back the strongest candidate and then elbow out others in the crowded field.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/07/23/trump-cheney-challenger-500599





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Let’s give it a good strong spin, shall we? And it lands on… no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy… stop! Homosexuality! Yes I realize that’s random, but then again so is Dave Grohl and the Foo Fighters playing the Bee Gees before their show in Bonner Springs, Kansas:



That’s why the Foo Fighters rule! Spin it again! Fox News! We report… and if you don’t join our cult you’re an outcast! You don’t get to decide when we are in charge! So make no mistake that Fox News is upping their war on “illegal immigrants” and turning the fearmongering and outright hysteria way past the 11 mark on the dial. And it’s no secret that Fox News hates anyone who’s even slightly to the left of Richard Nixon. Who do they like? Well, despite that they are turning up hysteria to Hitler in the 1930s levels, they seem to have latched on to Hungary. And Hungary is a nation where hate and white supremacy have risen to unheard of levels in the last 5 years, mainly thanks to prime minister Viktor Orban. Orban is hailed as a hero in right wing authoritarian circles, which is why it’s no surprise that Tucker Carlson is sulking up to him.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson is doing something rather unusual this week: He’s broadcasting his show from Hungary’s capital, Budapest. He’s also doing some high-profile cultural immersion while he’s there, having already met with Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán on Monday. On Saturday, he’s slated to attend a far-right conference and deliver a speech titled “The World According to Tucker Carlson.”

If you’re not familiar with the scene in Budapest these days, this might all seem kind of random. But unfortunately it’s just the opposite.

Orbán is an energetic right-wing authoritarian who has in recent years become a darling of right-wing populist movements growing across the West. And he has strived to cultivate Budapest’s emerging role as an intellectual and cultural center of right-wing nationalism in Europe. Carlson, one of the most popular hosts on American cable news, is very conspicuously strengthening ties with others in that scene during his visit — and inviting his millions of viewers to learn about it and admire it, as well. Carlson’s agenda seems quite clear: to encourage his followers to consider Hungary’s disturbing political model as a possible future for the U.S.

Experts who follow extremist behavior on the right tell me they’re concerned. Hannah Gais, a researcher at the Southern Poverty Law Center who studies right-wing extremism, said in an email that Carlson’s broadcasting in Hungary is particularly alarming given the tremendous platform he commands at Fox News.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/why-tucker-carlson-s-trip-budapest-bad-news-america-n1275881




Yeah well a few more election cycles and you might just get your wish there. Tucker Carlson’s visit to Hungary was no accident, it was purposefully planned and timed to get Fox News viewers interested in a fascist dictatorship. And if you’re wondering why Fox News is turning the anti-immigrant hysteria up to unheard of levels, just wait until you see what their end game is! One of Tucker Carlson’s stops included – wait for it – a high tech electric fence!

US guest of honour and Fox News host Tucker Carlson was granted a lightning visit by military helicopter to Hungary's 175km (109-mile) high-tech, high-cost razor-wire border fence with Serbia this week.

He liked what he saw. After praising the fence for being so "clean and orderly", in contrast to the "chaos" on the US-Mexican border, he told his viewers: "It doesn't require a GDP the size of the US, it doesn't require high-tech walls, guns, or surveillance equipment. All it requires is the will to do it."

And he praised Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban for not allowing "this nation of 10 million people to be changed forever by people we didn't invite in and who are coming here illegally".

To make sure his US viewers understood his message, he contrasted Mr Orban's policies with those of US President Joe Biden.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58104200




You seriously expect that America could build a clean and orderly electric fence on the Mexican border to keep out immigrants? I mean come on, Trump couldn’t even build a wall without it blowing over into the country it was supposed to protect us from! So what’s the connection between Trump, Orban, and Fox News? You’d have to be a fool and a communist to believe there were any sort of lines between wannabe authoritarianism and actual authoritarianism! Move along, nothing to see here!

For the past few years, the Hungarian government under authoritarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has overtly courted the American right, wooing the kinds of anti-democratic forces buoying former President Donald Trump. This past week, those efforts seemed to pay off. And Orbán, easily the most autocratic figure in the European Union, scored arguably his biggest coup to date — and showed precisely the direction the Trumpian base is ready to move in.

Fox News talking head Tucker Carlson — a regular promoter of everything from political and scientific disinformation to white nationalist talking points — arrived in Budapest on Monday, where he promptly began yukking it up with Orbán. According to Carlson, who broadcast from Budapest all week and is a speaker at a far-right conference over the weekend, his trip is all about shining a light on Orbán’s achievements over the past decade.

“If you care about Western civilization and democracy and families and the ferocious assault on all three of those things by the leaders of our global institutions, you should know what is happening here right now,” Carlson said on the show.
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For anyone who’s followed Hungary’s trajectory under Orbán, Carlson’s paeans to the country’s supposed “democracy” are laughable. Under a decade of Orbán's rule, Hungary has transformed from a bright spot of political freedoms to a cautionary tale in how a right-wing authoritarian can dismantle a democracy, piece by piece, while helping his cronies profit along the way.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/connecting-fox-news-tucker-carlson-hungary-trump-ncna1276237




But this might be my favorite part of the whole exercise in fascism. Why does the right wing hate architecture so much? In fact they’re declaring war on it. But here’s the thing Tucker – American buildings are “ugly”? I’m sorry but have you seen this thing? That’s about the appropriate reaction for that too. But Tucker’s rants on building architecture in America make about as much sense as Trump’s unhinged rant on cars did a couple years ago.

On Monday, as part of his lengthy series championing the authoritarian right-wing government of Hungary as superior to the United States, Fox News' Tucker Carlson went on a rant attacking American architecture and claiming that "you're not allowed to say" how ugly U.S. buildings are.

"Looking at these buildings, which move me," he began. "Not simply because they're old, and some have bullet holes, which in my view are a very useful reminder, I wish I lived in a city with bullet holes in the buildings, because every morning you look at them and you think to yourself, it could be really bad because it's been really bad, there's a lot at stake, make wise, sober, long-term decisions or else you could wind up with more bullet holes — it's true, it's true."

Carlson went on to say that most Americans were naive about just how dangerous the rest of the world is.

"Americans have no sense of how bad things can get, that it actually could be a lot worse," continued Carlson. "Our physical isolation cuts us off from the history of the rest of the world. There's not a passion to study what happened before in a place that you're building anew. Right? Right. So we don't have a sense of that. So I love your bullet holes."
https://www.salon.com/2021/08/10/in-bizarre-rant-tucker-carlson-claims-were-not-allowed-to-call-american-buildings-grotesque_partner/





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Let’s give that wheel a spin shall we? And it lands on… wait for it… something random in the news!




I love that so much! Spin it again! Crime! Folks, crime doesn’t pay. Well, actually I think it’s time to update that age-old saying. Because apparently crime does pay if you happen to 1) be white, 2) be a conservative MAGA hero, and 3) live in a state where the governor also votes the same way that you do, and this is a tale of two pardons here. So remember last year during the year from hell, when we were introduced to these gun toting douchebags? Yes I am of course talking about Mark and Patricia McCloskey, two gun toting maniacs from St. Louis who famously flashed their pieces at protestors when the shit hit the fan with the George Floyd debacle. But of course leave it to the MAGA crowd to make the wrong decision every damn time. Sadly that does seem to be the world in which we live these days where right is wrong, black is white, good is bad, and so on. But here’s what happened. Don’t boo yet, save that for later in this entry!

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson has issued pardons to Mark and Patricia McCloskey, the St. Louis couple whose brandishing of guns at Black Lives Matter protesters in June 2020 catapulted them to conservative stardom and launched a bid for U.S. Senate.

The McCloskeys were among 12 pardons Parson issued last week. His office made the list of names public on Tuesday.

In May, Mark McCloskey entered the Republican primary for the Senate seat being vacated by Roy Blunt.

Parson promised soon after the incident that he would pardon the couple, who pointed a rifle and a pistol from their front lawn at several hundred protesters marching past their house on their way to the St. Louis mayor’s home. He has issued pardons on a roughly monthly basis since December to clear a backlog of about 3,000 cases that had accumulated from previous administrations.
https://www.kansascity.com/news/politics-government/article253235468.html




Hey! I told you not to boo yet! In case you’re wondering just how evil this is, take a look at Mark McCloskey’s track record. And it’s no secret that he got a call from Former Guy shortly after being pardoned. Well you know the old saying about how crooks of a feather flock together. And that is most definitely the case here. And it’s totally disgusting, but expect them to start going on right wing podcasts to talk about how they are the “real victims” here. Cue the epic facepalm.

Representative Cori Bush (D., Mo.) on Wednesday said it is “absolutely unbelievable” that the Missouri governor pardoned Mark McCloskey and Patricia McCloskey, the armed St. Louis couple who confronted Black Lives Matter protesters outside their mansion last year.

One day after Governor Mike Parson, a Republican, announced he had pardoned the couple, Bush called Mark McCloskey “an absolute liar” during an appearance on CNN.

“He has spat on my name,” said Bush, who was among the marchers in the McCloskeys’ neighborhood. “And because of that, his day will come. You will not be successful in all that you’re trying to do, when you are hurting the very people that are out trying to save lives … He can try it, but I will not stand by and allow him or our governor to hurt the very people that are doing the work that they should be doing.”

As Bush continued to rant about McCloskey, she looked off-camera to collect herself as she became emotional. Host Brianna Keilar thanked the “Squad” member for how “very strongly” she felt.
https://news.yahoo.com/squad-member-says-mark-mccloskey-211120183.html




Now remember don’t boo just yet! On the flip side of this, there’s Kevin Strickland – a long time Missouri inmate who’s spent most of his life behind the Missouri correctional facility system. So there is a campaign to get him released via pardon and which there is actual evidence that he was found not guilty. Which makes the McCloskey pardon even more puzzling because they were locked up for actual crimes. Mike Parson on the other hand…

Missouri Gov. Mike Parson said he is not convinced that Kevin Strickland is innocent, despite prosecutors and other supporters calling for Strickland’s exoneration for a triple murder that has kept him in prison for four decades.

Parson told KSHB-TV on Wednesday that he has looked at Strickland’s case several times but the “bottom line” is that no court of law has found Strickland innocent.

“I am not convinced that I’m willing to put other people at risk if you’re not right,” Parson told the station.

Parson said he is “more than likely” going to sign a new law that would provide Strickland with a new legal avenue toward release. The law would give local prosecutors the authority to ask judges to exonerate prisoners they believe are innocent.

Jackson County Prosecutor Jean Peters Baker has sought Strickland’s release and said if Parson signs the new legislation, she will file a motion asking a Jackson County judge to exonerate Strickland at 9 a.m. Aug. 28, when it would become law.
https://apnews.com/article/mo-state-wire-michael-brown-fdaee252ca0799b16da00a276d1bf6fb




Eh… not really attempted murder. But the fact that he’s still behind bars despite that he’s been proven innocent time and time again is an absolute crime. But then again we keep saying time and time again on this program that elections have consequences. Elect an incompetent buffoon like Mike Parson and this is what you are going to get! So don’t be surprised that this will come up again. The only solution to that is to vote these sleazebags out of office! Now you may boo!

Kevin Strickland is still in prison, and Missouri’s shame grows.

Friday, Gov. Mike Parson’s office released the names of 18 people he pardoned earlier in the week. They appear to be low-level, nonviolent offenders: an underage beverage purchase, a DWI, illegal hunting.

Strickland’s name was not on the list. He remains behind bars, though prosecutors have said he’s innocent of the murder charges that sent him to the penitentiary more than 40 years ago.

Parson offered no immediate explanation for his decision to leave Strickland off the list, probably because it is inexplicable.

To review: Strickland, who is Black, was convicted as a teenager in the murders of three people in Kansas City. He was found guilty by an all-white jury, largely on the basis of testimony from one woman.
https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article252549853.html





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Let’s spin it to win it! Come on no whammy no whammy no whammy… stop! And it’s time for another Clip Without Context! Hit it!



Well Dave if you don’t get the vaccine, that empty stadium is going to be your future! Assuming you live long enough to actually coach a game. Spin it again! Donald Trump. Do I really have to talk about that guy again? Oh right, that’s because he was in the news again last week. But for a completely ridiculous reason. Well, Donald Trump, who we have been referring to here as “Former Guy” needs some money and he needs it badly! So you know how you have reward cards for literally everything on the planet now? There’s airline rewards, there’s credit card rewards, fast food rewards, bank rewards, Windows rewards, I think the only thing that doesn’t reward me for using is my toilet, though expect that to change soon! Thank you graphics department! Well now Trump wants you to show your support by buying his own official membership cards! Wait, that’s not how being a member of a rewards program works!

Donald Trump wants his supporters to carry "Trump Cards."

Trump's PAC sent two emails on Wednesday asking supporters to get on board with carrying the red-and-gold cards, which look like credit cards and bear the former president's signature.

"The card you select will be carried by Patriots all around the Country," the first email said. "They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I'm putting my full trust in you."

The Trump team said in a follow-up email, "We're about to launch our Official Trump Cards, which will be reserved for President Trump's STRONGEST supporters."

"We recently met with the President in his Florida office and showed him four designs," the email continued. "Originally we were planning on releasing just one design, but when President Trump saw the cards on his desk, he said, 'These are BEAUTIFUL. We should let the American People decide - they ALWAYS know best!'"
https://www.businessinsider.com/donald-trump-wants-supporters-to-carry-trump-cards-2021-8




Yeah that’s some straight up Nazi shit right there! Yes, you too can now be a card carrying member of the Trump super fan club! And if you flash this thing while you’re out in public be prepared that someone might question where you were on January 6th. Hey o! But Trump’s biggest supporters always know best? Do they? Is that why so many of them are getting arrested because they post stupid shit about January 6th on Facebook? But as ridiculous as they are, they have a sinister agenda!

Former US President Donald Trump's PAC sent out two emails on Wednesday asking Trump supporters to choose a design for the "official Trump Card", US media reported. The email offered four options, one of which bears an insignia that is similar to the Nazi emblem with the open-winged eagle.

"The card you select will be carried by patriots all around the country," the first email read, according to the reports. "They will be a sign of your dedicated support to our movement to SAVE AMERICA, and I'm putting my full trust in you."

The email continued to recount that when the designs were shown to Trump, he said they were beautiful and they "should let the American People decide - They ALWAYS know best."
It is unclear what the Trump Card does for its holders.

Politicians and Democratic activists took to social media to express their outrage at the Nazi emblem on one of the cards, with Amy Siskid posting a picture of the card alongside the Nazi insignia and tweeting, "Trying to think where I have seen the new Trump Card insignia before."
https://www.jpost.com/international/trump-slammed-for-member-card-that-looks-like-nazi-insignia-676114




Yeah let that sink in for a minute! It is not clear what the card actually does. Does it give you buy 10 flags get one free at those Trump merchandise booths that you see on street corners? Does it give you a discount at the Trump buffet in Vegas? Or an early tee time at the Trump country club? Either way this just seems dumb and completely unnecessary! But this might be my favorite part of the whole thing – did you catch the typo?

The concept is still in the works but, in short, the official ‘Trump Card’ is “reserved for President Trump’s STRONGEST supporters”, as per the fundraising email.

Reportedly, Trump asked for the opinion of American people, in terms of the card design, because “they ALWAYS know best!”

A fundraising email sent out on Wednesday read: “We’re about to launch our Official Trump Cards, which will be reserved for President Trump’s STRONGEST supporters, and we have some very exciting news to share with you.”

Although, proving devotion to the former president apparently comes at a cost. When receivers of the email chose a card design, they were then taken to a donations page where asked to contribute at least £35 to the political action committee.
https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2021/08/06/hilarious-trump-card-misspelling-has-twitter-in-stitches-did-you-spot-it/




Yeah so that might be my favorite new thing. It’s oficial, folks! And by the way in case you didn’t happen to catch – now professional troll Donald Trump Jr. is telling people that “our heads would explode if we required vaccination cards at polling places”. Actually, no, Donny, the official Top 10 stance is an easy one – we’re totally OK with that if it means we don’t have to stand next to idiot anti-vaxxers while we’re in line at the polling place!

In the absence of Donald Trump – who was permanently banned from Twitter at the start of the year following the Capitol insurrection on 6 January – social media users now have tweets from his son, Donald Trump Jr, to mock and ridicule instead.

On Saturday, author Ryan James Girdusky tweeted: “The left: you should have to carry a vaccine card to go anywhere in public.

“Also the left: you shouldn’t have to have an ID to vote.”

The post was then quote tweeted by Trump Jr, who proposed a combination of the two ideas.

“Someone should introduce a bill mandating that you have to show your vaccination card to vote and watch everyone on the Left’s brain malfunction and explode,” he wrote.
https://www.indy100.com/news/trump-jr-vaccine-card-voting-b1894601





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Nice! A get out of jail free card. I’ll just put that away for later. Spin it again! Capitol Riots. Folks the first round of hearings about the Capitol Insurrection wrapped up last week and while we didn’t learn a lot in the first go-round, other than republicans really want to derail this commission, we do know that conservative pundits like Former Guy ass kissers Sean Hannity and Ben Shapiro are desperately trying to rewrite history and whitewash the subject. But that said the news about the Insurrection is coming fast and furious and there’s plenty of it to go around. However, for this entry I want to round up some of my favorite stories that I’ve been seeing of average people getting arrested for participating – and there are a lot of them! And even scarier – they are all around us! I want to start with this story out of Texas, of course!

Washington (CNN)Five members of a Texas family were arrested on Tuesday for entering the US Capitol together during the January 6 insurrection.

Federal investigators pointed to extensive social media posts from many members of the family in order to make the arrests on Tuesday, in one of the largest single-day sweeps of defendants in one Capitol riot case to date.

The Justice Department said that Thomas "Tom" Munn had encouraged people on social media to travel to DC in the weeks before the riot. In a December Facebook post, Tom Munn wrote, "Our President has only asked two things from us, so far... #1 Vote #2 January 6, 2021." In another post cited in court documents, Tom Munn wrote "The time has come!"

The day before the riot, Tom Munn and what's described as his "nuclear family" -- including someone who appears to be his partner Dawn, and their children Kristi, Josh and Kayli -- drove from Borger, Texas, to Washington, according to charging documents used in a new federal criminal case against the five family members.
https://www.cnn.com/2021/07/13/politics/munn-family-texas-us-capitol/index.html




Dude, seriously – what kind of “family fun” involves going to Congress with the intent of murdering members of Congress? I don’t remember that in any of the kids programs I watched growing up! And of course they bragged about it on Facebook too. And of course it’s all fun and games until some felony assault is being committed. But the thing is – these are real people! They’re bartenders and gym owners and service people. And these are the kind of minds that Former Guy attracts, though!

A New Jersey gym owner and a Washington state man on Friday became the first people charged in the January 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol to plead guilty of assaulting a law enforcement officer during the deadly siege.

There are dozens of other cases in which Capitol rioters are charged with attacking police as part of an effort to halt the certification of Joe Biden's victory in the 2020 presidential election.

An attorney for Scott Kevin Fairlamb, 44, a former mixed martial arts fighter who owned Fairlamb Fit gym in Pompton Lakes, New Jersey, said prosecutors are seeking a sentencing guideline range of about 3½ to 4¼ years in prison. But the judge isn't bound by that recommendation.

Later Friday, the same judge in Washington, D.C., ordered Devlyn Thompson to be jailed in Seattle after he pleaded guilty of assaulting a police officer with a dangerous weapon, a baton. Thompson, 28, of Puyallup, Washington, had been free since his participation in the Capitol riot.
https://www.voanews.com/usa/2-capitol-rioters-enter-first-guilty-pleas-assaulting-charges




That’s not quite how it works! And I’m not even going to mention the growing number of threats against Nancy Pelosi. Here’s another story that broke just this week and I’m not at all shocked by this. But you know the old saying about playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes. It’s entirely true! Maybe if you’re going to do this next time, don’t give yourself away in public!

An unruly airline passenger was arrested for his involvement in the Capitol Riots after airport police matched him to video taken at the Capitol January 6. Wednesday afternoon, that man will plead guilty to criminal charges stemming from the insurrection.

According to court documents, a Delta flight crew decided to turn their plane around on the tarmac of Ronald Regan National Airport on January 8 and return to the gate because John Lolos, a passenger aboard that flight, would not stop yelling "Trump 2020!”

A Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority Police Department officer identified only as “Braddock” responded to the gate and watched Lolos get off the airplane, but according to court records, that officer did not plan on arresting or detaining Lolos.

Delta re-booked Lolos on a later flight. But about 45 minutes later, as Lolos waited at the gate, Braddock was scrolling through his personal Instagram feed and watched a video showing several people exiting a doorway from the East front of the Capitol Building during the insurrection. Court documents say the officer spotted Lolos in the group of rioters, wearing the same shirt he was wearing at the airport, holding a “Trump 2020 Keep America Great” flag hooked with an American flag.
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/national/capitol-riots/unruly-airline-passenger-arrested-for-capitol-riots-after-police-spot-him-on-instagram/65-655fed01-48eb-4da3-b18b-0365745aca92




But the scary thing is this could very well happen again. The MAGAts are out for blood and they want it bad! And there’s no mistake that the DHS is saying that there’s a possibility of violence relating to the conspiracy theory about the Former Guy’s reinstatement theory on August 13th. Get ready that’s this Friday and things could get really ugly. If that doesn’t work then get ready for Insurrection II: The Second One!

The former data chief for Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign has announced a protest next month at the nation’s Capitol — to rail on behalf of so-called “political prisoners” charged in the Jan. 6 insurrection.

“We’re going back to the Capitol, right where it started. And it’s going to be huge,” Matt Braynard told former White House strategist Steve Bannon as he announced the rally on Bannon’s podcast last week.

The protest, “Justice for J6,” has been set for Sept. 18 at the Capitol. It’s being orchestrated by the group Look Ahead America, headed by Braynard.

“As we continue to raise the profiles of these individuals” who have been arrested, it “makes it harder and harder for the left’s phony narrative about an insurrection to stick,” Braynard told Bannon. “We’re going to push back on the phony narrative that there was an insurrection.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/matt-braynard-protest-capitol-riot_n_610c5c6be4b05f8157079a71?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004





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Gather around my fair brothers and sisters! It’s time to take a seat in the pew and pass the collection plate, for the Holy Church Of The Top 10 has convened and it’s time to remind you that the holiest among us are the most full of:



My fair congregation! You know religion is something that is global, and it is seen and heard around this great big world of ours. But even the most global of churches can hide a dark and sinister side. One of the most global churches is Hillsong Church out of Australia. They’re a group with a global following which includes sold out concerts and conferences, and multi-platinum albums, and even celebrity fans like Justin Bieber and Kanye West. But they are in a lot of trouble with the feds and it’s not good. Let’s face it – they are not so much a church as they are a full blown cult. So just how much trouble are they in? Well it’s not something that the good LAWRD JAYSUS would want, and it’s of course that they are supporters of the unholy, ungodly Dark One! But Hillsong is led by Brian Houston, a man who could be in some very deep trouble!

Hillsong founder Brian Houston has broken his silence and expressed devastation over allegations he concealed his father's sexual abuse of a young boy.

Houston, 67, was charged by police in his home state of NSW last Thursday, accused of concealing his dead father Frank's historic sexual abuse of a seven-year-old boy.

He has vowed to 'vehemently' defend the case in court but faces up to five years behind bars if found guilty.

Despite the serious charges, Houston remains in America where he hosted a series of church services in Springfield and Kansas City in Missouri on Sunday.

Houston briefly commented on the charges against him when he confronted by a reporter while leaving his hotel before dodging further questions.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9874741/Hillsong-founder-Brian-Houston-responds-allegations-concealed-fathers-sexual-abuse-boy.html




You know we’ve covered sex scandals and abuses on this program before so there’s nothing we can do to make fun of this. But we can make fun of the abusers right? Though I am reminded of what it says in the Good Book, you can count on that. Although “you’re ashamed”? That’s the best you could come up with, seriously? But guess what – Pastor Houston met with the unholy Dark One himself! That’s right you can’t make this stuff up folks!

The US journalist who broke the story of Prime Minister Scott Morrison's involvement in trying to secure an invitation to a 2019 White House dinner for Hillsong founder Brian Houston says sources described a "sphere of bad news" and "scandal" surrounding the controversial pastor.

They expressed no suspicions about Brian Houston personally.

The Royal Commission into Institutional Responses to Child Sexual Abuse heard that Frank Houston, Brian's father, had admitted to sexually abusing a child decades earlier.

Last week, NSW Police charged Brian Houston with failing to report this alleged abuse to police.

Mr Houston has denied any wrongdoing, and said in a statement that the charge has come as a shock to him.

The police investigation into the pastor's alleged conduct began at around the same time as the Prime Minister was preparing for a state visit to the White House in September 2019.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-10/journalist-fleshes-out-white-house-state-dinner-scoop/100365402




Yeah so make no mistake that when you’re dealing with the Unholy Dark One, that you are making a deal with the Devil himself! But here’s the even more disturbing thing about this church – Pastor Houston was not the only pastor who was accused of abuse! There’s also this story out of Hillsong’s New York City chapter that also broke this year regarding the church! Which just begs the question – what kind of people are they looking for when they hire new pastors?

In mid-November 2020, a crisis manager from the public relations firm Sunshine Sachs took on a new client: Carl Lentz, former head of Hillsong Church’s four locations in the American Northeast. Hillsong is an Australia-based megachurch that averages more than 150,000 weekly congregants at satellites in 30 countries. It is also a multimedia conglomerate that produces documentaries, books, and chart-topping musical acts. After joining Hillsong as head pastor of the New York outpost in 2010, Lentz quickly became the church’s most recognizable face. Liberally tattooed, elaborately coiffed, and often dressed like a teenage hypebeast, Lentz, 42, achieved mild mainstream fame based on his proximity and access to the millennial celebrities in his flock: Justin and Hailey Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Kevin Durant, Selena Gomez. Tens of thousands of urban evangelical professionals followed Lentz for his soaring sermons at weekly services that resembled rock concerts.

But in late 2020, Lentz needed a new path. On November 4, Hillsong’s global senior pastor and founder, Brian Houston, publicly fired Lentz and his wife of 17 years, Laura, pointing to “leadership issues and breaches of trust, plus a recent revelation of moral failures.” On Instagram the next day, Carl Lentz paired a photo of his family decked out in formal attire at the Biebers’ wedding with a confession:

On November 9, Ranin Karim, a 34-year-old jewelry designer and actor with a septum piercing and her own sleeves of tattoos, described a monthslong tequila-drenched love affair with Lentz in interviews with The Sun, the New York Post, and others. She said Lentz introduced himself as a sports agent in Williamsburg’s Domino Park and called her his “Middle Eastern unicorn woman.” Laura Lentz discovered the affair after a Hillsong staffer saw Lentz’s messages on his office computer. With the tabloids feasting on his humiliation, Lentz’s new P.R. advisers believed his return began with three months out of public view, followed by a news cycle dominating mea maxima culpa—perhaps, as suggested for a time, in this magazine.
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2021/02/carl-lentz-and-the-trouble-at-hillsong




But that could be a lot of them, Reverend! For you see Hillsong has an abuse problem on its’ hands and it’s not going away any time soon. In fact there’s now a third scandal breaking out of Montclair, New Jersey and it’s another one worth keeping tabs on! But really what’s tempting the members of Hillsong that they keep finding ways to cheat on their wives and abuse people? I’m almost starting to think it’s a regular feature with this cult church!

Pastor Darnell Barrett of Hillsong Church resigned on Tuesday after sharing explicit photos to at least one of his followers, a woman, on Instagram, something he claims was a mistake and not an attempt to lure the woman.

The married creative director of Hillsong's Montclair, New Jersey, chapter is the latest pastor from the celebrity-loved mega church to resign amid a sex-related scandal.

In photos posted by Daily Mail, Barrett, 32, shared pictures two days in a row of him shirtless after a workout wearing Nike Pro Compression Tights that exposed him.

Barrett – who previously appeared on Steve Harvey's talk show – wrote that "depression and anxiety got the best of me in the last 30 hours" in text written over the pictures he posted to his Close Friends list on Instagram, saying the gym is what's been helping him get out of bed, the photos obtained by Daily Mail show.
https://people.com/human-interest/hillsong-pastor-darnell-barrett-quits-following-scandal-after-sharing-revealing-photos/




That was perfect for that! But yes… beware the cult of Hillsong for they are not to be trusted with their leadership! And let’s not forget that case of vaccine denial from Northern California this week. So they’ve got some problems and they’re not going away any time soon! Mass has ended, may you go in peace! That’s it this week for:




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So the 2020 Olympics are officially in the books, 18 months after a raging pandemic shut them down and almost canceled them. And the USA won the most gold medals in the history of the modern Olympic games – which we needed in spite of all the bad news going on right now. But why does that have some folks hopping mad and actively rooting against their own country’s teams in the games? Because the Olympics got “woke”, that’s why. And because Fox News is calling the shots on this subject, being “woke” is now bad! And I never in my entire life thought I would see a country cheering against its’ Olympic athletes, but here we are! But one punching bag seems to fit the GOP just right and that’s openly lesbian soccer (football) star Megan Rapinoe. And why does she seem to drive the GOP particularly crazy? I can’t quite put my finger on it.

As American athletes compete on the world stage in the Tokyo Olympics, many on the right aren’t cheering them on. “The collection of whiny, overpaid social justice warriors are very hard to root for,” said Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield, adding that he took “pleasure” in Team USA’s basketball loss this month because of its players’ “woke” politics. “The team is filled with anthem kneelers, and I find it ironic they are willing to put USA across their chests, but in the not-so-distant past, they would kneel for the anthem.” In addition to taking pleasure in the men’s basketball team’s loss, Stinchfield also noted that he found himself “rooting against…Megan Rapinoe and her merry band of America-hating female soccer players.”

Stinchfield’s comments come on the heels of Donald Trump suggesting at a Phoenix rally last weekend that Team USA’s recent loss to Sweden was caused by the progressive politics of its athletes. “Wokeism makes you lose, ruins your mind, and ruins you as a person,” he said. “You become warped. You become demented.” Trump, who goaded the crowd into booing the U.S. women’s soccer team, went on to say that “Americans were happy” about the team’s defeat. (The former president’s son reiterated his father’s comments by heckling Rapinoe in a tweet. “Hey Megan…maybe [it’s] you!” wrote Donald Trump Jr. in response to the soccer player’s criticism of media coverage of women’s sports after her team’s loss.)
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2021/07/right-rooting-against-americas-olympic-athletes




So, let me ask you guys something – why do you hate America? Look we needed the Olympics right now to cut through the sea of extremely terrible and devastating news, and even worse since the 2020 Olympics didn’t have anyone cheering them on because of the virus. So what did we learn? We learned that nobody can be excited for anything because conservatives literally pour shit on just about anything they touch. So your favorite team won the gold, silver or bronze? Too fucking bad!

Very Patriotic Americans™ are, once again, celebrating a Team USA Olympics loss despite their devout loyalty to the greatest country in the world — as long as you don’t include the women’s football team, or anyone who’s ever knelt.

Team Canada defeated the U.S. football team in a 1-0 match in the Olympics semifinals, beating their southern neighbours for the first time since 2001. And, like clockwork, conservatives have taken to the keyboards to drag the team — along with football star Megan Rapinoe, who they really, really don’t like — through the mud for what they perceive as Rapinoe’s — and social justice’s (?) — personal failure.

“The US Women’s Soccer Team went WOKE and now they lost to Canada. That’s what happens when you put political propaganda before sport and hard work,” Brigitte Gabriel, best-selling author and founder of the conservative group “Act for America,” wrote on Twitter.

Lavern Spicer, who is currently running for Congress in Florida, was sure to reiterate that while American World Cup winner Megan Rapinoe is indeed “on” Team America, she is not “for” Team America. We eagerly await evidence to support this claim.
https://www.indy100.com/sport/americans-celebrate-usa-loss-megan-rapinoe-b1895425




Oh come on, after that, how can you hate Team America? But you know ever since Colin Kaepernick, conservatives have absolutely despised activism in sports. And activism in sports is nothing new – just look at the 1936 Olympics when Jesse Owens stunned the Olympic world and dominated the track and field competition, infuriating Adolf Hitler. See where I’m going with this? So yeah maybe don’t listen to dipshits like Ben Shapiro and just enjoy the games, OK?

A brigade of self-proclaimed "patriotic" group of right-wing pundits celebrated after the United States women's national soccer team fell to lower-ranked Canada on Monday in a nail-biter face-off. The match was a semifinal game that left conservative pundits pleased that their own nation's team lost.

"They're still the champions at kneeling though, which is the important thing," Daily Wire founder Ben Shapiro quipped. Breitbart editor Joel Pollak added, "I'm guessing Canada didn't kneel for their anthem."

"Wow. The women's soccer team really blew it AGAIN. Losing to Canada? Probably SORE KNEES from all their KNEELING. I love it when America wins the Gold---but the "bronze" lining here is we won't see as much of the purple hair chick MEG [Megan Rapinoe] during the 'offseason,'" the self-parroting Newsmax host Greg Kelly wrote.

"The US Women's Soccer Team went WOKE, and now they lost to Canada," far-right activist Brigitte Gabriel tweeted. "That's what happens when you put political propaganda before sport and hard work."
https://www.salon.com/2021/08/03/cheering-against-america-conservatives-celebrate-us-losses-at-the-olympics/




Well you know the saying – if you’re woke, you’re broke! But that’s only if Fox News gets their way, and why wouldn’t they delight in seeing the Olympics ratings tank? Because just like the Former Guy, ratings are all they care about. It’s all about the ratings and the likes and whatever other bullshit comes with social media favorability. Because in the end that’s all conservatives really have anymore, and it’s why they continue to fight losing battles, and they really hate the cool kids.

In what is clearly a grasp at maintaining some modicum of relevancy, former President Donald Trump released an unhinged statement following the U.S. women’s national soccer team — perhaps the most beloved national team in America — winning a bronze medal at the Tokyo Olympics.

Trump attributed the team winning bronze instead of gold to the fact that they are a “woke” group of “radical … Leftist Maniacs.” He claimed that “everything that is woke goes bad,” which includes “our soccer team.”

The former president also attempted to reignite his feud with Megan Rapinoe, disrespecting her by refusing to say her name, simply calling her “the woman with the purple hair.” And, in a very clear indication that Trump did not watch the bronze medal game against Australia, he accused Rapinoe of playing “terribly.”

But here’s the thing: The U.S. women’s national soccer team, and women’s soccer at large, consistently models sportsmanship at its most progressive and powerful. The players’ political engagement is a strength, not a weakness.
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-s-olympics-soccer-tirade-targets-u-s-canada-sweden-ncna1276136





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Welcome back to our segment that attempts to explain the unexplainable, Conspiracy Corner! And the conspiracies are out there and they are batshit crazy. We are of course coming to you live from our underground bunker deep in the New Mexico badlands – undisclosed location of course! This week, our old buddy Mike Lindell, you know him as the crazy unhinged lunatic behind the MyPillow company. And he’s back in the news because his “cyber symposium” where he is going to unleash his theory that the 2020 election has been stolen are ramping up! Just let me adjust my tin foil hat for maximum government interference… ah, here we go!

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell claimed on Tuesday that he was the victim of a cyber attack, resulting in a delay of the start of his "cyber symposium."

"The whole technology was attacked," Lindell announced to a live crowd gathered in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, to hear the symposium.

"We need to get the word out," he added, "because they blocked the thing. But this is part of what I'm going to talk about today. This is the cover-up. This is the absolute cover-up of the worst in history."
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The three-day streaming event was scheduled to begin on Tuesday. The symposium is Lindell's latest effort to push his discredited conspiracy theories that the 2020 U.S. presidential election was stolen from former President Donald Trump.

The "cyber symposium," as he dubbed it, was set to be live-streamed for 72 hours straight on Lindell's new social media platform FrankSpeech.com. To help promote the event and FrankSpeech, Lindell offered a large sale on MyPillow products on the platform.
https://www.newsweek.com/mike-lindell-delays-cyber-symposium-after-saying-he-was-hacked-1618010




Uh… a little? What’s he going to say in 72 hours that he can’t say in 5 minutes? And who the hell is going to watch 72 straight hours of this crap? But here’s where he goes off the deep end with this crap – and it’s not like he has to jump very far – is that he thinks this is going to be “spiritual warfare” and “the greatest uniting of our country ever”. Except where you forget that Former Guy is the most unpopular president in history!

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell suggested on Wednesday that God had orchestrated former President Donald Trump's removal from the White House so that the nation could see the "evil" of the election system.

In an interview on Real America's Voice, host Steve Bannon asked Lindell if his so-called "cyber symposium" to prove Trump won the election was "spiritual warfare."

"100%" Lindell agreed. "It's all come to a head this year, this last year. This is a spiritual battle of epic proportions. When we get through this, even non-believers, there's going to be so many people coming to Jesus. This will be the biggest revival in history because you're going to see miracles unfold."

"This is the battle we're in and all these pieces when we look back on, you're going to be able to look back and say, 'Wow, this all had to happen to get to where we're going to, this glorious place,'" he continued.
https://www.salon.com/2021/08/05/mike-lindell-says-battle-to-get-trump-back-in-white-house-spiritual-warfare-_partner/




And you know what the really scary thing is? People watch and believe his shit. And here’s the thing you can go on and on forever and like Joseph Stalin said – you repeat the lie long enough and it eventually becomes fact! That’s exactly what Lindell is doing. And you know what? He’s doing exactly that – repeating the lie long enough to people who will listen. But keep going down that wormhole and it gets weirder, nuttier and creepier.

Since the presidential election, Christina Jensen says she's been stopped on the street several times by acquaintances who wanted to share troubling news: hackers from Beijing had switched nearly 24,000 votes for Donald Trump in their rural, GOP-leaning Wisconsin county.

Jensen, the Clark County clerk and a Republican herself, has patiently explained that the local election computer system isn't connected to the internet -- and the county has less than 17,000 registered voters overall.

But she finds herself unable to convince those constituents of the simple fact that the election wasn't stolen: "They are like, 'Well, Mike Lindell says this,'" Jensen said.

Lindell, the MyPillow CEO and a close ally of former President Donald Trump, has emerged as one of the most vocal boosters still pushing false claims about the 2020 election. In a series of so-called documentaries, Lindell has advanced an increasingly outlandish theory that foreign hackers broke into the computer systems of election offices like Clark County to switch votes -- in what he has described as the "biggest cyber-crime in world history."
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/05/politics/mike-lindell-mypillow-ceo-election-claims-invs/index.html




So if bullshit sells, then who’s buying? Well apparently no one, but why am I not surprised that Mike Lindell and Alex Jones are fellating each other through promo codes? Yeah just let that image sink in for a bit! You’re welcome! But really people if they hawk this kind of bullshit, I can only imagine that the products they hawk are even worse! But that’s neither here nor there. So when you’re Mike Lindell and Fox cuts your ads, who do you complain to now?

Conservative cable outlet Newsmax this week sent a reporter to picket in front of Fox News over its refusal to air commercials from MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell, Salon reported.

Lindell's ads were for an upcoming event, scheduled for August 10 in South Dakota, where he said he would reveal new information about voter fraud in the 2020 election. An ally of former President Donald Trump, Lindell has been a leading voice in spreading conspiracies theories about the election being "stolen" despite no evidence of voter fraud.

"Newsmax is airing these ads," Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield said on Wednesday. "Apparently, free speech and pro-Trump messaging is considered fringe at Fox, but not here."

He added, "We've been airing Mike Lindell's ad, and when they refused, Fox, we sent out our Newsmax correspondent Mike Carter to ask the people why they think Fox News is so afraid of Mike Lindell."

Carter launched a one-man protest in front of the NewsCorp building.
https://news.yahoo.com/newsmax-reporter-pickets-fox-news-134517523.html





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Uh… I’m pretty sure that’s not how vaccines work, Rick! They’re supposed to prevent people from getting really sick and/or die, and that’s about it. Spin it again! Oh it’s time for “I Need A Drink!”! Hey everyone I don’t know about you, but I could really use a drink!



Of course you know the rule of this segment is that we get drunk and while we are drinking we talk about anything in the news as long as it doesn’t relate to politics. This week we’re talking some football which is making a huge comeback! Of course last year there were no fans because of COVID-19 but this year stadiums are welcoming them back with open arms! Tell me bartender, what drink goes well with a story about football? A Gridiron Ale? What’s that? No thanks, I don’t think a beer with stadium dirt brewed in it sounds appetizing. I’ll just stick with my usual Jack Daniels mixed with Jack Daniels. I call it the “Double Jack”. But this week, there’s one football team that is figuring out how to welcome fans back while shedding its’ old image – and that is the team currently known as the Washington Football Club. And they have some insane rules for welcoming fans back to the stands for the upcoming season.

The Washington Football Team, who have already dropped their mascot's name to be more inclusive, have made another major announcement. This announcement, however, is in regards to their fans and the dress codes they will be enforcing this preseason and regular season.
Washington Football Team fans will no longer be allowed to wear headresses

Fans weren't in attendance at FedEx Field in 2020, the first season with the team's new name, "Washington Football Team." This season, fans will be welcomed back in the stands this season, but there is something in particular that the team wants fans to come without.

The Washington Football Team announced that starting this week, with an open training camp practice, fans will not be permitted to wear anything that could be considered inconsiderate to the Native American community.

This includes Native American headresses, and face and body paint that fans sometimes adorned to show their loyalty to the team. Instead, the Washington Football Team would prefer fans to come in their team colors, burgundy and gold, to show support.
https://www.sportskeeda.com/nfl/what-new-stadium-rules-washington-football-team-ticket-holders




Ah that’s just what the doctor ordered! No dirty beers please! Clean ones only! So to recap – racist imagery at future Washington Football Club games are hereby banned, but orange and red is OK. Also no racist slurs, everybody got that? But that said the Washington Football Team is desperately trying to erase their former racist image and we don’t blame them one bit for it. But let’s not forget that the owner of the team is still one of the worst in football and that could explain why it’s taking so long to shed the team’s racist image.

As an organization, the Washington Football Team is in a transition period, while their team is beginning to show signs of turning the corner after winning its first division crown since 2015 and clinching just its fifth playoff appearance in the last 21 years.

The first move that confirmed the franchise was serious about this transition? When it announced the removal of its former team name and logo after decades of drawback from fans and the national media, who claimed it was offensive towards Native Americans.

Fans will remember owner Dan Snyder, who purchased the team back in 1999, being adamant about “never” changing the name, maintaining that it somehow honored Native Americans.

After facing pressure from fans and the community — plus prominent sponsors like FedEx, PepsiCo and Nike encouraging the move — Snyder, much to his chagrin, caved.
https://riggosrag.com/2021/08/07/washington-football-wft-disbands-former-name-latest-rule-change/




Ah that hit the spot! So what are they going to be called now? There’s been much speculation as to what the new team name is going to be called, and unfortunately it’s not going to be the Washington Warriors, so as to confuse them with the Golden State Warriors. And also too, racism. So what are they going to call themselves exactly? Because they can’t keep calling themselves “Washington Football Team” forever. That won’t look good on merchandising or an AM radio dial.

Warriors is not under consideration as a new name for the Washington Football Team.

In a blog post on the WFT’s website, team president Jason Wright explained that after discussions with several Native American groups, Warriors is not an acceptable option to be the new name of the Washington Football Team.

“Feedback from across communities we engaged clearly revealed deep-seated discomfort around Warriors, with the clear acknowledgment that it too closely aligns with Native American themes,” said Wright.

Wright indicated the team will not incorporate any Native American themes in its new name and logo.

The Washington Football Team began the process of a name change a year ago and its stated target is to unveil a new name and logo sometime in early 2022.
https://wtop.com/washington-football/2021/07/washington-football-team-rules-out-warriors-as-new-name/




More beer please! More Jack! More everything! It feels good to be drinking in front of a live audience again doesn’t it? So they’re not calling themselves the Washington Warriors or anything else but we do know that the colors are going to be the same. So what are they going to be called? And since we do encourage gambling here, we can tell you what the odds are and it’s a good bet that we won’t know just yet. But they are close to setting a date for the name reveal!

The Washington Football Team changed its name before the 2020 season, teasing the NFL world that a new logo and name would be released at a later date. While the current brand will remain in place for the upcoming season, we now have a date for the future reveal.

Daniel Snyder, who was recently fined $10 million following an NFL investigation into a toxic culture, relented after years of pressure and finally removed the franchise’s old name. Changing to the Washington Football Team was meant to be a temporary solution, buying time for the franchise to dedicate resources and research to a rebrand.

Jason Wright, president of the team, said in March that it would retain its current brand for the upcoming 2021 season. He also revealed that there was a real possibility everything stayed in place permanently thanks to growing support for the current name.

After nearly a year of deliberation, which included receiving input from fans, it seems the Washington Football Team will unveil everything next year.

Wright told The Washington Post this week that the club will unveil a new logo and team name early in 2022, well in advance of that NFL season.
https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/washington_football_team_new_name_reveal_date_set/s1_12680_35347157





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Let’s give the wheel a final spin this week! And it lands on… come on no whammy no whammy no whammy no whammy… stop! Get out of jail? What??? NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Oh wait, I’ve got that get out of jail free card! Sweet! I’m out! Spin it again! And hey it’s time for Red State Diaries!



Welcome back to the segment where we dissect all the things that led up to the 2020 election and where the future of the republican party are headed, Red State Diaries. Last week we brought you an update on right wing nutcase Mike Lindell and his plans to overthrow the 2020 election, which are going about as well as Charlie Brown trying to kick the football. But this week, with MAGA Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-Batshit) getting banned from Twitter yet again for being a really horrible person, she , like all prominent conservatives, is going underground. So we’re going to give you a tour of right wing social media sites. But unfortunately we can’t bring you all the bile and garbage that gets posted on those sites. So instead we’re offering a brief summary of each one so you can see what the right wing is up to. Everyone knows about Parler, and we’ve covered that one extensively here, so we’re going to skip it. Here, we’re talking about lesser known social media platforms. We’re going to start with Gab. So what is Gab? Gab is an online platform that is becoming a far right version of Twitter – with all of the hateful and divisive content you’ve come to expect from these kooks.

Andrew Torba, the founder of the right-leaning social network Gab, has accused Republican former President Donald Trump of endorsing RINO candidates in exchange for financial kickbacks.

"RINO" is an initialism that stands for "Republican in Name Only." It's used as an insult for Republicans who allegedly don't represent the political party's values.

Torba made his comments on the far-right network TruNews.com, a site that has promoted promoting racist, homophobic, Islamophobic and antisemitic views. Torba's comments were highlighted by Right Wing Watch.

In his comments, Torba mentioned his rejection of a business proposal allegedly put forth by Trump in January. Referring to Trump's son-in-law, Torba said that "Jared Kushner's cronies" wanted to make money off of Gab's user data and its email list. Kushner also allegedly wanted Gab to change its user policies to "clean up" the social network's public image, Torba said.
https://www.newsweek.com/gab-founder-andrew-torba-claims-trump-endorses-rinos-financial-kickbacks-1599224




That’s pretty much what far right social media is. And the thing is we can ignore these people all that we want but that’s just going to make them madder. As evidenced with our next social media platform – Dlive! Dlive is a platform that’s equal parts Youtube and Twitter, but with far more racism involved. Like all the platforms that the far right flocks to bills itself as a “freedom of speech” platform. But like all far right platforms, even Dlive has its’ limits!

Growing interest among a host of violent extremists in a lesser-known livestreaming app—one that’s largely geared toward younger gamers—prompted U.S. intelligence officials in January to circulate warnings to federal, state, and local law enforcement agencies only days after the violent siege at the U.S. Capitol.

Analysts charged with keeping tabs on violent extremist organizations warned of streaming service DLive’s rising popularity for “recruitment and propaganda distribution,” while pointing to the app’s use by pro-Trump insurrectionists who breached deep inside the Capitol building on Jan. 6.

On Jan. 15, federal and state officials in San Diego and Central Florida issued a joint intelligence bulletin, saying a host of far-right personalities known for their violent rhetoric were likely drawn to DLive after being banned from mainstream sites such as YouTube. The ability to fundraise using DLive’s micropayment system was likely a key factor.

According to the bulletin, DLive’s in-house currency, known as “lemons,” offered the “means to raise funds to further their extremist agenda,” analysts wrote.
https://gizmodo.com/u-s-intel-officials-eyed-dlive-as-recruitment-vehicle-1847307137




So yeah in case you’re wondering where your far right neighbor who works at a fast food job, yet owns an apartment, an F150, and enough weapons and ammo to take out a small army is getting his money from, look no further than these places! And the ability to monetize has the Feds, the DEA, the DHS, the NSA, and the ATF worried. Yes, when your gun toting neighbors start showing up on federal terrorist watch lists, blame Dlive. And now for our next social media app – the next one on the list is a relative newcomer, GETTR! GETTR is basically Twitter, but more racist.

Just weeks after its launch, the pro-Trump social network GETTR is inundated with terrorist propaganda spread by supporters of Islamic State, according to a POLITICO review of online activity on the fledgling platform.

The social network — started a month ago by members of former President Donald Trump’s inner circle — features reams of jihadi-related material, including graphic videos of beheadings, viral memes that promote violence against the West and even memes of a militant executing Trump in an orange jumpsuit similar to those used in Guantanamo Bay.

The rapid proliferation of such material is placing GETTR in the awkward position of providing a safe haven for jihadi extremists online as it attempts to establish itself as a free speech MAGA-alternative to sites like Facebook and Twitter.

It underscores the challenges facing Trump and his followers in the wake of his ban from the mainstream social media platforms following the Jan. 6 Capitol Hill riots.
https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/02/trump-gettr-social-media-isis-502078




Yeah so actual terrorists started flooding a site used by MAGA terrorists. How about that? I am not surprised in the slightest! And then there’s also Telegram – another far right social media platform with servers based in Russia. Shocker! I know! But for our final free speech alternative we have Frank Speech – the free speech platform owned and operated by Mike Lindell. Yes, creepy Pillow Man, don’t think we’re not letting you get away with this one!

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell held a free rally Monday at Mitchell’s Corn Palace to promote his new website, FrankSpeech.com.

About 1,000 people showed up for the event. Some traveled hours to attend.

The rally featured guest speakers, including 1980s “Saturday Night Live” star Joe Piscopo. Attendees were given a free copy of Lindell’s autobiography, “What Are The Odds,” and his docu-movie, “Absolute Proof: Exposing Election Fraud and the Theft of America.”

Lindell started Frank Speech after he was kicked off Twitter and other platforms. He was banned for spreading conspiracy theories and baseless claims that former President Donald Trump won the 2020 election.

“And that’s where we came up with, about, I don't know, six eight weeks ago now – I said so we've got to come up with a platform to bring the broadcasters over where we can put our voice out and not just me, but all of them -- all the ones that are kicked out of YouTube, the radio stations, the TV, the podcasts, they're all coming over to Frankspeech.com.”
https://listen.sdpb.org/post/mypillow-ceo-promotes-frank-speech-website-corn-palace




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