Well, if I had $2mil, I would want this - Who wouldn't?

[packman]

For $2 Million, a Chance to Spend Eternity Next to Marilyn Monroe and Hugh Hefner

Located at Pierce Brothers Westwood Village Memorial Park in Los Angeles—where celebrities including Natalie Wood and Truman Capote are also buried—the granite crypt was purchased in the 1990s by theatrical composer and lyricist Jerry Herman. But when Mr. Herman died in 2019, he was buried in New Jersey instead, said his goddaughter, Jane Dorian. The family now wants to sell the unused crypt, said Ms. Dorian, who said she is handling the sale on behalf of the family. They will consider bids starting at $2 million.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/burial-crypt-for-sale-los-angeles-11628773222

[Celerity]

1. They should give it free to Trump, with the stipulation he occupies it within 3 months or less.

[Skittles]

2. I wouldn't

WTF

[Enter stage left]

3. Sorry, I wouldn't be interested if I had 2 billion.

cremate me, put my ashes in Slough Creek & the Madison river in Yellowstone.

That's where I'd want to spend eternity.

[Thomas Hurt]

4. yeah, the neighbors might be interesting, but eternity in LA? come on...