Antivaxers Think Their 'Pure' Semen Will Skyrocket in Value.

[multigraincracker]

Only if you want low IQ offspring.



https://www.vice.com/en/article/epn8j4/antivax-semen-fertility-covid-vaccine-safe

Many men assign a massive amount of importance to their own semen. That's not news to anyone: Throughout history, people have believed all kinds of mystical things about cum and its supposed magical powers of longevity, energy, and machismo. Only recently have people who believe these things been able to find each other en masse, online—which is how we get beliefs like "unvaccinated sperm will be the next Bitcoin.”
Unvaccinated conspiracy theorists think that their dick, balls, and cum are more pure than the rest of the population's, and that refusing the COVID-19 vaccine (which has been proven to be nearly 100 percent effective in preventing hospitalization and death from the virus around the world) will make the market value of their semen skyrocket.
It's a particularly popular notion on r/NoNewNormal, an anti-mask, anti-vax subreddit that was quarantined by Reddit this week. "I’m going to retire as a 'cum cow' 🐄" one person wrote in a thread about the sperm theory

[malaise]

1. Most of them can't even find a woman for just plain old

intercourse. OK then

[multigraincracker]

2. I agree, they are jerks.

[CrackityJones75]

10. Actually they are jerkoffs.

[2naSalit]

35. Circle jerks?

[musette_sf]

7. +1

[Cartoonist]

3. Darwin says no.

Who wants a child of an idiot?

[multigraincracker]

4. It's the pure stuff, from

"sperm cows"

[TheBlackAdder]

15. As a result of modern medicine, the weak and defective genes are now allowed to proliferate.

.

In years past, the survival of the fittest applied. Since stupid is rife on the planet, it is now allowed to proliferate, and often out-reproduce. It seems our destiny with Idiocracy is in the cards.

.

[Hortensis]

5. "Pure semen" inflation? You have to admit that if an undersupply of

pure semen occurred Democrats would largely be responsible.

[Solly Mack]

6. E(jaculation)-Bay.

[NickB79]

8. The irony is that COVID can cause erectile dysfunction

Unvaxxed semen ain't gonna be worth crap if you can't get it up

[Mad_Machine76]

30. Covid can apparently live inside the male reproductive system

That semen won’t be very “pure”

[roamer65]

39. And it can cause sterility.

Which would be good in the case on an incel.

[Sympthsical]

9. I just skimmed through "cum cow's" post history

I regret everything and am now dumber for it.

[Kittycatkat]

11. is there no bottom to how revolting these people can be?

[smirkymonkey]

12. Of course! I mean who doesn't want the seed of a grossly overweight, unattractive, genetically

inferior, monumentally stupid, dyed-in-the-wool low-brow, in every way MAGAt?

Women are just tripping over themseves to get at these prizes.

[BlueIdaho]

13. Darwin disagrees.

Why would anyone want their low IQ junk?

[Greybnk48]

14. I'm sure women will clamor for some incel's genetic effluvium. n/t

[Beetwasher.]

16. There Once Was a Man from Zanzibar

Who saved all his sperm in a mayonnaise jar
He let it rot in the sun
‘Til twenty thirty one
Then served it as fine caviar

[multigraincracker]

17. +1

good one.

[Delmette2.0]

18. Euuwwww.

Just euuuuwwwwww. I don't want to think about it long enough to write my concerns.

[Duncanpup]

19. Well back to donating blood

I ruined my baby batter by getting vaccinated

[Duncanpup]

20. This is the best informational post ever

This is my wife at moment laughing her ass off

[marble falls]

21. The big problem is it's the pure semen from an idiot.

[milestogo]

22. Isn't that what incels believe?

That's "pure" semen.

[multigraincracker]

26. They thought it was sea men.

Boats are selling fast.

[FalloutShelter]

23. P.O.E.

Purity of Essence:

[bottomofthehill]

24. Harvested from a corpse...I don't think so

[Swede]

25. Yeah, sperm from the bottom of the gene pool, ain't worth shit.

nt

[Chainfire]

27. Well, they can harvest it in the giant circle jerk that is their philosophy, orchestrated by their

orange-haired Hitler. I hate to disappoint them, but the various farm animals do not pay for semen. I have never seen a pig with a greenback.

[multigraincracker]

33. WOCWAC

where one cums we all cum.

[roamer65]

28. Dog snot has more value than their low grade semen.

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Why would any woman want to be impregnated with that crap?

[Initech]

29. Shit. Just when I think people can't sink any lower...

New frontiers are reached almost daily!

[tanyev]

31. Oh, they think this will fix their incel problem.

That’s why they’re so desperate to believe these lies.

[Thunderbeast]

32. I have a vision of pickup trucks (with flags of course) parked outside of a dairy barn

Inside, "donors" hooked up to milking machines.

Dairy farmer liquidated their cows for this HUGE new revenue opportunity.

This is how to "scale up" this lucrative business venture.

(I should probably not post before my third cup of coffee)

[Vinca]

34. Great. They can do their raspy, weepy "I was wrong" ICU video while jerking off.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

36. From the Hoarse Whisperer

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[maxrandb]

37. How many millions...err...I mean Billions

did I throw away in High School?

[Blue Owl]

38. They would, wouldn't they....

[vercetti2021]

40. Are these the same idiots that can't get laid?

You know the incels the nice guys...