Unmask Our Kids!

[Jim G.]

[EarlG]

1. Screw it

Just send them back down the mines!

It’s character building.

[MyOwnPeace]

3. Ha! I see what you did there!

The "Canaries are Cool" coalition is gonna' be picketing outside your "Kids for Koal" office!!!

[Kev80]

23. Ah, yes!

The Breaker Boys. Picking out the shale at 5 years of age. Gotta earn that 10 cents a day for a 12 hour shift.

[Walleye]

2. Bring back lawn darts

[I_UndergroundPanther]

5. I used to have a set of lawn darts..

Yes bring a shitload of them to the south.

Watch the ensuing melee when someone gets hurt and they can't get hospital care because of all the coronavirus anti vaxx idiots taking up ER's..

[MLAA]

14. And if they survive the darts let them play in traffic!

[rurallib]

4. If they can walk, then they can smoke, by gawd.

[MLAA]

13. LOL Camels, no filters none of that menthol filtered pablum!

[ShazzieB]

15. No, no, bring on the menthols!

Those are the worst ones!

https://www.mdanderson.org/cancerwise/menthol-cigarettes--the-food-and-drug-administration-fda-ban-and-why-they-are-more-harmful.h00-159460056.html

[MLAA]

16. Omg, I had forgotten that!

And maybe we can find some of those old lighters that use to catch on fire!

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. Those warnings on plastic bags about Suffocation Danger are pretty much the Holocaust (nt)

[Jim G.]

8. Yeah, Don't Even Get Me Started On Those Safety Caps

[Hugh_Lebowski]

10. Did you know Karl Marx invented those? True story!1!! (nt)

[MiniMe]

7. ...

[Tomconroy]

9. They are demanding we bring back my childhood. Don't

Want that to happen for a lot of reasons.

[struggle4progress]

11. Thalidomide really calms pregnant mothers!

[struggle4progress]

12. Sooth your baby's cough with morphine and chloroform!

... Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup ... contained morphine 65 mg per ounce, as well as alcohol. One teaspoonful had the morphine content equivalent to 20 drops of laudanum (opium tincture); and it was recommended that babies 6 months old receive no more than 2-3 drops of laudanum. One teaspoonful contained enough morphine to kill the average child ... leading to the syrup's nickname: the baby killer ...

https://www.pharmacytimes.com/view/pharmacys-past-the-soothing-syrup-known-for-causing-death-in-thousands-of-babies-

[Shermann]

19. A little dab'll do ya! nt

[keithbvadu2]

17. Let Lauren Boebert's husband expose himself to your children.

Let Lauren Boebert's husband expose himself to your children.

Let Josh Duggar babysit your children.

[Initech]

18. Take that, safety boy!

[StarryNite]

20. And when all of this goes into effect...

I want to shoot my guns into the air in celebration! WooHoo!

[Treefrog]

21. Ha, my first bike had no brakes.

Never mind helmets or any of that silliness.

[marieo1]

22. Right On

Exactly............this is just how stupid some people are. We, as parents, have taken these measures to protect our children and teach our children how to protect their own children and on and on. Human race is different today, tho!! If people don't complain about one thing, they complain about another.

[liberalla]

24. Now this? I really like!

[elleng]

25. Saw that sign returning from dinner, almost ran it over on their lawn.

'Fortunately,' this is what I saw next:

[kairos12]

26. Defy Stop Lights.

Use lighters to find gas leaks. God created fire.

Rabies is natural. Don't vaccinate.

Don't brush off fire ants eating your face, they are God's creatures.

Don't take swim lessons. You are not a fish.