Mike Lindell, still in Trump's good graces, has new prediction: reinstatement by New Year's

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Pillow magnate-turned-election conspiracy theorist Mike Lindell has a new prediction: Donald Trump will be back in the Oval Office by New Year's Eve.

For months, Lindell floated August as the deadline for Trump's reinstatement, landing on Aug. 13 as the day Joe Biden's electoral victory would be thrown out. Though the 13th passed without any developments and his South Dakota "cyber symposium" fell flat, the infamous MyPillow CEO is still in Trump's good graces — earning a glowing endorsement from the previous commander-in-chief at a packed rally in Cullman, Alabama, Saturday night.

"[Mike Lindell is] a patriot, a wonderful man, a man who puts his guts into everything. A man that they don't treat properly. He's smart; he loves his country so much," Trump said, to cheers from the crowd. "He's willing to die for this country." /snip

https://www.salon.com/2021/08/22/mike-lindell-still-in-trumps-good-graces-has-new-prediction-reinstatement-by-new-years/

BWA-HA-HA!!!!!

Yeah, that's the ticket!

[bearsfootball516]

1. Well, that's exactly how a cult works.

Set a date for a big event, then when it doesn’t happen, just keep pushing the date out further. Rinse and repeat.

[LiberatedUSA]

2. Would he be willing to wager on it?

His net worth vs mine. End of the year.

[Jilly_in_VA]

12. Go ahead, bet your company, Mike!

It's worth next to nothing now anyway.

[underpants]

3. Now this is really going to change Anderson and Andy's Time Square countdown show.

[shanti]

4. Lindell, dude

just STFU and sit down. His 15 minutes is long up.

[wcmagumba]

5. Lumpell and Drumph are like conspiracy rivers to their people....

"I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden treasure, yet I am poor! Because *I* am a river to my people!" Anthony Quinn: Auda Abu Tayi in "Lawrence of Arabia"

Don't know what made me think of this line from the movie, I guess it is just the unbridled arrogance and lies of narcissists in positions of power...

[Shermann]

6. I assume the Four Seasons Total Landscaping venue is booked for the reinstatement ceremony? nt

[Chainfire]

7. He puts his "guts" into everything because he has no brain to offer.

Just more of the cult of Trump Republicanism.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Gee, How Convenient

Every prediction turns out to be the nothing it was the whole time. And, all one has to do is say it again & move the date. And, none of the cult notices.

[OldBaldy1701E]

9. I wish you guys could see

the stores he has here. They are literally plastered with cardboard standees of him hawking his products. There is more imagery of him than there is of the pillows. Ya know, on second thought, you probably don't want to see any of it. I know I don't and I do not try to look at the store when I pass it. But, even at a peripheral glance, all you see is him!

(He also runs thirty minute infomercials as well. Very scary.)

[C_U_L8R]

10. And the grift continues

Magats are simply too dumb to catch on. What suckers.

[sarcasmo]

11. Change the date continue the grift.

[viva la]

13. Notice Trump thinks 'his country' Trump

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I thought the Supreme Court was going to meet and declare Trump president?

Or maybe that Trump was still president and Biden was faking?

Then there was that great theory that Trump had had plastic surgery to look like Biden and actually was running things. (This theory tends to collapse even among the total nuts because, well, why, how, when.)

[GoCubsGo]

14. Mike Lindell is in DIRE need of an intervention.

Either he's using again, or his past drug use has fucked up his brain so badly that he no longer has a grasp on reality. It's a goddamn shame that nobody wants to step up and get him the help he so desperately needs. Does he not have any family who cares what happens to him?

[Vinca]

15. "Buy Your Trump 2022 Pillow Today!"

[cayugafalls]

16. SOP for Christian extremists. They've been predicting Armageddon since Jesus died.

Every time the prediction falls flat, they move the goal posts...fucking morons.

[Jim__]

17. Would you believe ...

[smirkymonkey]

18. How stupid are these people?

[brooklynite]

19. To be followed by: reinstatement by GREEK ORTHODOX New Years...

[dalton99a]

20. The True Believers

[LW1977]

21. Okay Mike..

[TlalocW]

22. I've mentioned before

How I've fallen into a YouTube rabbit hole of "prophets" who all have predicted the same thing (except for one - he's actually somewhat smart and knows how the prophecy con is run). And yes, I troll (YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME!). It's a really interesting group think dynamic... also worrisome.

TlalocW

[struggle4progress]

23. Let's all sing one for Mike

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

24. LOL!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

25. Sucking that glass dick again AKA smoking crack.

[SoonerPride]

26. If he's willing to die I say

Go ahead !

[Celerity]

27. Grifter seditionist says wot.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. News years of which year or century?

[area51]

29. Long past time for a psychiatric exam of Mike Lindell. n/t

[Initech]

30. Let's face it, they're Lucy holding the football in front of Charlie Brown at this point.