"Jesus did what now?"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

1. "Jesus came inside me"?

Not gonna touch that one....



"Assholes live forever"?

[rurallib]

10. biblically

I have no idea what that means

[Hekate]

2. The snark just -- no, I can't even

[stillcool]

3. that has potential

A Pornographic Bible!

[lindysalsagal]

4. Jesus was probably his first name....

Didn't ask for his last name, did you?

[keithbvadu2]

5. Too bad it does not work.

People have died with such protection.

Many are lucky and have not died.

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It's satire/farce/parody.

https://lindafinegold.com/

[GoneOffShore]

19. Spoilsport.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. Found engraved on a restroom wall in an ancient tavern excavation in Jerusalem.

"Jesus came inside me" in Aramaic. The 'ole boy got around, don't ya know.......

That signature card once again proves that preachers do get paid to do funerals......


KY

[48656c6c6f20]

7. So. Holy Fuck?

[crimsonandclover]

8. Thy rod, thy staff, they comfort me.

[DenaliDemocrat]

9. "Do not put the Lord, thy God, to the test".

- Jesus

Mathew 4.7 Throw that in their Bible thumping faces

[WhiskeyGrinder]

11. Satire card from a shitty satire company.

[nilram]

18. link??

Always looking for shitty satire. Seriously.

[GoneOffShore]

20. It's seriously shitty. Just had a look.

[lunatica]

12. Jesus loves idiots too.

Don’t ask why. Heaven only knows

[luckone]

13. Thanks ! I saw someone today from the back +their T shirt had the Assholes Live Forever on it

I mentioned to my family not really they been dropping dead pretty quick especially some of them asshole RW radio creeps. I did not know what it was about and did not think of satire . I figured it was some assholism thing but should of known better considering where I saw it
Now I wish I had seen the front of the shirt ☹️

[left-of-center2012]

14. Been posted before. It's fake. n/t

[Nevilledog]

16. Obviously fake, but I bet some mouth breather has it in their pocket....lol

[LuckyCharms]

15. Now,

instead of Ivermectin, they'll be badgering pharmacists for vials of Jesus cum.

[Iggo]

17. Um...