Conservative Self-owns

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Aristus]

1. Hit the nail right on the head there, Captain Neckbeard!

I assume a retraction will be issued just as soon as you can figure out what you just wrote...

[Wounded Bear]

5. I know you think you understand what you thought I said...

but I'm not sure that what you heard was exactly what I meant.

[Wounded Bear]

2. That's kind of the point...

[treestar]

3. Oh, is that all?

[Ocelot II]

4. Ummm.... yeah. That's what vaccines are for.

I don't want a mild case either, but mostly and primarily I don't want to wind up in the hospital on a ventilator and/or croak. And that's why I got vaccinated.

[zuul]

6. "help keep you from dying or hospitalization"

like that's a bad thing.

[GoodRaisin]

7. Light bulb half coming on, trying to break through

the stupid in this one.

[sanatanadharma]

8. If the vaccine doesn't guarantee 100% protection, it is worth death to be the 'real man'

For those who smoke Pall Malls unfiltered, the idea of not risking death from contacting Covid-21 (sic) doesn't compute.
If the vaccine doesn't guarantee 100% protection, it is worth death to be the 'real man'.

[HAB911]

9. DUH

[Thomas Hurt]

10. That tool has a keen sense of the obvious

[Corgigal]

11. Difference

between the infection and the disease.

Almost as...genius.

[genxlib]

12. I won't even grant him the premise

Vaccinated can contract and spread.

But is no where near "just as easily"

So he gets that wrong as well.

[frogmarch]

13. But, but...I don't want to be hospitized! :O

[czarjak]

14. OANed!

[Nevilledog]

15. I love that!