"Covid is just the world's decongestant." . . . Please come CAPTION FL Gov. Ron DeSantis!!!

[skip fox]

Ron (Governor Death) DeSantis is saying: "In order to cut down on social distancing, I'm ordered all restaurants and bars to run at 150% capacity at least. . . . It's important to implement this policy immediately because Greg Abbott in Texas has outlawed more mask bans than we have in Florida and the presidential primaries will begin before we know it."

[underpants]

1. MF'er 😡 from another Mother

[LisaL]

4. More like everybody is positive.

NT

[underpants]

5. Well played.

[Jilly_in_VA]

2. "Whee! It's a contest!"

"I'm in competition with Governor Hot Wheels, Governor Billy Bob, and those guys in Mississippi and Louisiana who don't hardly matter at all, to see who can fill the most hospital beds!"

[NJCher]

3. hey

fill the most hospital beds!"

you ain't nuttin' until you have them curled up in the fetal position on a library floor.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. "The shark was sighted on its way to Bermuda. So the beach is open to the public."