Hemlock. Poke. Oleander. Perhaps those on face book and similar could start discussing

[niyad]

the efficacy of these natural remedies in treating covid?

[hatrack]

1. Don't forget wisteria and moonflower!

Powerful stuff, I hear . . .

[niyad]

2. Of course. How remiss of me. We do want to give them every chance.

[Walleye]

4. Wow I'm rich. I had tons of moonflowers on my vine last night

[GPV]

5. Castor beans, digitalis, azure monks hood, belladonna

[niyad]

12. Thank you. Must definitely add them to the list.

[csziggy]

24. Coral beans (aka Cherokee beans) and nightshade

Both of which I have growing here.

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. Worked okay for Poke Sallet Annie. Not so much for her granny.

(Chomp. Chomp chomp.)

[Hugin]

8. I must admit.

I had to search.

A poke is what on Earth?

The only advice with which I was armed was to not procure porcine in such a situation.

Among the meanings both arcane and common, noun and verb, adjective and adverb, present and participle.

I did find meaning.

But, one which was certainly not safe for work.

[Chainfire]

9. It is a plant with leaves that look like tobacco leaves and pretty purple berries in big pods.

It grows wild around here. It likes the edge of the wood lines.

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.MqfOHcrKZxP2MZ8al3FFFAAAAA?pid=ImgDet&rs=1

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. It helps to have Tony Joe White available for playback in a synapse or two.

I've given up on trying to figure out what triggers some of them.

[Hugin]

16. I've given up trying to quell the isolation induced clanging...

and to just go with it.

Thanks for the new one.

I guess Elvis did a cover on it, too.

[MuseRider]

14. I thought the

gator got her granny, chomp chomp chomp!

LOL, love that song. Poke grows all over the place around my farm. Cool looking plant I think. Gets really big.

[3Hotdogs]

6. Don't let this out.... as my mother used to say when reading the crap she subscribed to,

"This is stuff they don't want you to know about."

Anyways, Sun dried cat turds.... I've been giving 'em to my neighbors up and down the block and ain't none of 'em got the Rona. Now I've got some left that I can spare and I can probably Sun dry a few more and...

for only $29.95 plus shipping and handling (don't forget the handling)...but ya gotta hurry. Once Rona catches you, it's too late.

Send your money order (no checks or credit card) to:

3Hotdogs
666 Holier Than Thou Lane
Jumpin Jesus, Texas, 69696

[niyad]

10. It is so thoughtful of you to care for your neighbors like that.

[Ocelot II]

7. Dolls-eyes (white baneberry) will do the trick.

[niyad]

11. Excellent

[mainer]

15. Belladonna: beautiful blue berries!

(In truth, the plant is said to be antiseptic if applied topically.)

We won't tell the anti-vaxxers that the other name for Belladonna is Deadly Nightshade.

[niyad]

18. Shhhhh

[Swede]

17. We used to call rabbit turds "smartening up pills".

They cover the ground in the bushes.

[niyad]

19. Had forgotten those.

[central scrutinizer]

20. Amanitas are also a good choice.

[niyad]

21. Yes, of course.

[mopinko]

22. iirc, oleander went around.

seems to me i read that here.

[IcyPeas]

23. I think it was My Pillow guy who was touting it ... Mike Lindell

[mopinko]

25. yes. now i remember.

toxic shit. prolly why it didnt catch on.

[niyad]

32. Yes, you did. It was covered thoroughly some time back.

[FrankBooth]

26. Another natural alternative to vaccines

I'm not sure how well it "treats" COVID, but if you ingest a whole lot of peyote, you really won't give a shit about your breathing troubles for at least 10-12 hours. And it's totally natural.

[niyad]

31. This is very true. Adding this to the list.

[Solly Mack]

27. Maybe, but I think it would give us greater pleasure for them start drinking horse piss -

from a horse that has been treated with Ivermectin, of course.

Someone can post about how horses break down Ivermectin in their bodies, using only what benefits them and then expelling through their urine the components that are beneficial to humans.

Tell them that what acts as an excipient in Ivermectin for horses is the ingredient that allows humans to mitigate the effects of Covid - 19, and it is that component that a horse treated with Ivermectin expels in their urine.

The urine can then be boiled, allowed to cool, then mixed with mineral oil - and maybe a little sugar for taste.

3, 8 ounce glasses a day to get the best results.

Tell them the mineral oil acts as a soothing agent for the stomach and this allows the urine mixture to pass through to the bloodstream easier and do its job more efficiently.


Or not.

Maybe I'm a little strange.

[niyad]

29. No, you are a LOT strange, which is why we love you.

I think that you should post this to face book.

[Solly Mack]

33. Nah. Sounds almost believable enough. They might just do it.

I'd feel guilty between giggles.

[niyad]

35. True. We might choke on the popcorn.

[ProfessorGAC]

28. People Are Saying....

...inhaling methyl diisocyanate stops COVID in it's tracks, too.
Stops the person inhaling it, but that's better than taking the vax.
Disclaimer: People should absolutely not inhale MDI. I shouldn't have to add this but, there are some real idiots out there.

[niyad]

30. You are so considerate.

[niyad]

34. Since we have all weighed in, does this count as peer-reviewed?

[LeftInTX]

36. Sago palm seeds

Bright red, just like Republicans

[niyad]

38. Excellent

[LeftInTX]

37. Potassium cyanide should work

[niyad]

39. That, too.