So you're a MAGAt and you've been bitten by a dog or a fox

[malaise]

The animal tested positive for rabies - do you reject the vaccine?

[EYESORE 9001]

1. Yes - reject the vaccine

and then make a list of people I’m gonna bite.

[KS Toronado]

2. Absolutely...rabies is a fake disease made up by Democrats.

That's what they'll say.

[FM123]

3. Good question!

I saw the lady from Weston on the local news who got bit by the rabid fox stating how important it was for her to get vaccinated right away. Needless to say, I don't think she was a magat.....

[malaise]

18. I saw her

That's why I started the thread

[FM123]

27. We were both watching news at same time!

[Midnight Writer]

4. It's extremely rare for a dog to have rabies. Don't know what happened, but cases just went away.

Like a miracle.

[Nevilledog]

6. *snicker*

[malaise]

13. Good one

[dweller]

5. Poor dog

or fox …

RIP


✌🏻

[dameatball]

7. Either way, we need more foxes.

[lagomorph777]

17. They keep the mice down, which keeps the ticks down.

[JHB]

8. You cut yourself using a tool - do you bind the wound?

You break an arm in an accident - do you have it set?


I mean, clearly, God wanted you to have that injury for a purpose. Who are you to interfere with His plan?

[malaise]

14. You do your own research and set it

[DBoon]

9. No. You find a feminist Democrat and blame her for using witchcraft

Science was used to develop vaccines. Modern science is a product of the Enlightenment which you completely reject.

[Zambero]

10. Since God has given them an immune system

They wouldn't really need any mind-controlling vaccine. Just put a band-aid on it!

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. I believe Band-Aids are the preferred treatment for melanoma. nt

[hlthe2b]

11. If they develop the uncontrollable agitated rage associated with rabies--how could we tell?

[malaise]

15. Coughing with laughter

literally

[Walleye]

12. I was bitten by a stray dog years ago and took all20 rabies shot in the arm over the course of weeks

Never hesitated for a second, even though the chances were slim the dog had it. I don’t see why people are willing to mess around with this disease either. To me there’s a mass insanity around this thing

[malaise]

16. This question is not for you

You are not a MAGAt

[Walleye]

23. I know I forgot they are just not normal people

[Midnight Writer]

19. I'd reject the test. No testing means no positive case.

[malaise]

22. Hehehehehhe

That person will be "Cained".

[andym]

20. They have already been bitten by a fox: Fox News

and there is no vaccine for that kind of rabid disease.

[malaise]

21. You win the thread

[Vinca]

24. How could a doctor tell the difference between a rabid dog and a MAGAt anyway?

Give the dog the shot.

[malaise]

26. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. ...

[LiberatedUSA]

29. Well...

…if you advocate for healthy lunches, they’ll go to McDonald’s and load up on fat.

I like how they think. Advocate for healthy eyes, ears and tongues; maybe they’ll all become blind, deaf mutes.