The hell with that horse dewormer - Now, they should explore getting scorpion stings

[packman]

Deadly scorpion venom could help defeat new COVID variants

Scorpion venom may hold the key to stopping the coronavirus pandemic, a new study reveals. Researchers from the University of Aberdeen say the potentially fatal toxins the animals produce can help scientists create a “fascinating cocktail” which destroys germs — such as COVID-19’s grow list of new variants.

Animal venom has been an ingredient in traditional medicines across the world. These potent neurotoxins — which can kill other animals and even humans — also have antibacterial and antiviral properties too.

https://www.studyfinds.org/scorpion-ven


om-covid-variants/

[Walleye]

1. Let the internet geniuses do their own research on this. A few stings won't hurt much

[Eyeball_Kid]

2. MO BROOKS gets the first sting! n/t

[Ligyron]

3. I hear sticking your finger in a 220 outlet w wet, bare feet does the trick.

many people are saying this…

Fries those little viruses dead in no time.

[Grokenstein]

10. Ha! Now we just need

Michelle Obama to go on television and oppose it, and the continental US will stink of burning back hair for days as the national I.Q. skyrockets overnight.

[Ligyron]

12. bwahaha!

[Buns_of_Fire]

4. Ivermectin is just SO last month.

And hydroxychloroquine is now banished to "huh?" territory.

Attention, Internet/Faux Doctors: The latest upcoming Covid treatment is... Leeches.

[lagomorph777]

6. That's so antiquated.

The modern approach to bloodletting is a nice barber's straight razor. Try to wipe the worst of the rust off first.

[Diamond_Dog]

9. No, leave the rust on!

It cures your iron deficiency AND Covid all in one …. slash!

[Nevilledog]

5. Silly....Arsenic is the real cure.

Fact: nobody who takes a generous dose of arsenic will ever be sick again.

[Blue Owl]

7. And some good ol' fashioned poisonous snake handling -- Praise Jezus!!!

[GoCubsGo]

8. I give it 3 days, at most, before we see our first

"Person hospitalized with scorpion sting to cure COVID-19" story.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

11. Such vile creatures ... hate those fuckers ...

I do however find it really trippy they're more closely related to spiders than they are to crabs. Wonder if scientists miscast them as crustaceans for a long time? Guessing they probably did.