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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In his latest bid to prevent the House Select Committee to Investigate the January 6th Attack from obtaining relevant documents, Donald Trump has claimed diplomatic immunity in his capacity as a representative of the Russian government.
According to Trumps legal argument, his status as a Russian official during his four years in the White House makes all documents produced during his tenure property of the Russian Federation.
Any attempt by the U.S. to seize Russian property will be seen as an act of war, a letter from Trumps legal team reads.
While Trump waits to see if his claim of diplomatic immunity succeeds, he is also prepared to argue that, having once hired Rudolph Giuliani as his attorney, he would be justified in pleading insanity.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-informs-january-6th-committee-he-has-diplomatic-immunity-as-representative-of-russia
Thomas Hurt
(13,903 posts)marble falls
(57,355 posts)marble falls
(57,355 posts)RKP5637
(67,112 posts)czarjak
(11,301 posts)badhair77
(4,222 posts)The man knows no limits.
NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)rickyhall
(4,889 posts)patphil
(6,230 posts)But in all good humor (not the ice cream) there's a kernel of truth.
monkeyman1
(5,109 posts)Aussie105
(5,444 posts)If he has a spare one, with the name Vladimr Ivanocich Trump, and in Russian text, feel free to string him from the nearest lamppost as a Russian spy!
Borowitz never goes far enough. Neither does the Onion. Try harder, guys!
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)Trump Tower in New York City is full of Russians. He just has to press the "down" elevator button.
MontanaMama
(23,357 posts)grantcart
(53,061 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,743 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
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LetMyPeopleVote
(145,667 posts)uponit7771
(90,367 posts)DFW
(54,448 posts)It can't work, as he wasn't a Russian citizen while in office.
The insanity plea for having hired Giuliani, on the other hand, seem a perfectly plausible defense.