Not that I want to awaken a sleeping whatever... where is the Queen of 'Be Best'?

[CurtEastPoint]

[Scrivener7]

1. Somewhere in Hungary, drinking the blood of virgins.

[betsuni]

2. Back to her regular life of grooming and shopping.

She did the bare minimum of First Lady things.

[CurtEastPoint]

5. oh! but she brought...what was it? Oh, right... 'class' and 'dignity' to the White House. Right...

[Hortensis]

3. Hiding. Just googled her name, and Google's only recent "top story" was about

Ivanka tRump from the South China Post.

I'm sure she's even more glad to turn her back on an unadmiring nation than we are to have her behind us. And that's saying a lot.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Did you check the pool boy's cabana?

[SergeStorms]

6. The Washington rumor mill....

had her cozying up to a certain Secret Service agent in her FLOTUS detail.

Whether said agent remains "on duty" at Mar-ma-lardo is unknown.

I'd bet money she no longer allows the sweaty orange pig anywhere near her. I think she renegotiated the prenup after the Stormy Daniels news hit the press. She had a lot of leverage at that point, and I believe PigBoy ended up paying far more than $130,000 for his little romp with Stormy.

[Grammy23]

7. Well, if there's anything she's good at --

It is negotiating a deal. Back during the Stormy Daniel’s brouhaha Melania used her leverage to drive a hard bargain. You know she isn’t going to let an opportunity go by without feathering her own nest. tRump probably paid through the nose for that debacle. If Mel ever decides to write a tell all, the pages will probably spontaneously ignite.

[SergeStorms]

9. Trump probably negotiated......

a deal where any details of his marriage to Malaria can't be released until 50 years after his death.

Sort of like all the Kennedy assassination evidence that we still haven't seen in totality, almost 60 after the fact.

[Wounded Bear]

13. trump never did nothing without an NDA in place...

[rurallib]

8. I wonder if she thinks the orange asshole would ever pay her a nickel

of any divorce settlement. He doesn't pay bills, why would he pay her?

[MineralMan]

10. I Really Don't Care. Do U?

[lagomorph777]

11. In the shop for an oil change and firmware upgrade

[Wounded Bear]

14. That's a really funny bit...

[samnsara]

16. i loved that clip!!

[Paladin]

12. It's OK if I don't give a shit, right?

Thanks, that's what I thought...

[Midnight Writer]

15. She's probably staying busy by hiding all the M&Ms in the area.

[Arazi]

17. Barron's in school down the street from MAL so I'm sure Melanie is there too