Thanksgiving prep - if you hear anything about "M&M Sex Parties"

[underpants]

This is almost certainly the source.

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[FakeNoose]

1. Bizarre!

[leftstreet]

2. How would he get the M&Ms to stay put?

er...

okay I'm done thinking about it

[viva la]

3. Duh, he's been vaxxed,

So he's mmmagnetic.

[underpants]

9. LMAO

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

13. DUzy!

[Best_man23]

16. This makes me want to get a 5G router for the house

Put it in, and when the Laws come and see the 5G, tell em its from the Covid microchip.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Now Tucker Carson's going to try that

[11 Bravo]

8. It said "M&Ms" (plural). I'm pretty sure Tuckems would only have room for one.

[vercetti2021]

5. Sounds like fun!

I'll bring the pretzel M&M's!!

[Trueblue1968]

11. SEX GAMES !!!! M & M .... i like it

from movie 9 TO 5 ........

[Ohio Joe]

6. Everyone knows M&M's are far too small...

They get stuck and you have to wait for them to melt... Don't ask how I know that

I suggest chocolate covered cherries

[Bayard]

7. "It melts in your mouth, not in your hands"

Puts a whole new spin on that slogan.

[LakeArenal]

10. Yikes!!!!😂

[Midnight Writer]

12. Melania is scrambling around, frantically hiding all the M&Ms within miles.

[Shermann]

14. I heard Van Halen had M&M sex parties backstage

Pretty raunchy, but no going "down to brown town" at those.

[Withywindle]

15. The green ones are Martian horny pills

Or so I was told by my classmates in middle school.

[RainCaster]

17. Peanut or plain?

[Nictuku]

18. Even if it was true

Even if this M&M story is true, who fucking cares? I thought what people did in the privacy of their homes was ... well, private? This is so ridiculous. OMG, someone used candy with sex!!! Who will protect the children?!?!

Good Grief.

[struggle4progress]

19. The blind owner of the M&M repair shop who found these M&Ms says

he's pretty sure somebody who he thought looked like Hunter dropped them off; and their appearance is consistent with having been on an erection during a sex-party with prostitutes!

[maxsolomon]

20. FFS.

There is no bottom of the barrel they won't scrape.

They have WH Press Credentials.