Trump plans first post-presidency book

[demmiblue]

Former President Trump plans his first post-presidency book — "Our Journey Together," featuring 300+ official White House photographs.

Don Jr. tells Axios: "My father picked every single photo in this book, wrote all the captions, including some by hand."

The coffee-table book includes Trump at the border wall and with Kim Jong-un, and behind-the-scenes family photos.

The book is from Winning Team Publishing — a venture formed by Don Jr. and Sergio Gor, with plans to publish more MAGA authors.

https://www.axios.com/trump-book-coffee-table-29bcec81-74d3-4eef-975d-c529002bdf29.html

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[Scottie Mom]

1. Will it come with a complimentary set of crayons?

🖍 Asking for a Republican neighbor.

[NanceGreggs]

4. It does.

And all of the orange crayons are labelled as "flesh tone".

[Scottie Mom]

6. What a great reply!

I LOL’ed loudly!

[Walleye]

2. Are they making a profit on the official White House photos?

[Comfortably_Numb]

3. How thoughtful. Something for the magats to color in. And of course pay for. Always the grift.

[Vinca]

5. There must be a whole chapter devoted to GQP members of Congress in their knee pads.

[underpants]

7. I honestly LOL'ed at the subject line.

Ooh wrote captions by hand huh? Crayon or his Klan gathering signature?

[agingdem]

8. and a book cover testimonial from

Adolph Hitler himself...

[MiHale]

9. Sounds like Jr.is awful proud of dad being able to point to pictures ...

And extremely ecstatic daddy can write without help.

[MurrayDelph]

33. When official Trump buildings were in the design phase

Trump's greatest joy was looking at swatches in order to choose the what was usually the tackiest option.

[Solly Mack]

10. Can't say they don't know their audience.

Lots of pictures, few words.

[GoCubsGo]

11. A picture is worth a thousand words.

A giant crane with a huge American flag that looks like it's about to fall down and pummel the people under it In the background is a bunch of storm clouds that look like they're going to unleash Hell on the ones who don't get creamed by the falling crane.

Was this the rally where everyone was forced to stand for hours in the rain? Or, was it the one where they were bused out to some airport in the middle of nowhere, and forced to walk back for miles in sub-freezing temperatures? How mentally damaged does one have to be to continue worshiping that orange shitstain after that kind of shit, let alone after all the other damage he's done?

[hatrack]

24. Well, "The Storm", you know . . . gotta keep the Qrons' cash flowing

[orleans]

37. +1 k&r nt

[Crazyleftie]

12. Tell me truthfully

who is the ghost writer...

[MacKasey]

13. What an accomplishment, by hand!

Did he use one hand or two?

[onethatcares]

14. so the Mercers step in

and buy them all, tfg sues the NYT for not putting him on the best seller list and life goes on.

[NCjack]

15. He needs a ghost writer -- one that understands that TFG does not pay.

[Tanuki]

26. Meredith McIver, maybe?

[NCjack]

29. Perfect choice.

[tanyev]

16. Wow, and it's not easy for those tiny little hands to use a great big Sharpie.

[LaMouffette]

17. What, no pictures of him posing with Stormy Daniels? Or of Melania, buck butterball naked?

[doc03]

19. Lets hope it is not a pop-up book nt

[LaMouffette]

21. BWAAAH HA, HA! I almost spewed coffee on my keyboard over that one!

Thanks, doc03!

[Norbert]

18. Does it come with any covfefe and hamberder recipes?

[Atticus]

20. I hope they include my favorite Trump pic. You know, that on of him climbing up the steps to AF One

while dragging several feet of toilet paper from his shoe.

[Xavier Breath]

22. That should be opposite of the pic of him

traversing that darn slippery ramp.

[Colgate 64]

23. Look for it to be in the "Book" section of Dollar Stores

by Easter.

[FakeNoose]

25. Chump won't write a single word of it - why does he call himself an "author"?

This book will be designed by a committee... ghostwritten by an unknown writer ... the photos have been taken (mostly) by White House photographers and perhaps some from network media releases. Chump will get all the credit, and he will have done none of the work.

Does any of this sound familiar?

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

27. Haven't we seen this episode before...

[Wounded Bear]

28. First? They're expecting more?

[Initech]

36. Well they did take away his social media accounts...

I assume this is the only way he can get his message out there, save for carrier pigeons!

[DeeNice]

30. more MAGA authors?

wait, what???

[gratuitous]

31. Look for it in a remainder bin near you!

[PatSeg]

32. Whoa, that isn't from The Onion?

[Passenger]

34. Uh oh. Trump has a big problem coming up ...

No one will want to play him in the movie.

Maybe a cartoon with himself doing the voice?

[lpbk2713]

35. He's put in a large order for Crayolas.

They had better get their money first before they ship it.