Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Christie's book has only sold

[malaise]

about 2,000 copies. Publisher won't break even. Biggest flop in memory

Per Ari

[MontanaMama]

1. ETTD.

Chris Christie let himself be touched. Hence his book died.

[True Dough]

2. It's only because the book was misunderstood

Christie needs better marketing advice!

[malaise]

5. Hahahahahahha - Ari pointed out that Obama's memoir had sold over a million copies in the

same amount of time

[electric_blue68]

27. Bwaaahahahhaaaaaaa

[OAITW r.2.0]

42. Christie in a extra-large nutshell. nt

[Blue Owl]

45. Great cartoon!

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. Another dream of Presidential aspirations shattered.

Oh well, enjoy your non-popularity.

[Claustrum]

6. Don't rule out another run from him.

He probably wants campaign funds to buy his books to give out for free at his campaign stops. He gotta make some money somehow.

[malaise]

16. Has no chance

Effin' has been - they shoudl stamp Bridgegate across his face

[electric_blue68]

29. I lived near the GWB for decades...

we'd either be driven over it, or take the bus over it.

So a bit personal for me.

[malaise]

31. I can imagine

It was his doing

[electric_blue68]

32. 👍 Our local public radio had tons of reports

[SergeStorms]

41. When everyone in the state of New Jersey.....

wants to deny your existence, you can pretty well kiss any career goodbye.

Buh-bye Chris.

[Claustrum]

4. Whoever gave him that book deal is dumb and probably should lose their job soon

Who is the target audience for Chris? Democrats hate him. Trumpers hate him as well after he abandoned ship.

[malaise]

8. I'm enjoying the flop

Eff this horrible man

[Claustrum]

10. I am with you.

It still boggles my mind how he is still viable for any political jobs after bridgegate. Yes, he didn't get convicted but anyone with half a brain knew he was behind it all.

[malaise]

12. So true

Should have been banished from politics

[lame54]

7. Couldn't even...

Sell his weight in books

[malaise]

9. Hehehehehehehe

couldn't even find some idiot PAC to buy it

[malaise]

11. Have fun - enjoy! Chris Christie's Book Flops And Sells Just 2,000 Copies

https://www.politicususa.com/2021/11/29/chris-christies-book-flops-and-sells-just-2000-copies.html

https://www.dailykos.com/story/2021/11/29/2066631/-Looks-Like-Chris-Christie-Will-Need-Corporate-Welfare-To-Sell-His-S-y-Book-It-s-A-FLOP

https://bipartisanreport.com/2021/11/29/chris-christie-humiliated-after-book-sales-crash-burn/

Off to the dollar store

[H2O Man]

47. Gracious!

That should cover the entire campaign expenses of his 2024 campaign.

[demmiblue]

13. ...

Link to tweet

[malaise]

15. I'm lovin' it

[H2O Man]

48. Earlier today,

in response to your kind comment on my OP, my answer mentioned the Blue Meanies from the movie "Yellow Sibmarine." Chris Christie is in that movie, as well, as a Snapping Turtle Turk.

[malaise]

49. Ha

He's full of it

[Alexander Of Assyria]

19. Wow. CNN sure pushed him and his book. He still a paid contributor?... cause that sounds

not right either, together in conflict?

Sometimes I really wonder if CNN has changed that much since they kept endlessly shoving the a the GOPs leading fascist presidential candidate to the center of the stage with endless free tv coverage and non-coverage of his obvious dripping fascism.

[malaise]

34. All hacks most of the time

doing the bidding of their billionaire owners

[Alexander Of Assyria]

50. Yes madame, you can almost see the strings if you squint hard enough.

[electric_blue68]

30. Bwah! 👍

[malaise]

14. Ranked 15, 545th on Amazon Kindle on Sunday

[myohmy2]

17. sad...

...

[malaise]

18. Perfect

It's over

[ecstatic]

20. Who was his target audience?

He refused to fully pick a side.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

25. IKR? I've never seen someone walking both sides of the fence so angrily and confrontationally.

[malaise]

28. Nailed it

[DavidDvorkin]

21. On one hand, I'm delighted

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But as an author, even though I despise the man, I wince.

[hunter]

33. He drowned his book in his own pathetic dishonesty.

Nobody wants to buy that shit.

If you can't write what you know there's no point in writing it.

[RockRaven]

22. Right wing politicians' books usually sell big because a PAC buys them in bulk...

Just like a lot of preachers inflate their book sales by having their church buy thousands upon thousands of copies at a time.

Guess Christie's publisher forgot to make sure he had an active, well-funded campaign committee or PAC before giving him the book deal.

[Hoyt]

23. Good. If he runs for office, his campaign will buy a bunch of books.

[Joinfortmill]

24. 👍

[spanone]

26. ...K&R...

[MLAA]

35. A flop for a flip flopped 😬

[tulipsandroses]

36. Guess he won't be president

Those same 2000 people are the only ones that would vote for him.

[Evolve Dammit]

37. How is this dickhead even relevant after the last 5 years of asshattery??

[Rebl2]

38. Well guess

he’s not if book sales are any indication

[Evolve Dammit]

40. Comeback Tour aka "How to resurrect my crash and burn despite suck uppery to my Orange idol" Coming

soon in paperback and DVD! Act now and you get an autographed towel from when I blew off all you suckers and hit the beach at your expense.

[SarcasticSatyr]

39. I will never understand how covid didn't do him in ..

but perhaps, in politics, this is a fate worse than death.

[Bristlecone]

43. The only way any republican's book sells is when purchased by the RNC and/or with campaign funds

A). Today’s “conservative” does not read books as a rule

B). Christie is a TV toad who’s experiences and story is not of interest to anyone.

[Traildogbob]

44. Fuel for

White Wing book burnings.

[themaguffin]

51. There is no audience for his book. None.