The original Nerf Ninja Turtle. . . . Please come CAPTION Mitch McConnell!!!

[skip fox]

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Mitch ("It's only fair." ) McConnell is saying: "Our country is under an existential threat by the Democrats. . . . It they get their way, more people will be encouraged to vote and every vote will be counted. But the capper is this: states will have to report that vote to the Congress. They won't have a choice. . . . Which means, in effect, the Republicans won't stand a chance. . . . Not only is it not fair, but it will mean the end of democracy as we know it."

[underpants]

1. See. I'm an important untouchable Senator. Sure the Empty Greene's and the what that girls name

from Colorado and teen wolf Gaetz embarrass themselves everyday on social media but I’m a stately guy so I just say basically the same mindless pablum they say in one statement and keep the Trump wolves at bay. Oh, I’m a complete a hole too.

[pwb]

2. My eyes are not bloodshot.

I am not shit faced.

[TheBlackAdder]

3. My sprunjer is about to expand, in search of information for Vladimir Putin & my wife's friend Xi.

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[lastlib]

4. "My bowel is not permanently obstructed."

"I am not in the worst need of a bowel movement of any man in history."

[skip fox]

5. Mitch answers another question:

"On the contrary, Sarah Palin was quite a thinker. . . . Once she said, 'You never know when you'll need a tissue.' . . . There's not a day goes by when I don't think about that. . . . No sir, Mrs. Palin was nobody's fool."