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skip fox

(19,502 posts) Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:17 AM Dec 2021

"Capt. Crunch has nothing on me." . . . Please come CAPTION exPresidented Trump!!!!

exPresidented Trump is saying "Listen, if you want to know the truth, I saved hundred, perhaps thousands, of lives on January 6th by keeping the National Guard from responding while the Capitol Police were viciously attacking the peaceful (well largely peaceful except for Antifi and FBI provocateurs) protestors. . . . With the National Guard the place would have erupted. . . . Hell, we probably wouldn't have a Capitol Building any longer. . . . January 6th would have been a bloodbath the likes of which nobody can possibly imagine if I hadn't refused to act. . . Now do you get it?"

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"Capt. Crunch has nothing on me." . . . Please come CAPTION exPresidented Trump!!!! (Original Post) skip fox Dec 2021 OP

In an incredibly ironic twist, he DIDN'T ask Sean Hannity underpants Dec 2021 #1

This is the Onion, right? Please, please, make it the Onion. Biophilic Dec 2021 #2

CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport and, like the onion, it's satire! skip fox Dec 2021 #4

Thanks for clearing that up. I can breathe again. Well, a bit easier. Biophilic Dec 2021 #8

What a fucking liar punk. pwb Dec 2021 #3

How wll I comb my hair in prison? malaise Dec 2021 #5

"And then, on the fourth day, I created the sun, the moon and the stars. On the Atticus Dec 2021 #6

DT is saying: skip fox Dec 2021 #7

How will I blow Putin in prison? RainCaster Dec 2021 #9

D.T. continues: skip fox Dec 2021 #10

underpants

(195,096 posts)

1. In an incredibly ironic twist, he DIDN'T ask Sean Hannity

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:24 AM

Dec 2021

Damn.

Biophilic

(6,417 posts)

2. This is the Onion, right? Please, please, make it the Onion.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:28 AM

Dec 2021

Even Trump wouldn't make such an entirely stupid and untruthful comment. Oh, wait. Maybe I'm wrong. Geeze... It really does just get worse and worse.

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

4. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport and, like the onion, it's satire!

Reply to Biophilic (Reply #2)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:43 AM

Dec 2021

But CAPTIONers try to emulate the speech patterns and mindless or deceitful thought patterns of our subjects.

So . . . The old geezer didn't say this (but that might only be because he hasn't thought of this yet).

Biophilic

(6,417 posts)

8. Thanks for clearing that up. I can breathe again. Well, a bit easier.

Reply to skip fox (Reply #4)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 10:13 AM

Dec 2021

pwb

(12,472 posts)

3. What a fucking liar punk.

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:30 AM

Dec 2021

Fuck your red tie too asshole.

malaise

(293,111 posts)

5. How wll I comb my hair in prison?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 08:48 AM

Dec 2021

Atticus

(15,124 posts)

6. "And then, on the fourth day, I created the sun, the moon and the stars. On the

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 09:15 AM

Dec 2021

fifth day------------"

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

7. DT is saying:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 10:11 AM

Dec 2021

"And I've had my own orange jumpsuit designed. . . . It's tricked out with sequins and has extra pockets for secret wrting pads and smuggled-in iPhones and lots of other goodies. I'll be the king of D-Block!

RainCaster

(13,390 posts)

9. How will I blow Putin in prison?

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 10:17 AM

Dec 2021

He may release the peepee tapes, how embarrassing!

skip fox

(19,502 posts)

10. D.T. continues:

Reply to skip fox (Original post)

Thu Dec 16, 2021, 02:54 PM

Dec 2021

"When you think about it, losing is just like winning upside-down and inside-out. . . . So who's to say????"

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